Hey, guess what?
You finally finish FFVIII. After so many years, you will feel like god, not even kidding.
You finally finish FFVIII. After so many years, you will feel like god, not even kidding.
Message to your younger self.
- Thread starter IndianaJonny
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"Dear 14 year old me:
Disregard girls, yes ignore them, leave them alone, because you get the wrong impression from them, you know what i mean. go...do something else while you wait, and quit being a romantic, it doesn't work.
get a grip and grab you life together, it'll get better, eventually.
[Insert inspiring motivational quote]
see, does that make everything better?
Sincerely, 18 year old me"
-V
Disregard girls, yes ignore them, leave them alone, because you get the wrong impression from them, you know what i mean. go...do something else while you wait, and quit being a romantic, it doesn't work.
get a grip and grab you life together, it'll get better, eventually.
[Insert inspiring motivational quote]
see, does that make everything better?
Sincerely, 18 year old me"
-V
Never.EVER tell the mother of one of your closest female friends that when you're older she's going to give you a blow job,5 year old me.
Dear younger me,
If it wasn't for you, I would not be the video gamer I am today. It's because you are I have something to coup with the bulling and shit you had to go through.
Also, I know I thought the days in the hospital and nights in braces because I could not walk straight was bad..but I'm better because of it. I can walk straight now and I am thankful for it.
Love, Sarah.
If it wasn't for you, I would not be the video gamer I am today. It's because you are I have something to coup with the bulling and shit you had to go through.
Also, I know I thought the days in the hospital and nights in braces because I could not walk straight was bad..but I'm better because of it. I can walk straight now and I am thankful for it.
Love, Sarah.
Don't give up auditioning for drama school just 'cause your first ever auditions didn't work out so well. Try again next year. Otherwise you'll end up stuck in a job and home situation you don't enjoy at all. Don't give up your dream. And if you don't succeed at getting in anywhere again, try again.
To me at 18: Don't go out with her, it will destroy you.IndianaJonny said:
To me at 19: Don't go sleeping around, it will not give you what you're looking for.
To me at 21: Don't break up with her (another her), she's perfect for you, she could be the one.
To me yesterday: Don't wear those shoes, your feet are going to kill in the morning.
There is an awesome prom dress your mother won't let you buy. DIsregard possibility of getting in trouble and buy it anyway because it looks awesome on you and you're going to want to have it around in college.
And when given free xbox live time, don't add anyone who doesn't add you.
And when given free xbox live time, don't add anyone who doesn't add you.
Dear 5-7th grade self,
You know what man? Everything gets awesome you get a few girlfriends, some of them will hurt but totally worth it, I currently have one for a couple of years now. Also stick with video games as the years go on you're gonna amass a hell of a collection. Couple of warnings, stop being so damn lazy trust me it works being lazy but you'll save yourself some headaches. So basically it all gets better buddy
You know what man? Everything gets awesome you get a few girlfriends, some of them will hurt but totally worth it, I currently have one for a couple of years now. Also stick with video games as the years go on you're gonna amass a hell of a collection. Couple of warnings, stop being so damn lazy trust me it works being lazy but you'll save yourself some headaches. So basically it all gets better buddy
Dear 13-year old me,
Let me tell you something.You will fail.No matter what you'll think or how hard you'll try, you will fail.Right now, in my present, which is your future, you're 17, you don't have a girlfriend, you don't want to have a girlfriend, you feel like you've already lived a life, and not because you've experienced some crazy wild shit, no, you feel that way because your life is so fucking tedious and boring.In about a year the army will be knocking on your door, and then, two years later, when you'll be back from the army, you won't have a place to stay, you won't have a job, you won't find a job, because you didn't finish college, because the army took you away, and that's why you'll have to somehow finish the college, so that you'll have some sort of a fucking low-paid job, so that you'll have the ability to supply your god damn self with some kind of food.Did you get it?You can give up pretty much now, start smoking heavily, and inject yourself with something poisonous, so that maybe i'll have some sort of cancer, and will die young.
- Sincerely, you.
Oh, and also, there's still no sight of episode three.Yeah...
Let me tell you something.You will fail.No matter what you'll think or how hard you'll try, you will fail.Right now, in my present, which is your future, you're 17, you don't have a girlfriend, you don't want to have a girlfriend, you feel like you've already lived a life, and not because you've experienced some crazy wild shit, no, you feel that way because your life is so fucking tedious and boring.In about a year the army will be knocking on your door, and then, two years later, when you'll be back from the army, you won't have a place to stay, you won't have a job, you won't find a job, because you didn't finish college, because the army took you away, and that's why you'll have to somehow finish the college, so that you'll have some sort of a fucking low-paid job, so that you'll have the ability to supply your god damn self with some kind of food.Did you get it?You can give up pretty much now, start smoking heavily, and inject yourself with something poisonous, so that maybe i'll have some sort of cancer, and will die young.
- Sincerely, you.
Oh, and also, there's still no sight of episode three.Yeah...