MI6 Replaces Al-Qaeda Bomb Formulas With Cupcake Recipes

Not G. Ivingname

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Catchy Slogan said:
John Funk said:
When did M16 install Pinkie Pie as director of operations?
Oh God! Even MI6 has been tainted by My Little Pony! Is there nothing that can resist!? Is there no cure!?!? ;P
All will be assimulated. Resistance is silly.


OT: I wonder how long it took before the terrorists figured out bombs do not require three teaspoons of sugar?
 

mdazfrench

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Now THAT is British style. Americans, . . well, we probably would have replaced it with something that exploded on contact with air :)
 

Quesa

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Hmm.. Al Qaeda and cupcakes.. everything about Hey Ash is starting to fall into place.
 

Infernai

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THE CUPCAKES ARE NOW DIAMONDS!

...Cmon, this one was just SCREAMING for an old spice reference.
 

Twilight_guy

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Those cupcakes... *puts on sunglasses* ...are the bomb.

That's funny but not very practical. Replacing a webpage is more of an annoyance then a permanent solution. links can be replaced and what-not.
 

Xman490

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Andy Chalk said:
MI6 Replaces Al-Qaeda Bomb Formulas With Cupcake Recipes
articles like "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom," which was apparently actually part of the original content
Source: The Telegraph [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8553366/MI6-attacks-al-Qaeda-in-Operation-Cupcake.html]
Even more proof that, for the most part, terrorists are losers.
 

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Shio said:
Without seeing the supposed internet publication that was hijacked, I won't jump on the support wagon. For all I could know, this could be a case of trampling over free speech that wasn't inciting violence or the such.

I don't trust these things. The government likes to lie. I'll reserve judgement for now.
Yes, well whatever the reason. They now have cupcakes which is a kind of win so I can't imagine anyone complaining that much.
Damn it, Steve! Stop eating the bombs!

But they're so damn delicious.
 

kelevra

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Oh my God... I lolled hard. Anon, Lulz Boat pay attention- THIS is an example of hacking doing the world some good.
 

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Call me sadistic but I think they should flood the internet with "bomb recipes" that are specifically engineered to be so unstable they blow up as soon as you mix them.

It wouldn't have to blast many before every wannabe terrorists gets wind and doubts every bomb-recipe they find online. Or at the very least search so hard for confirming the bomb recipe that they draw enough attention to be caught. As deluded and selfish they are, I don't think even they are deluded enough to think they will get their divinely appointed 72 prostitutes it they blow their hands and eyeballs out.

I don't know how legal that is. I mean it is illegal to make explosives for murderous purposes, would it be illegal to con those murderous criminals into maiming/killing themselves?

I consider it consistent with self-defence, it directly prevents them murdering others, though not an immediate threat if undetected it is an inevitable threat.

It's fair game, if you don't want to get tricked into blowing your face off, DO NOT try to mix explosives in secret! Only terrorists on civilian targeting operations do that!
 

Poisoned Al

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Do we know for certain this was actually MI6? I mean, if anything it should surely have been MI5, but it doesn't seem like the most useful of things to do when they could, I don't know, arrest the people whomake it or something.

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Actually it was more likely GCHQ.
 

Ghengis John

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If just one terrorist actually decided to try the cupcakes, something is right with the universe.
 

Artina89

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That made my day :D score 1 for the MI6! I knew cupcakes were delicious, but since I heard they could also foil terrorism, they have become one of favourite snackfoods. MI6 and Ellen Degeneres, I salute you (salutes)
 

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I love the American response. "Let's not do anything, otherwise the terrorists will know we can do things."
Then the British response. "Cupcakes."

Finally, some news to make me patriotic.
Seconded, the true British way to go about it.

And I wonder if a member of Al-Qaeda has given up Jihad for a life of baking?
 

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Cool America. Just not do anything so that no one knows you can do something.

MI6 is awesome. I wish they were over here in the States.
 

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how embarrassing do you think it was for the suicide bomber when he had to go next door to borrow some sugar?