Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

[DocBalance]

"Do you know me my lord? Excellent well! You are a fishmonger!"

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything that you have"

"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion."

And if you get this one... amazing:

"Clearly marks a trend in the Roberts court being less strictly constitutional and more strictly awesome"

I know the first one is Hamlet, between Ophelia's father and Hamlet. Don't know the others though.

My two are:
"They took my squeezy arm. WHY DID THEY TAKE MY SQUEEZY ARM!??!?!?!"
"Now you're thinking, just now "Why me, O God?". The answer is, God has nothing to do with it. In fact, God is never in France this time of year."

The first is from my favorite TV show of all time, and the second from one of my favorite movies.

 

[Cool Welshy]

"Hello."

Portal turret?

Good, but no.
Another clue. He's not the messiah.

 

[epialesofaergia]

"In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo."

"His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead."

 

[idarkphoenixi]

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth" - Jayne Cobb

 

[squeekenator]

"... and then I said, "oatmeal, are you crazy?""

Pinkamina Diane Pie.

"My lord, never forget; all power demands sacrifice. Thank you for yours."

"And do you know what I finally said?"
"I can't even begin to imagine..."
"Air is for suckers."

 

[epialesofaergia]

"Don't tell what I can't do!"

John Locke from Lost, right?

But I think you left a "me" out...

EDIT

"Huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio?"

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?"

Silent Hill and RE4?

 

[Devil's Due]

"You'll come for the toxins, but you'll stay... because you're dead! Hahrharhar!"

Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour, that toxin general during the challenges. He pissed me off when I was the Infantry General.


"You wanted to know how I did it. That's how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back!"

Whoever can guess it without Google wins a friend request from me just for being sheer awesome.

 

[Madara XIII]

''There are two people in the world who I trust. One of them is me, and the other is not you.''

''For so long, I thought you were the future. I was wrong. I am the future'' ''No. You're just... another asshole. And we're both gonna die down here''

Second one is from Resident Evil: Extinction, no clue where the first is from.

For my two cents:

"Why do you hate the darkness? You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is it that you loathe us who teeter on the edge of nothing; we, who were turned away by both light and darkness, never given a choice? What other choice might we have had?"

Kingdom Hearts 2, Xemnas! That was by far one of my favorite quotes from him.


Here's mine. This is kind of tough, but good luck

Quote:

"You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator - murderers, rapists, and molesters - all of you, you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds in all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair. If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. I've been watching for a long time. It's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves. And you can be so noble. So, I'll bring you pain, I'll bring you horror, so that you may rise above it. So that those of you who survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love."

If you can guess this then you've earned some serious props and a cookie for the win.

 

[franconbean]

My personal favourite. One which i take to quiet personally and i reflect all of my life's decisions on due to its truely touching words:

Spoiler

[HEADING=2]"EAT MY LASER! EAT IT!"[/HEADING]

I'll admit it: that made me laugh.

Time Splitters!

"Oz is a slum, the white knight is a retard and the seven dwarves rape pixies"

 

[franconbean]

''There are two people in the world who I trust. One of them is me, and the other is not you.''

''For so long, I thought you were the future. I was wrong. I am the future'' ''No. You're just... another asshole. And we're both gonna die down here''

Second one is from Resident Evil: Extinction, no clue where the first is from.

For my two cents:

"Why do you hate the darkness? You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is it that you loathe us who teeter on the edge of nothing; we, who were turned away by both light and darkness, never given a choice? What other choice might we have had?"

Kingdom Hearts 2, Xemnas! That was by far one of my favorite quotes from him.


Here's mine. This is kind of tough, but good luck

"You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator - murderers, rapists, and molesters - all of you, you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds in all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair.
If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. I've been watching for a long time. It's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves. And you can be so noble. So, I'll bring you pain, I'll bring you horror, so that you may rise above it. So that those of you who survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love."

If you can guess this then you've earned some serious props and a cookie for the win.

