Men and Flowers

[CouchCommando]

I would probably find it funny, and a little cute but deep inside a small part of me would die.

Edit- In all actuality if my Girlfriend brought me flowers , I'd kind of think she was hinting that she wanted to be pampered a bit more. As in treating me to something she appreciates by example.

 

[iBananaCrazy]

I wouldn't refuse them, but they probably wouldn't live to long..seeing as I can't care less about flowers..=/

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Not my first choice, but I'd appreciate them. Particularly if it was a nice bouquet.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Uhhhh no. If you're in the grocery store get me some damn cheez itz or something. Flowers...

 

[Hman121]

aure, it's the thought that counts.

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would like to receive flowers never got them

 

[Blue_vision]

I'm a guy and would very much appreciate getting flowers

But, I'd prefer for me to be giving them to someone else instead.

 

[PrimoThePro]

No. I'd rather I got a potato.

Spoiler: Here's why.

 

[teknoarcanist]

"D....do I.......like...eat them? Are they for eating?"

 

[A Pious Cultist]

What kind of flowers are we talking about?

Death-Flowers: Soaked for eons in the blood of the sinful and grown in the firey pits of Mordor.

If not then... yeah that's an odd gift.

 

[MagicMouse]

I would kind of see it as a waste of money, but I would appreciate it.

I prefer practical gifts.

But I do love Morning Glories XD

 

[Iron Lightning]

It's certainly a nice gesture, but I don't really have any use for flowers.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Uhm... flowers... do I look like I have tits?

Serious note: no, flowers don't work on straight men.

 

[Nabirius]

I don't know, I wouldn't really be able to do anything with the flowers, but it's a cute thought.

 

[Aglynugga]

Fuck that, I would throw that shit to the GROUND!
Men give flowers, women give blowjobs.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The only times I like flowers is first seeing them, and seeing the color variations, then putting dye into the plants' water to see if it changes anything.

 

[Moromillas]

Er, no, they remind me of the grave. When they shrivel up and die over the next few days, they will remind me of my own mortality.

So no.

 

[Sacman]

Yeah, it's less about the gift itself and more about the fact that she thought enough to give it to me...

 

[Feralcentaur]

I'd like it, I like flowers they are puuuurdddyyyy......

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Fuck that, I would throw that shit to the GROUND!
Men give flowers, women give blowjobs.

In jest it may have been but damn you just made the most assholish post ever in the history of topics about flowers.