Million Dollar Ideas

[TheRundownRabbit]

What are your million dollar ideas?

Mine is perfect. A large airbus plane rolls out on the tarmat, and words on the side light up to read...........(wait for it)......Porn Plane, The #1 18+ Airbus! It will blow your mind!
Is that not awesome!

 

[Lust]

Hover Boots.

Wouldn't you like to fly around? Anybody?

 

[lee1287]

teleportation.

A few kinks to sort out, but i'm nearly there. If those saiyans can do it, so can i.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

A Bacon Dispenser.

We have the technology.

 

[Les Awesome]

a pregnancy tester thats also a pen

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A Bacon Dispenser.

We have the technology.

Why stop at Bacon? Why not have a machine that dispenses all kinds of manly foods, or perhaps combines them. The world of meat based snacks is our oyster!

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

A Bacon Dispenser.

We have the technology.

Why stop at Bacon? Why not have a machine that dispenses all kinds of manly foods, or perhaps combines them. The world of meat based snacks is our oyster!

OF COURSE! It's so simple!

A cheese-filled steak rapped in bacon, served with an ice cold beer and Reggae Reggae Sauce?

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

a pregnancy tester thats also a pen

I've always wanted to write with something that gets pissed on.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Rocketship powered by farts. Oh, come on, you know you'd like to power one. That or a vacuum cleaner that you can attach to your back and pretend to Airbend.

 

[Pielikey]

Chocolate flavored toothpaste

 

[lee1287]

a pregnancy tester thats also a pen

I've always wanted to write with something that gets pissed on.

i had a funny answer, but by the time i pressed quote it had gone, i am sorry. =[

 

[BlumiereBleck]

A automatic guitar stringer!

 

[golgoth]

The Holodeck from Star Trek, who doesnt want to live thier favorite books and video games?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A Bacon Dispenser.

We have the technology.

Why stop at Bacon? Why not have a machine that dispenses all kinds of manly foods, or perhaps combines them. The world of meat based snacks is our oyster!

OF COURSE! It's so simple!

A cheese-filled steak rapped in bacon, served with an ice cold beer and Reggae Reggae Sauce?

I was thinking more of a Sausage and Bacon Roll kind of combination, but that works too.

 

[dfcrackhead]

A casual game arcade. Can you believe how many bored housewives would come to play bejeweled on a big standup arcade machine?

 

[mb16]

orbital lift
or
something.... its 3am what do you want from me!

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

A Bacon Dispenser.

We have the technology.

Why stop at Bacon? Why not have a machine that dispenses all kinds of manly foods, or perhaps combines them. The world of meat based snacks is our oyster!

OF COURSE! It's so simple!

A cheese-filled steak rapped in bacon, served with an ice cold beer and Reggae Reggae Sauce?

I was thinking more of a Sausage and Bacon Roll kind of combination, but that works too.

Oh, right. You were more along the lines of a "Sausage & Bacon Sandwich" dispenser.

...God dammit! I'm hungry for a Sausage & Bacon Sandwich now!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A Bacon Dispenser.

We have the technology.

Why stop at Bacon? Why not have a machine that dispenses all kinds of manly foods, or perhaps combines them. The world of meat based snacks is our oyster!

OF COURSE! It's so simple!

A cheese-filled steak rapped in bacon, served with an ice cold beer and Reggae Reggae Sauce?

I was thinking more of a Sausage and Bacon Roll kind of combination, but that works too.

Oh, right. You were more along the lines of a "Sausage & Bacon Sandwich" dispenser.

...God dammit! I'm hungry for a Sausage & Bacon Sandwich now!

Actually a sausage roll is sausage meat wrapped in pastry, served warm or cold.
But I fear we are derailing the thread somewhat.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

A Bacon Dispenser.

We have the technology.

Why stop at Bacon? Why not have a machine that dispenses all kinds of manly foods, or perhaps combines them. The world of meat based snacks is our oyster!

OF COURSE! It's so simple!

A cheese-filled steak rapped in bacon, served with an ice cold beer and Reggae Reggae Sauce?

I was thinking more of a Sausage and Bacon Roll kind of combination, but that works too.

Oh, right. You were more along the lines of a "Sausage & Bacon Sandwich" dispenser.

...God dammit! I'm hungry for a Sausage & Bacon Sandwich now!

Actually a sausage roll is sausage meat wrapped in pastry, served warm or cold.
But I fear we are derailing the thread somewhat.

Ah, yeah, we should probably stop.

 

[THE_MUFFIN_MAN15]

A button that you attach to your ass that causes your shit to blast out of your ass at high speeds. No more waiting impatiently on the toilet.