Million Dollar Ideas

[StonkThis]

Teleportation, but here's the twist, you can teleport other objects with your mind... Remote over there? Not anymore. Pop in the fridge? No longer. Need to crap? Bullshit.

Like the last pun?

Yeah, it sucked.

 

[Pegghead]

A machine that dispenses hi-fives.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Rocketship powered by farts. Oh, come on, you know you'd like to power one. That or a vacuum cleaner that you can attach to your back and pretend to Airbend.

I saw that in zororii it work at getting them to another planet but they ran out at the end and almost died

 

[Heart of Darkness]

We should create a laundering service based here in the Escapist forums! By the end of the week, we will have literally made millions of dollars!

...What? You didn't say it had to be legal.

 

[SD-Fiend]

A remote control beeper like the one for phones or pants that do or (don't) make your wife's but look big

 

[Blue Musician]

I would love a gaming computer first of all, then move to Japan. Then try to get a job and survive in that city.

 

[Jewrean]

Hot chicks wearing lingerie that have backpacks filled with Alcohol that give free top ups to anyone who has a membership card at a sports event.

 

[Free Thinker]

Portable toilet apparatus.
Stuck in a crowd? Port-a-potty or restrooms too far away? Good thing you wore your toilet pants! Take a piss or dump right in public! No soiled undergarments, no lingering smell,and no shame.

 

[SimuLord]

A robot girlfriend that actually manages to emerge from the Uncanny Valley.

Hermes: "He hasn't seen the propaganda film!"

 

[Teh Ty]

A remote with easy to push buttons that are seperated so you don;t push 2 at once.

 

[Snarky Username]

a pregnancy tester thats also a pen

Does it dispense pink ink if your pregnant and blue if you're not?

OT: A place that sells hotcakes. I would be rich!

 

[Tears of Blood]

Implant for your arm that functions as a cell phone.

You'll never lose it again!

 

[Snarky Username]

Portable toilet apparatus.
Stuck in a crowd? Port-a-potty or restrooms too far away? Good thing you wore your toilet pants! Take a piss or dump right in public! No soiled undergarments, no lingering smell,and no shame.

So it's a diaper, basically.

 

[Free Thinker]

Portable toilet apparatus.
Stuck in a crowd? Port-a-potty or restrooms too far away? Good thing you wore your toilet pants! Take a piss or dump right in public! No soiled undergarments, no lingering smell,and no shame.

So it's a diaper, basically.

But with diapers, it smells and you're wearing a diaper. The toilet apparatus/pants would securely, and discretely hide all excrements and fumes. Which can be disposed of later.