Microdamus knows the future of games, for he has seen it. By mysterious mystical methods, Microdamus knows everything that will happen in gaming until the end of time.
Microdamus is certain of what he has seen, and has chosen to bring his words of prophecy to the Escapist. Four great truths have appeared for you.
1. The first-ever full immersion gaming technology will be introduced in the wake of Fallout 5. Kong. Kong never changes. The full immersion Donkey Kong will feature haptic feedback and bananas that actually taste like bananas.
2. Earth's mightiest hero will return to gaming in this console generation. Captain Planet: Free Energy Adventure shall mark the death of the once powerful Wii. Mullets will return to popular fashion for half a generation.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone will follow the lead of Vin Diesel, to star in their own game of the next generation. Booby Death Explosion will feature the actors as the breasts of an aging female lead, Barbara Cougar. Gameplay is based around running away from explosions and nonsensical one-liners. It's greatest success will be found in Japan, where the title will confuse most gamers into buying an otherwise terrible game.
4. The harsh reality of Oregon Trail at last forms the basis of a feature film. Uwe Bolle Presents: Oregon Trail will spawn many sequels, but most people will watch it for the hunting sequences.
The future is clouded, always changing. Microdamus now offers his powerful insight to you. Have you ever wondered what will happen to games? Ask Microdamus, and all shall be revealed.
Microdamus is certain of what he has seen, and has chosen to bring his words of prophecy to the Escapist. Four great truths have appeared for you.
1. The first-ever full immersion gaming technology will be introduced in the wake of Fallout 5. Kong. Kong never changes. The full immersion Donkey Kong will feature haptic feedback and bananas that actually taste like bananas.
2. Earth's mightiest hero will return to gaming in this console generation. Captain Planet: Free Energy Adventure shall mark the death of the once powerful Wii. Mullets will return to popular fashion for half a generation.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone will follow the lead of Vin Diesel, to star in their own game of the next generation. Booby Death Explosion will feature the actors as the breasts of an aging female lead, Barbara Cougar. Gameplay is based around running away from explosions and nonsensical one-liners. It's greatest success will be found in Japan, where the title will confuse most gamers into buying an otherwise terrible game.
4. The harsh reality of Oregon Trail at last forms the basis of a feature film. Uwe Bolle Presents: Oregon Trail will spawn many sequels, but most people will watch it for the hunting sequences.
The future is clouded, always changing. Microdamus now offers his powerful insight to you. Have you ever wondered what will happen to games? Ask Microdamus, and all shall be revealed.