Memorable Game Quotes

[Amondren]

ahem (Francis's voice) *whisper* zoey...zoey.zoey...zoey....LOOOK AT THIS! i love pressing down the the Left thumb stick in L4D

 

[stevenrkorea]

Don't shoot the potion!

 

[CryptoKeyblade]

"Well if it isn't my favorite formally comatosed physcotic killer."

 

[squidbuddy99]

Conker's Bad Fur Day:
Pitchfork: "What the damn-diddly-squat are you doin in my barn, boy?"
Conker: "Well I never, a talking pitchfork!"
Pitchfork: "Not from round here, are ya, boy?"
Conker: "No, I'm from the 21st century."
Pitchfork: "I don't rightly recollect likin your type, therefore I concludethat I is gonna kick your butt around this barn like there's no tomorrow! I is gonna stick my big fork right into yus!"
Conker: "Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?"

 

[punkrocker27]

You were almost a Jill Sandwhich!

ah dammit, Sephiroth1991 beat me to it

well those morons in mercenaries had some weird things to say

 

[anthony87]

Just remembered my favorite.

"Ah! The prison repository of wrested relics and raiments."
"So our things are in here?"
"That?s what I said."

Another Cookie for reference.

Final Fantasy 12

Cookie for you.

Ah Balthier...proabably the slickest Final Fantasy character that's been so far.

 

[punkrocker27]

"He's a madman!"
-Mass Effect

For some reason, this random quote made my roommate and I laugh our asses off. To be honest, I don't even know what was so funny about it It's all in the delivery I guess.

who says that? the whole concept of alien sex got my brother and his roomate pretty weak

 

[bcponpcp27]

"Wake up and smell the ashes."

I love all of Gman's lines.

 

[WTFdonut]

Well, there was this one time when the turians almost wiped out our entire race. That was fun
Love Wrex.

 

[Triforceformer]

DECAPITATIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAH!

God I love Brütal Legend.

 

[shaun832]

"My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year -- it wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face." - Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2

"Yeah... good thing I'm indestructible." - Francis, Left 4 Dead

 

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[Magnalian]

Pretty much any line in TF2.

Also: L4D2 Ellis's stories about him and Keith. Mostly Keith.

 

[Vacancie]

Fable 1 Guildmaster: "You're health is low! Do you have any potions? Or food?"
Legend of Zelda OoT Nave: "Hey! Listen!"
Halo franchise: everything that grunts and marines say.

 

[x0ny]

"What are ya buyin' ?"
"Got some rare things on sale, stranger."

-Merchant, Resident Evil 4

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"SPESS MEHRENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA!"

 

[badgersprite]

"Eeeee's not mangy!" ~ Alistair

"We are gonna need bigger guns." ~ Shepard

 

[seanez]

Do the "Meet The X" videos count?
Cause if they do, the end of the sniper's one.

"Dad...Dad...just put mum on the phone."

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

thats in monty python the holy grail...

Well considering this is a game quote thread - Warcraft 3, when you click on the human worker over and over and he comes out with a stream of Monty Python quotes. I don't know if a quote of a quote counts... cookie plz!

Both technically correct about the Monty Python part, but Grinnbarr gets the game reference
Since the OP was a quote of a quote too, I thought it'd be ok for me to do the same. And though I love Monty Python and most of his works... That quote in particular reminds me of Warcraft 3 before anything else.

So... Grinnbarr?

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[Simalacrum]

Don't worry, be happy! - Tidus, Final Fantasy 10.

Surely that originates from Bob Marley? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYZUhSeRYc]

OT, I'm guessing "all your base are belong to us" has already been done, so I'm going to use a more recent quote: MW2 Captain Price - "History is written by the victors. History is filled with liars" and also (same person) "all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood".