MI6 Replaces Al-Qaeda Bomb Formulas With Cupcake Recipes

[The Cheezy One]

That's the British sense of humour for you.

This was not a triumph.
They won't be making a note here, on this success.
It is hard to state their satisfaction.
Al-Quaeda science, they don't make bombs, because they can't.

And believe me I am Still Alive.
While they're baking I'll still be alive.

Aha, I like it!

For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who'd be dead,
But there's no sense crying over every cake,
You just keep on trying till you can no longer bake,
And the cooking gets done,
And you make a neat bun,
For the people who are still alive...

I'm not even angry.
I'm eating cakes and pastries now.
Even though you tried to blow
My brains out...

And blow up the plaza,
And embassy too, without a qualm,
As we baked, I wept because
You were so peaceful and calm...

Now these cakes and muffins make a beautiful line,
And we're on the way to our Jihad on time,
So I'm glad we got pwned
Think of all the cakes we loaned
To the terrorists who're still alive...

Go on and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Eating cakes and bagels with the martyrs...
Maybe you could explode them...
That was a joke, haha, fat chance,
Anyway, the cake is great, so there's no killing to do.

Look at me still talking when there's bombs to defuse,
When I look at the recipe I'm glad I got screwed,
I've a recipe for buns, making them is more fun,
Than being a terrorist here in this dive...
I'm giving up the jihad that I tried,
And making cakes and joining MI5,
I won't be extradited if they try,
Because I'm baking a cake for the spies,
So they will leave me while I'm still alive...

Still alive...
Still alive...

Haha, awesome!

 

[Saelune]

So MI6 is the new former Anonymous?

 

[Wrann]

What I find funny about this article is that it was a recipe for "The Best Cupcakes in America,". Why didn't they pick something more British?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

That is just so badass that only the british can do it. The americans would of probably just took the site down but us british did cupcakes.
Also this reminded me of this http://www.cracked.com/article_19162_6-hilarious-ways-game-designers-are-screwing-with-pirates.html

 

[Valthek]

One might even say that that recipe resulted in an... explosion of taste..

no, but in all seriousness, THIS is the way to combat terrorism
f*ck bombing countries, troll the bastards

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Let's destroy them by MAKING THEM FAT!!!

 

[BrotherRool]

NO! What have they done? Now the terrorists know the secret to making sweet sweet cupcakes

 

[Nyaliva]

Damn it Britain! Now you've given the terrorists cupcakes!

I know, isn't it brilliant? Now they don't need to bomb us, they have cupcakes to make them happy!

 

[JediMB]

Bomb-MakingBaking 101

All you have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour
A bit of salt, just a pinch

Baking these treats is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more and you count to four
And you never get your fill of...

Bomb-cakes?

...

Well trolled, MI6. Well trolled.

 

[Free Thinker]

Ah Britain, you show the world how to do things with elegance and lulz. We in the U.S. have much to learn from you. We get our kicks from blowing stuff up, but that my bros across the Atlantic, was pure genius.

 

[Dutch 924]

They could've planted a virus that completely destroyed the website and anything associated with it. But the fact that they placed a recipe for some of the best cupcakes in America just goes to show how awesome the British are. The first thing I thought when I saw this in the news was "British sense of humour ftw"

 

[imnot]

Beautiful British Sense of Humour

Have a pint on me.

Don't forget to serve wine or a fruit based drink for the ladies.

And they can finish off those cupcakes as well. Or fairy [sub]dontthinkaboutit[/sub] cakes as they should properly be called. Only food allowed in the pub is meat flavoured snacks.

I dont know, I hear certain cupcakes, can be pretty, meaty.

OT: I wonder how long it toook them to work out that they wearnt bombs.

 

[standokan]

And there was I thinking that Daniel Craig was no fun at all.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

MI6 is all:

Fighting propaganda with cooking recipes. I'm surprised the US didn't go for it.

I think its hilarious and fucking awesome! And yes I will have a a glass of wine or a fruit based drink.

I do give them an A+ for creativity and good use of humor. I think to truly party we need to whip up a batch of those cupcakes

 

[claymoreguy18]

Beware the CMD. Cupcakes of mass destruction.

 

[Sabazios]

I guess the bombs were a lie.

 

[thereforecrowbar]

This may be my favorite way any government has combated terrorism. I always enjoy hearing the non-violent ways that earn us victories, no matter how small.

Though, we must be thankful that the cupcake recipes came from the Ellen Degeneres web site and not GLaDOS, or else we?d be in deeper trouble.

 

[Shio]

Without seeing the supposed internet publication that was hijacked, I won't jump on the support wagon. For all I could know, this could be a case of trampling over free speech that wasn't inciting violence or the such.

I don't trust these things. The government likes to lie. I'll reserve judgement for now.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Good job Daddy Britain!Now we're going to have delicious explosions of flavor and arrests for all sorts of reasons.Can not wait to see someone try to bomb with cupcakes I cannot.