Message to your younger self.

[kannibus]

One of these days you're really going to want to try Whiskas cat food. Don't try it.

Also, at some point, you're going to get thrown out a bar called Irish Tymes. That's gonna be a real shame, cuz they've got some really awesome five cheese lasagna.

Finally, your best friend is gonna fall for someone that is totally wrong for her. Humiliate that jack ass now while you have the chance!

 

[Kiltguy]

This...

If I lived my life any differently, I wouldn't be the person I am now. Why would I want to do something to destroy myself?

And this...

I wouldn't tell myself anything.

Because cause and effect still equates.

If I really could send me a letter.

Me age 4. Don't give up, and don't give in.

Me age 14. For fuck sake! Smoking isn't cool. Go train some more Kung Fu, you school-skipping-punk.

Me age 16. Don't listen to Mom, become a construction-worker, not an fucking art-student, you can do that in your spare time.

And all those major event would have changed who, and what I am, and I would no longer exist in the form I presciently posses.

*blinks out of existent*

 

[Kenami]

"Stop being such a little c**t to your parents and acting like your the only person whose felt different."

Also

"For the love of god do NOT watch Attack of the Clones and just watch Two Towers again."

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

DO YOUR FUCKING WORK ON TIME YOU ARROGANT ASSHOLE!!!!

Also, just because you can get girls, don't date any of them, you know how the ones at home are.

Why am I giving myself advice if I'm 16.....

 

[WolfThomas]

I'd probably not send a message. I got where I want to be and I've learned from my mistakes. But for curosity's sake, assuming I am somehow paradox free and remain how I am now.

Lock the door at Italian camp, you will know when it's appropriate

Might get me laid far earlier in life and get that hassle out of the way.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Dear 5 year old SAI,
Don't stalk that girl you'll meet in middle school. It doesn't work, and your a fucking idiot for it.
Also start watching wrestling as soon as you can, by your 20's the industry is in poor shape.

Dear 15 Year Old SAI,
No, you won't be commiting suicide and you won't give in to your darkest thoughts. But seriously get on Lexapro as soon as you can. Seriously it'll solve nearly all of our depression. And don't dare start wrestling training till you're on it.
Mike, Vincent, and AJ are the only friends you can really trust.
Theres a non-hispanic Vincent, punch him in the face as soon as you meet him. Trust me, it's worth it.
Don't chase after the leggy blonde, and if you end up dating you're ex again don't be a commitaphobe douche.
Sincerly, 22 year old SAI

 

[DeXusLM]

STOP BEING THE NICE GUY!!!!!!!

FUCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE LIVE FOR YOURSELF

DON'T TRUST ANYONE EVEN FAMILY!!!
(that ****, you know who)

Oh yeah and don't buy your dream sports car

 

[wolas3214]

Shes going to destroy you, forget her. save yourself the cripplign pain for the next two years, youll meet a freshman girl later. assuming you followed ym advice you wont ruin thigns with her and youll be a better person for it! Oh and carry a condom when you get drunk.. itll save you some trouble later.

 

[EGtodd09]

Message to my 5 year old self: Get into sport. Now.

 

[jaoblia]

DON'T SELL YOUR INCREDIBLY RARE YU-GI OH CARDS FOR 5 BUCKS DAMMIT!!! CONTRARY TO WHAT YOUR MOM SAYS THEIR WORTH MONEY >:O

 

[DSEZ]

DEAR ME: Get into wrestling earlier in life it will help you in high school
(and as of 2 hours ago) DO NOT! let her do that she will turn the guilt on you and you will feel like shit! YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

From:Future ME

 

[Grand_Arcana]

"You're actually very attractive, unflattering belly-fat aside.

"Get into a martial art, by any means necessary.

"Don't be an asshole in 8th grade, and to save you trouble, all the music you're thinking about listening to sucks.

"Go out with a girl named Kyra. She likes you, trust me, and it'll piss everyone off.

"Study, especially in Chemistry. Yes, I know it's so elementary that reading the text will bore you to tears, but it'd be a shame to let that genius mind of yours go to waste. Besides, that CC Earth Science class you'd take in the Ninth Grade is even more boring, unchallenging, and frankly insulting to your intelligence.

"Punch Bobby in the face

"Don't make cancer jokes in Reading Class. Just. . . don't.

EDIT: I wonder if anyone from High School would recognize me from this. . . .

 

[Dfskelleton]

"You're a loser, and that's okay, little (insert my name here). Don't worry, everything will get better later on. Also, you are a fanboy, DEAL WITH IT, LAME YOUNGER SELF."
Sincerely, You, in the future, when I'm much better than you.

I don't nessecarily hate children, just myself as a child.

 

[Kanatatsu]

have much much much more sex. have it whenever it is offered. do not worry about finding your soul mate, just find lots of bedmates.

 

[imagremlin]

Be happy all those stupid things your're doing/thinking aren't being registered forever on a thing called Facebook.

 

[Kanatatsu]

three words: buy google stock

 

[NeoShinGundam]

"GIVE A DAMN ABOUT COLLEGE!!! You cannot just "wing it" like in high school. The job market will cease to exist just as you graduate, so make DAMN SURE you've got a decent degree."

Really wish I could send my past-self that message.

 

[DEATHROAD]

(To my age 14 self on my 14th birthday) "Beware, you loose both your arms on your 14th birthday while reading a letter"


And then writen on the back in tiny writing:
"Haha dumbass"

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Dear me,

Don't let Ashley breaking up with you for a satanist get you down. She's a slut. MAJOR slut. Also don't tell Jim to go out with Allison, it'll only last a day.
Ummm what else. It'd be kinda cool if you started working on your endurance. Like being able to run for more than two minutes without getting tired... Working out'd be encouraged too. Also Google the Touhou Project. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!

Love,
Lex :3

PS Dude you go by Vesuvius Hetlan online! How fuckin' badass is that! Also don't buy a thunderfire cannon. Concentrate on tactical squads and predators.

 

[health-bar]

Dear 1998 me:

"invest in Google."