Mind Trick

[UAProxy]

Ahem.

Thank you.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

The trick to good lieing is keeping a straight face. I convinced a girl, while she was texting, that her phone wasn't even there and that it was al in her delusional mind.

 

[Jark212]

I never really had to do anything, I'm on a first name basis with the borderline psycho-postal pre-Columbine kids. They like me for some reason. Oh, and reinforcing your fabricated insanity with completely random statements...

 

[feather240]

The trick to good lieing is keeping a straight face. I convinced a girl, while she was texting, that her phone wasn't even there and that it was al in her delusional mind.

I'm pretty sure if she was texting about anything either of us think she would be texting about it wouldn't be a huge accomplishment for you to trick her.

 

[Julianking93]

A couple of weeks after the X Men came out, I convinced all my friends that I was a mutant and could talk to animals.

I actually just have a good connection with most animals.

They believed me for about 3 months before I was just tired of it and told them I was just fuckin with 'em.

Really? Three months! You should have kept it going for years!

Thinking back on it, I should have...

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I stuck my foot out in the way of a guy riding a bike. His front wheel stopped spinning and he went straight over the handlebars and I laughed so hard. Later that day I convinced him that he'd hit an Armadillo.

Little did he know...Common sense would have told him that I was lying, seeing as I live in the North-West of England.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I convinced an internet stalker who tried to set me up by lying about who he really was over messenger that I actually was falling for his elaborate scheme.

I had his number all the way through it, but I just thought it would be boring to just call his bluff and block him. It was more fun acting like I really believed that he was a hot girl who "accidentally" acquired my messenger id, and that she was actually becoming hot for me the more we spoke. I managed to make him stay up to some pretty ungodly hours by just acting gullible and naive. XD

This took me two days, and some pretty intensive chatting over messenger until I finally called the stalker out on his bluff.

I know, I am an evil bastard. But you gotta admit, that he had it coming for trying to mess with me in the first place...

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I convinced someone to bet against New York winning a baseball game.

Unfortunately for him, it was the Subway Series (New York Mets against the New York Yankees). Not really my ability to convince him, just his stupidity.

 

[sneak_copter]

I once convinced a friend I had a drivers license....
and I wasn't drunk....

It wasn't really a lie though.

I told him after the crash.

Here, have a cookie! You know what everyone can have one!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HTTP-Cookie-Google.png

I'm sorry. You must have cake enabled to view this sarcastic post.

 

[Azraellod]

Not myself but a friend of mine way back in high school succsessfully used "Look a distraction" To escape from getting his face pounded. I still can't believe the guy ACTUALLY LOOKED!!

one of my friends does that all the time. only more to annoy people.

i have convinced several people from my old school that i am a deranged serial killer. because it's fun to see then back away from me when i look at them.

 

[Icedshot]

Someone i knew managed to convince the entire year (in a mixed school) that he was completely gay. He used that to get invited into the girls changing room (while they were changing )

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I convinced someone that I hadn't eaten all the yummy kit-kats in the fridge.

 

[TheZapper]

I convinced one kid that I was his conscience. That was fun while it lasted.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Someone i knew managed to convince the entire year (in a mixed school) that he was completely gay. He used that to get invited into the girls changing room (while they were changing )

That's quite industrious of him. And the thing is that such a plan can never really backfire, because if he does take a fancy to one of the girls he could completely melt her by saying that she makes him question his sexuality. XD

 

[randomrob]

You don't need to see his identification

We don't need to see his identification

These aren't the droids your looking for

These aren't the droids we're looking for

He can go about his business

You can go about your business

Move along

Move along

Move along

 

[feather240]

I convinced one kid that I was his conscience. That was fun while it lasted.

Did you tell him that thought his stupidity he killed God, and no matter what he did his life would end in ruins and everyone would hate him forever... ...which regardless of his choices would result in his untimely death.

Someone i knew managed to convince the entire year (in a mixed school) that he was completely gay. He used that to get invited into the girls changing room (while they were changing )

That's quite industrious of him. And the thing is that such a plan can never really backfire, because if he does take a fancy to one of the girls he could completely melt her by saying that she makes him question his sexuality. XD

That's pretty clever for someone who uses the internet.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

The trick to good lieing is keeping a straight face. I convinced a girl, while she was texting, that her phone wasn't even there and that it was al in her delusional mind.

I'm pretty sure if she was texting about anything either of us think she would be texting about it wouldn't be a huge accomplishment for you to trick her.

Well thats the other part of good lieing-Pick targets easily manipulated.
One time, I was talking to some guy on xbox live, and he said he and his friend,after they watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, convinced his girlfriend that Asian people could fly


Like what do you even say to something like that?

 

[feather240]

The trick to good lieing is keeping a straight face. I convinced a girl, while she was texting, that her phone wasn't even there and that it was al in her delusional mind.

I'm pretty sure if she was texting about anything either of us think she would be texting about it wouldn't be a huge accomplishment for you to trick her.

Well thats the other part of good lieing-Pick targets easily manipulated.
One time, I was talking to some guy on xbox live, and he said he and his friend,after they watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, convinced his girlfriend that Asian people could fly


Like what do you even say to something like that?

You either slap them for being so stupid, or tell her that it's a closely guarded secret, but if you pass a grueling exam you can share the secret of flight. Tell her that all Asian people know it and drive her to your nearest Asian stranger and watch the fun began.