Memorable Game Quotes

[zauxz]

"what a shame"- affter killing a girls father in Deus Ex.

 

[fanozelda9]

I've always liked
"The mustard of your doom"
Fawful from Mario and Luigi: superstar saga
and
"bwarkswantsapiratehat!"
Crazy Bwarks from Drawn to Life

 

[reg42]

I've always loved funny or memorable game quotes
Duke Nukem comes to mind
"It's time to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all outta gum."
Any other goldies??

FAILURE! That is actually a quote stolen from the movie They Live!

Yeah, but it sounded lame in They Live!

 

[Ninjamedic]

Lylat Wars.

The whole thing.

Dont worry, slippys here! (shudders) Why ill never touch the 64 again

But seriously, gamecube re1: "ya gotta love barry"

 

[T-Bone24]

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

Bollocks, what's that from? I recognise it from somewhere.

OT: "THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!!!" - Marcus Phoenix Fenix, Gears of War 2


"No, I'm not ready [to die]"
"...We rarely are." *KNIFE TO THE THROAT* - Ezio Auditore (da Firenze), Assassin's Creed II.

 

[Pielikey]

"CRY SOME MOOOORE"
"HIDE, COWARDS"
"WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!"
Pretty much any line the Heavy from TF2 says is pure fucking gold.

 

[LockeDown]

"Nailed it!" - Roland from Borderlands

 

[TheDustyBanana]

"We've managed to avoid drowning!" - Raiden, MGS2

Made better by the incredibly cheesy way that line was delivered.

 

[Stylish_Robot]

my fav CoD4 was when the blast doors were opening really slowly

Price: ah you've got to be kidding me?! can't you make these go any faster?
Gaz: No, but you can try pulling on them if it'll make you feel any better
Price: cheeky bastard

and my fav:
I call zombie bullshit on that

 

[josetaco]

"You've been muckining about in her swamp..."
when Leliana confronts your character about sleeping with
Morrigan in Dragon Age
made me laugh my ass off

 

[BladesofReason]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsJBWVjG5k

The Emperor is with us! The Unkown Primarch is with us! They have come for our blood, but they will drown in their own!

Also

Shas'o Kais: Surrender Commander, if not for yourself, then for the Greater Good!
Commander: The Greater Good comes to you from my bolter, alien!

Funny, I'm not even a fan of Space Marines, I play the Eldar.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Spoiler: Every gamers reaction to the end of Halo 2

Halo 2:
Lord Hood: "Master Cheif, would you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
Chief: "Sir: Finishing this fight."
*credits roll*
Gamer: "wait ... it's fucking OVER!?"

"Jill, take this! It's REALLY powerful, especially against living things!" Thanks Barry for clearing that up, I was totally about to use this grenade launcher on that dead plant.

That and "Here, take this lock pick. I'm sure that you, the master of unlocking, will make use of it."

Chris: "What!? What is this? Blood!"

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HK-47: "definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120km away using an aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

"Watch out for the headhumpers, Gordon!"

 

[Zacharine]

"'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

Bollocks, what's that from? I recognise it from somewhere.

HK-47, Knights of the Old Republik II.

 

[zerzxes]

"Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. and i'm all out of gum"
-the choosen one - Fallout 2
I think Black Isle played som duke nukem 3d!

anyways Fallot 1 and 2 have so many brilliant lines in there and I don't bother writing them all over. I think I have posted many of these like twice already.

 

[john_alexander]

Anything from Portal.

 

[The Real Sandman]

WHO WANTS TOAST?!
-Gears 2

 

[literallyanythingelse]

"Help! Help! I'm Being Repressed!"

Anyone? Cookie for reference.

Well considering this is a game quote thread - Warcraft 3, when you click on the human worker over and over and he comes out with a stream of Monty Python quotes. I don't know if a quote of a quote counts... cookie plz!

OT: Half Life - Morphine administered
I suppose it's a testament to how poor I was at playing that game that I heard it so much.

EDIT: We require more Vespene Gas
AND in Batman Arkham Asylum when you are getting the last Riddler trophies and he accuses you of cheating by using the internet - I laughed so much because I was.

 

[IamQ]

A pretty long quote, but I really think this suits the game:

Oh, hello Grand Master. I heard two people talking about murdering you. I was going to assassinate them, but my back is hurting to much. Will you kill them for me? If you do, I'll share with you some valuable information. Will you do it fast please? I am in great pain and do not wish to wait for long.

 

[The Mick]

I always thought the line from FEAR 2 would always stick with me "You're like free pizza at an anime convention."