Michigan Man Accused of Soliciting Girls Via Xbox Live

mjc0961

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Throw the book at him, Michigan. Lock him away for as long as possible.

OriginalJoeBlack said:
Hmmm, his name is Lynch. Get it? Lynch! Like... Kane & Lynch? Oh nevermind.
Well I guess that explains why he's so shit. ;)
 

Alar

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Again, victims? Are they really victims if it was completely consensual? I understand that it is illegal, no one is disputing that, but children more and more are learning about sex at younger ages and are interested in it. Part of the reason they may be interested in making such bad decisions is lack of sexual education at that age.

Again, the man needs to be punished for his crimes, but victims? I don't think I could call them that.
 

AmayaOnnaOtaku

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Can we do the Lizbeth Salander punishment to him?

(tattoo "I am a pervert a rapist and a sadistic pig" on him so he has to look at it everyday and be reminded about it)

Second thought can we do it for ALL sex offenders? Maybe just MONSTER tattooed to their foreheads?
 
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Right off the bat, the first thing I can think of is...why? Why did he ever think this was even remotely a good idea? That man's got problems.
 

creager91

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I think my fellow Buckeyes and Buckeye fans are not only not surprised but would agree with me when I say We Dont Give A Damn About The Whole State Of Michigan, The Whole State Of Michigan, The Whole State Of Michigan!
 

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What a world. You just can't give middle school students condoms and sex toys without people flying off the handle with their wild accusations. They probably just needed them for a school diorama project[footnote]Not likely[/footnote].
 

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I'm still trying to wrap my head around this dude thinking he can find actual real girls on XBox Live? I mean really isn't the normal safe assumption in any console online gaming environment that anything claiming to ge a real girl is either A. a 40something dude living in his moms basement. B. a 15 year old boy with issues or who thinks it salmost as funny as fart jokes or C. a pedophile trap?
 

thisbymaster

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1. He found girls on Xbox???
2. They went to a strip club? And got sex toys.. Last I checked it wasn't illegal for young girls to own vibrators.
3. Is there any proof that he asked for sex?
4. Condoms are acquirable from anywhere, at anytime. Unless they had his name stamped on them I don't that means anything.
 

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Rayne870 said:
Castration from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
I'm still unsure why we haven't found a cheap and effective way to launch people into the sun.
 

monstersquad

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thisbymaster said:
1. He found girls on Xbox???
2. They went to a strip club? And got sex toys.. Last I checked it wasn't illegal for young girls to own vibrators.
3. Is there any proof that he asked for sex?
4. Condoms are acquirable from anywhere, at anytime. Unless they had his name stamped on them I don't that means anything.
Wow, you are coming off as all kinds of creepy.

On another note, thank god it wasn't what I think it was, as funny as it sounds. I thought this guy was pimping girls out over xbox, which isn't something I condone, but the coordination of the conducting of illegal activities over xbox live is a great idea.
 

ZiggyE

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I love how 'innocent until proven guilty' seems to mean nothing over here at the Escapist.

thisbymaster said:
1. He found girls on Xbox???
2. They went to a strip club? And got sex toys.. Last I checked it wasn't illegal for young girls to own vibrators.
3. Is there any proof that he asked for sex?
4. Condoms are acquirable from anywhere, at anytime. Unless they had his name stamped on them I don't that means anything.
The chat logs should be incriminating.