Is it from Constantine?

 

[Madman123456]

Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour, that toxin general during the challenges. He pissed me off when I was the Infantry General.

You win one internet. Congratulations!

 

[Madara XIII]

"I'm in lesbian with you!"

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!!!!

Guess this one.

"Son of a *****!"
"Son of a *****!"
"Madre De DIOS!!!"

 

[Madara XIII]

''There are two people in the world who I trust. One of them is me, and the other is not you.''

''For so long, I thought you were the future. I was wrong. I am the future'' ''No. You're just... another asshole. And we're both gonna die down here''

Second one is from Resident Evil: Extinction, no clue where the first is from.

For my two cents:

"Why do you hate the darkness? You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is it that you loathe us who teeter on the edge of nothing; we, who were turned away by both light and darkness, never given a choice? What other choice might we have had?"

Kingdom Hearts 2, Xemnas! That was by far one of my favorite quotes from him.


Here's mine. This is kind of tough, but good luck

"You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator - murderers, rapists, and molesters - all of you, you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds in all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair.
If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. I've been watching for a long time. It's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves. And you can be so noble. So, I'll bring you pain, I'll bring you horror, so that you may rise above it. So that those of you who survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love."

If you can guess this then you've earned some serious props and a cookie for the win.

Is it from Constantine?

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! Within 5 mins of posting that someone get's it.

You sir win a cookie!

 

[coldfrog]

I got one for you.

"Hello."

I give you a clue, it is famous last words. or word.

Even though I'm pretty sure this isn't what you're aiming for, I'm going with Abe from Abe's Oddyssey. (The first Oddworld game).

Hello. Follow me. Wait! Huu huu huu!

OK, I'll go for a quote or two.

Slightly paraphrased:
"I think he's hiding Ann in the attic." "From who, the Nazis?"

"Late frost burns the bloom
Would a fool not let the belt
Restrain the body?"

and one more for the road:
"you claim that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, 'jam a bunch of stuff into your butt,' he was going to 'rape you so hard the room would stink.' And he was going to, quote, 'eat your butt and his son's butt in the stink until his stomach was full of ... your butts.'"

 

[ChupathingyX]

"Son of a *****!"
"Son of a *****!"
"Madre De DIOS!!!"

I can't remember which episode but I'm pretty sure that's from Red vs Blue.

I already posted this before but no one go it...

"Beauty, come to me!"

 

[Madara XIII]

"It had to be some sort of big organization.

Like who the Nazi's?

Don't be ridiculous.
MEANWHILE
Gentlemen VE are Nazis. . ."

NAME IT!

Hellsing the Abridged Series by Takahata101

F*CKING LOVE THAT SERIES XD

I got one now.

"We share blood. We are not brothers!"

Guess where this is from and extra points if you can gues WHO said it.

 

[Madara XIII]

"Son of a *****!"
"Son of a *****!"
"Madre De DIOS!!!"

I can't remember which episode but I'm pretty sure that's from Red vs Blue.

Good Call. Red vs. Blue episode 19 hehehe.

 

[Cool Welshy]

I got one for you.

"Hello."

I give you a clue, it is famous last words. or word.

Even though I'm pretty sure this isn't what you're aiming for, I'm going with Abe from Abe's Oddyssey. (The first Oddworld game).

Hello. Follow me. Wait! Huu huu huu!

Also, good try but still no. Another clue? He's the "Holy Grail" of comedy

 

[ChupathingyX]

I got one for you.

"Hello."

I give you a clue, it is famous last words. or word.

Even though I'm pretty sure this isn't what you're aiming for, I'm going with Abe from Abe's Oddyssey. (The first Oddworld game).

Hello. Follow me. Wait! Huu huu huu!

Also, good try but still no. Another clue? He's the "Holy Grail" of comedy

OMG, it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail, how didn't anyone get that?

 

[afbrien]

My two:
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

"Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"