"/smack LOSE SOME WEIGHT. DON'T BUY A WARCRAFT SUBSCRIPTION. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY....haha jk do whatever bro."
Message to your younger self.
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"Don't worry things turn out pretty sweet overall... unless what i'm telling you affects causality, in which case, whatever you do, forget what I just told you including this!"
"nothing will change if you send this message, don't waste your time.
but if you do infact wish to read this message and not automatically bin it, understand this, this is the only path. Any even semi minor attempt at changing this will result in a deprimental affect on your life, also rethink uni you can not handle the maths required at your present state, or any state in your present future (up to *insert my age here* as that is how old i am)"
what... dont look at me like that.
but if you do infact wish to read this message and not automatically bin it, understand this, this is the only path. Any even semi minor attempt at changing this will result in a deprimental affect on your life, also rethink uni you can not handle the maths required at your present state, or any state in your present future (up to *insert my age here* as that is how old i am)"
what... dont look at me like that.
To me, age 14: "Don't panic! I know you think you're ugly now, are you're not wrong, you are very ugly! However, by 17 you'll be quite the looker and by 21 you will be drop dead gorgeous! So that's good, right? Also, I know you think you're good at playing the drums but you're not... yet. Ooh, and Green Day is not the best band in the world ever (Every Time I Die is). Hope this helped, bye"
To Myself age 6:
In the following packet you will find listed the winners of every major sports event for the next 11 years.
I Love You Very Much
In the following packet you will find listed the winners of every major sports event for the next 11 years.
I Love You Very Much
Give up on women now. You're gonna be alone your entire life; the sooner you accept that, the better. Once you stop wasting your time, you'll realize music, literature, art and dance are enough to keep you going. Oh, and bring a US PS2 with you when you move to Holland. Fucking EU releases. Where's Catherine and Devil Summoner 2, Atlus!?
Sorry, I got a little off track there.
Sorry, I got a little off track there.
"Put the motherfucking cupcake DOWN and get to the GYM, you fat sack of shit!!"
Something to that effect.
Something to that effect.
Message to myself mid-junior year of high school: "Piss in the cup. I know its a violation of your privacy and the staff-kids get a free pass, but do it because private school is so much better than public school and you don't need to endure 1.5 years of bullshit and miss out on that college opportunity you would have. Also, go see a therapist and get your bipolar disorder under control now... save yourself 10 years of bullshit."
