Michelle Obama Looking for Games that Promote Healthy Children

Niracas

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JEBWrench said:
Niracas said:
Isnt this why the Wii was made? You know.. games like WiiFIT. No? Im wrong? Clearly thats played for the fun.

This just seems like a waste of time and money for any developer, it'll probably end up like those Burger King 360 games you could get when the Xbox 360 came out.
No, see, what they want is electronic media that encourage, through sitting down in front of a monitor, active, healthy living. Not actually having kids be active and healthy. But encouraging it.

Seeing as Captain Zynga is one of the judges, I'm assuming the winner will be full of pop-ups saying, "Give a salad to three of your friends to get a free artichoke!"
Well I mean that makes a hell of alot more sense. Thank you for enlightening me.

Perhaps they came make a game where you play as a piece of Brocolli. He's a cop, who doesnt play by the rules. And he's out to kill them sunnova bitches that call themselves "Healthy Snacks". He'll be the biggest thing since Master Chief.
 

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Niracas said:
Well I mean that makes a hell of alot more sense. Thank you for enlightening me.

Perhaps they came make a game where you play as a piece of Brocolli. He's a cop, who doesnt play by the rules. And he's out to kill them sunnova bitches that call themselves "Healthy Snacks". He'll be the biggest thing since Master Chief.
He shoots first, asks questions later.

*BLAM BLAM BLAM* What was that, DIET soda? You lying motherf***er! TELL THE TRUTH!
 

Niracas

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JEBWrench said:
Niracas said:
Well I mean that makes a hell of alot more sense. Thank you for enlightening me.

Perhaps they came make a game where you play as a piece of Brocolli. He's a cop, who doesnt play by the rules. And he's out to kill them sunnova bitches that call themselves "Healthy Snacks". He'll be the biggest thing since Master Chief.
He shoots first, asks questions later.

*BLAM BLAM BLAM* What was that, DIET soda? You lying motherf***er! TELL THE TRUTH!
He's got his demons too, he's addicted to Cheese and Butter.
 

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Niracas said:
He's got his demons too, he's addicted to Cheese and Butter.
He keeps a can of spray cheese by his nightstand.

Eventually, he gets caught taking a huff and is kicked off the force. Thus beginning a lengthy segment of personal discovery and redemption.
 

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The Great JT said:
How about a game that promotes a First Lady who shuts the hell up?
That was uncalled for. She wants to help children and you tell her to shut up. Are you Rush Limbaugh?
 

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Yeah good luck with that Michelle Obama, if a game tells me to exercise more the first thing I'd do is throw it out the window. No game tells me what to do.

[sub/] Now if you'll excuse I need to go to a russian airport. [/sub]
 

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Well, I don't think this will make a big differance, and really I think someone should seriously be telling Mrs. Obama off.

Right now there are two big things to consider:

#1: Kids generally don't go outside to play because they can't. Simply put our society requires two incomes at the moment, you don't have a "homemaker" parent anymore. This means there is nobody to supervise children for trips to a playground or whatever. Our society also suffers greatly for being extremely permissive and liberal in some respecs, and one of those prices we pay is society being too dangerous for children to roam neighborhoods unattended. Assuming of course local laws haven't been passed prohibiting such outright (so the neighbors won't have kids roaming their yards).

The days of yor with unlocked doors, and kids being able to frolic in the suburbs with wagons and scooters and whatever else are basically gone. Today we can't do anything about a sexual deviant until he actually molests a child and gets caught.

Welcome to the day and age of "Latchkey kids" who might come home to an empty home as young as five or six, and lock themselves in an apartment waiting for mommy and daddy to get home (providing they ever do).

The point is that none of these things are easy issues to address, but if you want to have kids playing outside more actively, you need to fix society which means you might have to make unpleasant desicians.

Ironically I think politicians like the Obamas are part of the problem as they generally support the kinds of policies that have perpetuated these problems. This of course goes well beyond the scope of this discussion.


#2: Kids don't buy their own food. You can spam them with healthy eating all you want, but the problem isn't so much kids existing off of unhealthy snack fare, typically most don't. Rather it's because your typical family goes to the grocery store and for financial reasons gets the cheapest version of whatever they are after that they can. Sure, you can talk cr@p all you want about reading ingrediants, and health information, but the bottom line is that most people can't afford to buy premium health food, and the more expensive brands. Some can, but most can't. Your typical shopper looks at the price, and maybe the weight, as their primary concern (ie the overall value).

The result is that while admittedly kids AREN'T getting as much exercise as they might otherwise be getting (and would have in earlier eras), a lot of the weight and health problems comes from the fact that while mom and dad make them eat their vegetables and things they might not want, they are also eating whatever meat was on sale that week (and was probably on sale due to being unusually fatty or whatever), whatever other products were cheapest, and their snacks are probably as often or not selected by a similar criteria.

This is called "reality".


So really, you can tell kids whatever you want. You can probably even get them to genuinely agree with you on a lot of this stuff. But in the end it doesn't matter since the problems aren't something that can really be controlled from their end. Nor is anyone going to just promote some educational propaganda and magically get parents to be home more, clean up the streets/make society less dangerous, or put more money into pockets to buy healthier, higher quality food products.
 

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JEBWrench said:
Niracas said:
He's got his demons too, he's addicted to Cheese and Butter.
He keeps a can of spray cheese by his nightstand.

Eventually, he gets caught taking a huff and is kicked off the force. Thus beginning a lengthy segment of personal discovery and redemption.
If only I had the power to make this game. Dear lord this is GOLD!
 

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most teaching games suck magerly. so perhaps only letting children play games some times and making them take up sports would be a better thing to do
 

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skeanthu said:
My draft proposal:

Insert cd into Xbox
Game comes up
Screen Flashes "GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY!!!"
That would surely get some form of approval somewhere...

If she wants game which are heathy go look at the Wii! In fact, look at what comes with it!
 

Eruanno

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skeanthu said:
My draft proposal:

Insert cd into Xbox
Game comes up
Screen Flashes "GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY!!!"
*Take out CD*
*Insert Batman Arkham Asylum*

Hm, wait. That was what was NOT supposed to happen. Ooops.
 
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-Zen- said:
Wouldn't Street Fighter encourage kids to get into shape? Even the fat guy has an eight-pack.
Only if it has Natal. That way everyone will be Jumping to dodge SHORIYUKEN!

[sub]I probably spelt that wrong, forgive me[/sub]

Plus, I bet Nintendo is going to make lots of money, if Michelle Obama praises Wii Fit.
 

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People play games because they aren't healthy, therefore they are fun. Example, Wii=somewhat healthy=lame. Xbox and PS3=not Wii=not lame.
 

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I've got an idea. You see, it's a game involving two balls, and two nets, and the players play by dividing each other into two teams and then trying to throw the ball into the other team's net. I think I'll call it...hoopsketball.

What? It's a game, right?

Oh, you mean video games? That promote health? Well, that's just plain silly.

Jk, jk. I do see this as a good thing, it's just that sports were the first thing to come to mind when I heard "Games that Promote Healthy Children."