Message to your younger self.
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April 10th, 2006. Stay home, there's no need to go to that party. Tell Amy too. You guys can go see a movie or something.
Also, January 18th, 2008. Stay inside, do not go out like you plan to.
Also, January 18th, 2008. Stay inside, do not go out like you plan to.
To me at age 11: Don't study English. Whatever the fuck you do, do not pretend you can write on the levels of Tolkien or Rowling. You love robots and circuits. And stand up to Mom instead of hoping she'll just suddenly get tired of yelling at you. She wasted too much of our time just screaming about things no one can change.
Dear past me,
Stop being so damned meek! Punch Zach in the fucking face, it'll do wonders for your self-esteem. Also, you know how Kyle hits you every time you say something stupid? Yeah, that's an abusive friendship. tell him to knock it off or get the hell out. Also Simone likes you you moron! Go hit that!
Stop being so damned meek! Punch Zach in the fucking face, it'll do wonders for your self-esteem. Also, you know how Kyle hits you every time you say something stupid? Yeah, that's an abusive friendship. tell him to knock it off or get the hell out. Also Simone likes you you moron! Go hit that!
Well since I rather enjoy my place in the world right now, nothing specific except:
"Get out of your head and stop over thinking everything. Otherwise, in general, all turns out well."
"Get out of your head and stop over thinking everything. Otherwise, in general, all turns out well."
To me, age 12.
"Life is going to get strange for you, kid. You're going to fall in love, and you're going to love her for a year. She's going to change you big time. But promise me this: Don't let women take advantage of you. You'll find out what I mean when you're 14. You can't say no to women, it just isn't in your nature. Also, the girl you will still want months after she left you, she doesn't want you anymore, as far as I can tell. But you're going to keep wanting her, because you're more than likely in love with her, and don't realize it. I'll try not to mess it up, but if I do, make sure you don't."
Hell, thats a bit pathetic, but it's the truth.
Or I'd do this.
"If you are receiving this message, a bucket of water is going to soak you." But there will be no water bucket!
"Life is going to get strange for you, kid. You're going to fall in love, and you're going to love her for a year. She's going to change you big time. But promise me this: Don't let women take advantage of you. You'll find out what I mean when you're 14. You can't say no to women, it just isn't in your nature. Also, the girl you will still want months after she left you, she doesn't want you anymore, as far as I can tell. But you're going to keep wanting her, because you're more than likely in love with her, and don't realize it. I'll try not to mess it up, but if I do, make sure you don't."
Hell, thats a bit pathetic, but it's the truth.
Or I'd do this.
"If you are receiving this message, a bucket of water is going to soak you." But there will be no water bucket!
Probably... brush your teeth. Every morning, and every night. And no, your teeth will not suddenly become white again when you start to brush them when you're 20 years old.
Just do it. She wants it, she's of age, she's BEAUTIFUL, and your girlfriend isn't going to be home for another two hours.
(Of course, I knew all this at the time. What I would also add is...)
And your girlfriend won't be home because SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU WITH HER MARINE EX-BOYFRIEND.
(Of course, I knew all this at the time. What I would also add is...)
And your girlfriend won't be home because SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU WITH HER MARINE EX-BOYFRIEND.
there had to be one that said that!That Guy Who Phails said:
and you would probally have to move that date further back in time because it would probally take x number of days for "the changes to take effect" if any thing just to be safe
Dear Me:
The bad news is, your life is going to suck. The good news is you ARE going to fly a plane and it is AWESOME.
The bad news is, your life is going to suck. The good news is you ARE going to fly a plane and it is AWESOME.
You're blood type A- so become a vegetarian.
You're a coeliac so stop eating bread.
GET THE F@#K OUT OF YOUR PARENTS PLACE!!!
Get orthodics for your feet. It will stop a lot of pain.
Start smacking people in the head.
Do more exercise and dont be a pansy and you'll get laid more.
The Sharks still havnt won the premiership.
And most importantly, do a Vipassana meditation. This is quite probably the most important thing you will ever do for your mental state. DO IT!!!!!
Also, It's not nice guys that finish last, passive guys finish last. You can be assertive and not be an arsehole.
You're a coeliac so stop eating bread.
GET THE F@#K OUT OF YOUR PARENTS PLACE!!!
Get orthodics for your feet. It will stop a lot of pain.
Start smacking people in the head.
Do more exercise and dont be a pansy and you'll get laid more.
The Sharks still havnt won the premiership.
And most importantly, do a Vipassana meditation. This is quite probably the most important thing you will ever do for your mental state. DO IT!!!!!
Also, It's not nice guys that finish last, passive guys finish last. You can be assertive and not be an arsehole.
