Memorable Anime Quotes

[sanomaton]

"GO SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL AND DIE!!"

If anyone can guess which anime this is from gets a high five and a cookie

Ouran High Host Club?

Nope But that's one hilarious anime, though.

I watched it randomly one day, and my wife and I finished the whole series before the week was over.

Haha, that's actually quite impressive. I think it took me like a month to watch through... Which reminds me I should probably watch it again sooner or later.

 

[Pyro Paul]

Best quote(s) EVER:
"Up Up! Down Down! Left! Right! Left! Right! Bring the Motherfucking death by Konami!"

"We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?"

watch all his quotes here. they are the awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHFQj06gWyc

 

[Coruptin]

"Don't beg for things, do it yourself or else you won't get anything."
- Adroc Thruston

 

[Lambi]

"A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!" Konata from Lucky Star

 

[Leemaster777]

There are two quotes that come into my mind without using Gurren Lagann.

Spoiler

I call your RRUUURRRUUU, and raise you a Peekaboo.


I swear, Panty and Stocking is loaded with great quotes.

 

[DreadfulSorry]

Probably already been done, but:

Osaka:"I was all alone in my room, when suddenly...I smelled a fart that wasn't mine."
Also, pretty much everything else Osaka says.

 

[Fenrir Strife]

Alucard: "Come on! Get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars... transform your body... heal your severed legs and STAND! The evening is still so young... COME ON! Hurry... HURRY!... HURRY!!! Pull yourself together! The fun has just begun... COME ON! HUUUUURRY!!!"

Luke: "M-M-M-Monster!!!"

A: "So... I see you for what you really are... you're pathetic! Nothing but a useless, snivelling lump of meat!!!

L: "Shut up! you're nothing but the Hellsing family toy! A dog for the Church of England not even fit to call himself a vampyre! A puppet no-"

A: "SILENCE!!! I'm a dog? Then you're dog food." *Eats Luke* "Was that really all you had...? Such a shame I overestimated you... As a vampyre you were just a pathethic piece of shit... now you're nothing but dog shit..."

Hellsing OVA, Episode 2

 

[ckam]

People die when they are killed.

 

[Konaerix]

"Anyone caught quitting will have to run ten laps around the school! NAKED! And you'll have to yell that green martians are chasing me with each lap!!!"

-Haruhi from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"

Christ, I love that show.

 

[SilverUchiha]

I'll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT!

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This is my original video to completely make fun of the line. A remake is in the works to fix up the tech issues I had... alas... Vegas Pro's trial expired so the remake is on another delay.

 

[Polaris19]

"if you have time to think of a beautiful end, then live beautifully until the end" From Gintama

"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?"

Also Gintama

 

[vazzaroth]

"I'm from Ryukyu, pal" - Mugen, Samurai Champloo, before he promptly lops the guy's arm off.

Actually, the whole sequence of introducing the characters in SamCha sticks with me all the time. Mugen's badass line (The way he says it just drips with personality), to the way Jin F's up the guards of the local corrupt government official and leaves... but not before taking the money the
official was going to be bribed with. (Jin doesn't get a badass line, since he's a man of action). Even Fuu's frustration at everyone else's subservience, the whole first episode is probably the best example of quick, effective and stylish characterization I've ever seen.


That, and "One-o-o-one- ONE HUNDRED DUMPLINGS!"



... his math's all wrong...

 

[Quicksilver_Phoenix]

"Inequality isn't evil. EQUALITY is evil!" - Emperor I've-forgotten-as-I-watched-it-ages-ago, from Code Geass.

 

[allways2edlast]

"you can't end a good party without someone lying on the ground." I think that how it wen't from the dub in yu yu hahusho. for Yusuke last fight.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

" this land is made of LOVE AND PEACE!!!" - Trigun
and
"DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE" - Death NOte

 

[Chrislt]

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth."

Fullmetal Alchemist all the way.

 

[Direwolf750]

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING AN EXTRA SMALL MICROSCOPIC TINY SHRIMPY SHRIMP!!!"

and all of it's loving variations

 

[Marik2]

Finally, two more and that's it, I promise.

Spoiler: Yay for engrish

They really ned to make a 2nd season to both those anime's

 

[Steppin Razor]

"It's okay if I'm a devil...

I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!"

From Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's.