Michael Jackson Breaks the Internet

Energylegzz

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Know what would be crazy if his death was faked and that the day of his funeral he breaks out of the casket.BUT he is Back to being African American and wearing the thriller jacket.THEN his popularity sky rockets to untold measures and he instantaneously becomes the most popular person on the planet again And then proceeds to create another album that will be bigger then thriller.And then he will will die a year after that of a massive Cocaine overdose.
 

Zombie_Fish

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To be honest, would you expect anything less from Mr Jackson? I mean, he was the most successful pop icon of the 80s and 90s, owns the world record for best selling album and single ever, has been a famous singer since the age of nine, was such a powerful icon that he could sign to whatever record company he wanted to just by saying that he wanted to sign to them and actually managed to stop his father from beating him as a child by threatening that he wouldn't sing any more if his father carried on to beat him. Also, he hadn't been in the press for so long people kind of didn't realise that he was still around in the world until his proposed comebacks followed by his death so when it did happen, it was fairly random and shocking.

Then add in the fact that the first website to talk about this- TMZ- is famous for being an unreliable source people would've wanted to find out whether or not it was true before just believing it, going out and telling everyone and then finding out it wasn't true and look like a complete idiot. So, they turn straight to what most people would turn to for answers: Google. Google provided evidence, so they then talked about it on any social networks, such as Twitter, and with so many people doing this, the two sites crashing was inevitable.

The_root_of_all_evil said:
Funny video
I've actually done that. That was the actual cause for Google crashing.
 

bjj hero

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
bjj hero said:
It was nothing to do with Michael Jackson.

I have it on good authority that if you type google into Google you can break the internet.
I heard the same:
It must be true then. I love the IT crowd.
 

dadadahahaha

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When Michael pops out of his grave dancing to Thriller, the internets will asplode and he will be considered a GOD to all.
 

BakaMick

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bjj hero said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
bjj hero said:
It was nothing to do with Michael Jackson.

I have it on good authority that if you type google into Google you can break the internet.
I heard the same:
It must be true then. I love the IT crowd.
MJ could have typed google into google just before he died and thats how he did it, "if im goin im taking the internets with me!!".
 

bjj hero

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BakaMick said:
bjj hero said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
bjj hero said:
It was nothing to do with Michael Jackson.

I have it on good authority that if you type google into Google you can break the internet.
I heard the same:
It must be true then. I love the IT crowd.
MJ could have typed google into google just before he died and thats how he did it, "if im goin im taking the internets with me!!".
I knew there was some sort of plot involved...
 

L33tMarvin

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Something tells me joe jackson is rolling on money from all the videos and song are being played by his son
 

timmytom1

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Haliwali said:
I know I am going to regret this. I'm going to regret it a lot. I shall venture to 4chan to find out what they think of this. If anyone could break the internet, I figured it would be them.

Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
Nice Gandalf quote (god i feel like such a nerd now)
 

Lusulpher

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"The search engine titan, Google, initially believed they were under attack: The sheer number of people querying the star's death caused many of them to receive an error page informing them that "your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or spyware application."

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Props, mate, props.

He caused Y2K. browsed Google for all his lesser known songs, his catalougue is fantastic.