I couldn't help but burst out laughing. Not at the fact that someone died, but at the fact Natural Selection did the world another service. This is like those jokes on Arby and the Chief where MC wanted to kill himself because his sword was gone, or because Halo 3 beta was taken down. This could be the next "Jizz in my pants" song.
"Michael Jackson died and I killed myself
I lost at a video game and killed myself
My lover broke up with me and I killed myself
People call me emo and I killed myself"
Now, before you go off insulting me, understand this: I have been very depressed at times in my life, and I have tried to kill myself as a cry for help. Time moves on. It's not the fact that people are killing themselves that's funny, it's the fact that their reasons are so minute.