Memorable Quotes (And a guessing game)

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Chamale

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"at the bottom, you see, we are not homo sapiens at all. our core is madness. our prime directive?MURDER.what darwin was too polite to say, my friends,is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or the meanest, but because we've always been the craziest. most murdering motherfuckers in the jungle."
Cell?

What fun is it being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?
 

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This film, BTW, should be considered required viewing if you haven't seen it already:

But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even *think* like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion!
 

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PimpHandofGod: Kingdom Hearts

I don't know if it was said in that, but that's not the game I got it from :p
 

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AnkaraTheFallen said:
Not seen the movie in a while but here goes.

GuyA: What do you think of that weapon?
GuyB: *Spins a knife around in his hand* It's 'bout a half gram heavy on the back end.
Chronacles of riddick, just after he knifes the necron that killed his mate, love that film

Guy 1 - are you ok in there
Guy 2 - yea im fan f**king tastic, nothing bu gumdrops and icecream in here
 

AnkaraTheFallen

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Exo-Mike said:
AnkaraTheFallen said:
Not seen the movie in a while but here goes.

GuyA: What do you think of that weapon?
GuyB: *Spins a knife around in his hand* It's 'bout a half gram heavy on the back end.
Chronacles of riddick, just after he knifes the necron that killed his mate, love that film

Guy 1 - are you ok in there
Guy 2 - yea im fan f**king tastic, nothing bu gumdrops and icecream in here
Congratulations, used to be on TV every other week here, I miss it :( lol
I need to get a DVD of it or something
 

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epialesofaergia said:
"In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo."

"His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead."
The first quote is from The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Elliot...don't know where the second one is from though.

Here's mine: "You may call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake."
 

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TheIronRuler said:
I have a devious one.
"Sleeping so carelessly. I could do something to you so easily."
Samurai Champloo: Episode 2

"Okay, Chief. Take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."
 

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Geek_DR said:
arc101 said:
Okay, here's mine....
'Wait a second, is that an MP5? ...it is! Now I can solve up to 300 problems a minute!'
Hah! took me a sec. I forgot about Freeman's Mind. Love that series. It ended abruptly though... didn't it?
35 episodes...Think they;re still being made
 

TheIronRuler

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Sikratua said:
TheIronRuler said:
I have a devious one.
"Sleeping so carelessly. I could do something to you so easily."
Samurai Champloo: Episode 2

"Okay, Chief. Take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."
Very Nice.
Is that line... from Clue?

I have another one.
"God's not at home. He's on vacation at Vegas. "
 

Sikratua

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Yes, it is from Clue. It's actually the last line of the movie. If memory serves, yours is from Black Lagoon.

"God's gonna sit this one out."
 

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Sikratua said:
Yes, it is from Clue. It's actually tyhe last line of the movie. If memory serves, yours is from Black Lagoon.

"God's gonna sit this one out."
Nice call.
The Punisher? I'm not sure, it sounds like a common line.
This is rather obscure -
"I can see the ending!"
 

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Chamale said:
eggmiester said:
"at the bottom, you see, we are not homo sapiens at all. our core is madness. our prime directive?MURDER.what darwin was too polite to say, my friends,is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or the meanest, but because we've always been the craziest. most murdering motherfuckers in the jungle."
Cell?

What fun is it being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?
dammit, foiled again!

also: calvin and hobbes? nice one dude.
 

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TheIronRuler said:
'My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.'
an interesting fact about that quote. in the book, it actually says "I want to have your abortion." But the lady at Fox who had to approve the movie said that was too vulgar, and forced them to change it.

So the new quote was filmed, and fox was assured that the offensive quote was removed and let it go without reviewing what replaced it.

EDIT: oh and i want to through a fairly easy quote out there.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
 

Sikratua

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TheIronRuler said:
Sikratua said:
Yes, it is from Clue. It's actually tyhe last line of the movie. If memory serves, yours is from Black Lagoon.

"God's gonna sit this one out."
Nice call.
The Punisher? I'm not sure, it sounds like a common line.
This is rather obscure -
"I can see the ending!"
Very nicely done. :)

Sadly, I had to look your quote up, so I won't cheat on that one.
 

DarkenedWolfEye

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I have two quotes, each from the two movies I have the most action-y fun with:
(In response to someone saying they should have killed him a long time ago) "Yes, you should have. But you didn't ..."
And
"Didn't I kill you already?"
 

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ewhac said:
DarkenedWolfEye said:
"Didn't I kill you already?"
Mmmm.... Hellboy?

Have another one:

Duggan, why is it that every time I start to talk to someone, you knock them unconscious?
Yes indeed! Good ol' Hellboy. I watch that movie about three times a year, every year since I was nine.
I'm afraid I don't know your quote.