Message to your younger self.

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imperialwar

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To my 10year old self:"you are better then you think you are. Ask to be sent to another school. focus more on learning things about the human body. seek out a course in Personal Training as soon as you can. Study Physiotherapy and massage, its what you are good at. move in with your nanna now ! Never look back, never speak to your mother again as she is pure poison. take up karate now instead of in 5 years time, stick with it you will become a great master. speak your mind your knowledge is beyond your years. You will grow to be a genius. You will change the lives of all those you meet."
 

Maxtro

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Never chase a girl who doesn't like you.

If a girl seems to be giving you any attention, ask her out.
 
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here, read this shit, it'll give you a wealth of knowledge and also, "study smarter, not harder", a.k.a. look online stupid before you attempt to do a 4 page problem, it's probably already been done before and better -_-

otherwise i'm pretty satisfied with my life..

sure i have made a few lazy mistakes, but we are all human.
 

lullabykid

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Dear self

Stop rushing into relationships just because of your own insecurities. Take care of your little sister and help her when shes in trouble. I know she can be annoying but you will understand she just wanted to be closer to you in her tragic life.

P.S. Don't rely on anyone else but yourself


lol if only i could send it.
 

Lim3

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Don't become and accountant!!!!!

It will only waste 6 years of your life!!!!

hailfire said:
you know that wii you were going to get for christmas? it seems like a good idea now, but you will regret it...
This is one of the funniest ones. I had the exact same thing happen to me.
 

Joshica Huracane

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"Around the 19th of April, get your Credit Card info off the PSN store... Also, continue to not get bent out of shape about the events that follow."
That said, younger me would be like.... wtf kind of strange joke is this? And he'd disregard it entirely. So fuck you younger me!
 

Tdc2182

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Take every incident with a girl after a break up with an expression of indifference. Do not react.

Never react.
 

Godzilla's Disciple

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Dear 13 year old self: "Don't take anything offered to you at parties, that path will lead only to emptiness and regret. Stop wasting time fantasizing about what could be and actually try to make those things a reality. Also don't give up on something the second it becomes challenging. I hope you listen because otherwise you'll be writing this same damn letter in seven years.
-Yourself
 

Astoria

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I can think of one thing I'd really like to change but that might screw up how my life is now so I'll go without something less harmful.

"That guy you like? Yeah, he's a loser and not worth a second of your time. You'll meet the perfect guy soon enough so just enjoy being single for now"

That advice would have saved me almost a year of heartache.
 
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To me at thirteen:

Stay off the snacks, that teenager metabolism won't make it past high school. PS: Man up and start talking to girls. Just lose the rolling back back first. And one more thing: Stop waiting for things to just happen to you; they never will. If you want something, you have to go get it, and that's just the way it is. Now man up and go get laid. In about 3 years. That's your timetable, now get to it!! Also, ask your parents what "getting laid" means, if you don't already know.
 

rebus_forever

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Most of the above and this also, dont be a goth and have Crohns, you can do one or the other but not both, cant deal with the dual wielding anti employment combo that they make.
 

bulbasaur765

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Dear Me:

Delete the history when you're done. And stop making snarky comments and remarks on everything. And SPEAK UP. That is all.

,Your future self
 

Thimblefoot

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(Message to me 1 year ago)

Keep that weight off goddamnit! You were the thinnest you have ever been and looked great! Now you have put on the pounds again you idiot! Your still don't look as bad as you did years ago, but that's my job to make sure it never happens, unless you can keep the weight off, therefore making me lose all this weight instantly!

Cheers, bro!
 

Devil's Due

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Dear Younger Self,

Don't give your heart out, it'll be damaged. Don't give it out again after that, it'll then be ruined. They claimed they actually gave a damn, but they just wanted to hurt you. They will win if you do. Don't let them win.

Signed,
Yourself

PS: Resist World of Warcraft. You'll be much happier. And go run a freaking mile already!
 

no space

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http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=172

But really? I would give myself a hug.

"Fuck the world, it looks terrible, but it's easy if you don't let it win."