Message to your younger self.

[HentMas]

tell your dad to fuck off when he insists on you studying something you don´t like,the business he is planing on leaving to you will fail in 10 years and you will end up trying to save it because its the only source of income, but if you study what you want you will be able to laugh it off and continue the things you like

 

[pyramid head grape]

Please focus on school work and don't get in to as many fights in high school if you want to avoid the scars.

Wow looking back on it I was a total asshole LOLz

 

[Athol]

"Dispite how much it sucks now, it will get better. Once you graduate DONT WAIT to go back to school, DO IT RIGHT AWAY...trust me, also pay attention in math class from here on out, if you dont it'll bite you in the ass."

 

[Ghengis John]

She'll only put up with so much.

When she gives you the chance you take it.

Don't be afraid to make a choice.

Listen to the people who think they know what's best for you.

Do your homework.

 

[tokae]

To myself, age 14: "I know this seems like the best thing to do, the best way out of this fucking mess, but please stop abusing NOW instead of in four years. You already have a heart-problem, you moron!"

Yupp, exactly that!

 

[SageRuffin]

Dear Younger Sage:

Fuck everybody. People are stupid.

Love, Current Sage

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Dear Younger Sage:

Enlist in military straight out of high school. You'll save yourself a lot of pain.

Love, Current Sage

 

[Xanadu84]

Message to me after High School graduation.

That's the right school.

Ignore that 2 class, research based elective. Talk with your advisor. Do a different research project. Read Rules of Play before deciding on one, remember that magazine article that made you want to debate with Tom, and remember your middle school roots. Be punctual with financial aid. Just take the loans, buy a car. Connections and networking are more important then grades.

Freshman, Sophomore, and Junior year, that girl thing? Will go badly. Senior year? That guys kinda a jerk. She's more into you. Go for it. I cannot stress this enough.

 

[Chased]

I wouldn't tell myself anything.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

???

Profit

PS: Ponies man, they're awesome, also save some of that money and bid on the pony sketches, thank you me.

 

[InsomniJack]

Dear me,

First, start learning how to play "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas. You won't regret it.

Second, remember that one girl that stood by you while you were hopelessly pining for your crush? She's into you. Go get her, before she gets swept up by some other dude.

Finally, remember that you love music. If you try to make it your job, you may end up not loving it as much as you do now. And wouldn't that be terrible for you?

Most sincerely,

Yourself, in 6 Years.

 

[RatRace123]

Dear me: Age 13
Stop friggin' procrastining and do your damn homework and get in the habit of doing it regularly, otherwise you'll just barely graduate High School. Also, take that offer for a threesome.

Love always, Me.

 

[Zantos]

To early life me: Exercise more you prick!

To teenage me: Here are a list of girls you go out with in later life. Save yourself time and skip that one and that one. Treat that one better, I don't care what your excuse is. Definitely stay away from these two (men-tal!) and since if you follow my advice you'll be single at the time hit it off with her. Also your hair looks fine short, don't worry and just do it. Make sure you do it for charity though.

To me on joining uni: Don't listen to Stephen.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

"DO NOT MAKE THAT BET! Duke Nukem Forever IS coming out! And a jar of mayo is a lot of mayo!"

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Ok little dude-bro, I know that seems like a good idea and I know its going to be funny as hell (trust me, it is), but DONT DO IT, DONT DO IT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

He knows what Im talkin about.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Learn all there is to learn about math NAO!!!!!!!!

 

[StellarViking]

Turn the OTHER way in the Shadow Temple. You were walking in circles.

Dumbass.

 

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

Hey man they want your d in their v and on their t's, so give it to them.

 

[Thyunda]

To my high school self:

"Punch that smarmy bastard in the face. Trust me. You'll regret it if you don't."

 

[Shoggoth2588]

To a version of me entering High School: No, you are not going to have sex until after you graduate. Yes, you will get to third but you won't go all the way. Summer of 2006 you'll get there so be patient or, better yet, don't be so damned creepy. If you want to jump-start your sex life than don't wait until senior year to join Drama Club. If nothing else you'll get your Student Service Learning Hours without having to join the Key Club (which you will not like). You may also want to try applying to Blockbuster Video around Junior Year. They're right in the shopping center which is walking distance and we both know how our gaming habit is like (FYI: Look for Painkiller on the Xbox). Finally, always take what Dad says with a grain of salt as he is a douche. Do NOT move in with him as it will cause more regrets than joy.

To a version of me from this past autumn: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Don't give up on Best Buy so quickly!! Look at the freaking checks your getting you idiot!! I'll tell you that if you chose to ignore this message, you will get a job at Gamestop but every pay-period you will be making significantly less than you did as a host at Sakura. You have been warned.

To a version of me from the mid 1990's: You will get Mew but it won't happen until about 2010. Same with Celeby, Phione, Manaphy and, Jirachi but you won't know who those are until you're a 20-something. Also, don't let Mom sell your Super Nintendo or Nintendo. You'll need those in the future.

 

[Chris646]

To me from the past (around the time they still sold SNES games at game retailers)
Hi, I'm you from the future.
Ask for Earthbound, Final Fantasy III, and Chrono Trigger for one of these Christmases or birthdays and don't throw them out, you'll thank me later. Also, remind Mom and Dad not to throw out the PS1, it still works, only the controllers are broken because you bit through them. Also; the 'don't judge a book by it's cover' thing? Total lies. Games are different. Also, take up computer programming.
Sincerely, you.