"Minecraft is a Christian game"

[Ashcrexl]

no no! the author is absolutely right! shame on all of you for dismissing it as satire! after a good 5 hour session of minecraft, i can practically feel the faith WELL UP INSIDE ME and flow out of EVERY ORIFICE! in fact, NOTCH IS THE SECOND COMING of christ!

 

[Plurralbles]

FFS!

God damnit.


Unless it is explicitly stated in the release notes... it's not a game for anything- it's just a damn game... Comeon. What is monopoly guys? huh? what the fuck is monopoly? Is it satanic capitalist douchebaggery? No. It's just a game. Lay off the labels.

 

[Rhiehn]

Certain areas of the internet should be locked to certain parties...

Religion
Politics
Crusaders for Family
etc etc

Should all be locked in a safe zone...and not allowed in to mingle with others...ie me who plays Minecraft...

Well back to building a glorious golden statue to the Might Knowledge and Power of Odin.

Fascist.

 

[tehbeard]

Minecraft is actually a Freudian allegory for deflowering a woman. The virgin world is huge and mysterious, waiting for the Man to explore her caverns and reap the rewards. Of course, the Man brings with him his own guilty past. The Creepers represent the destruction of STDs, the Skeletons are jealous ex-lovers, and the Spiders are his self-doubt of his own sexual prowess. Thus, the Man must dominate the woman's world and bring in his own masculinity through the torches of male enlightenment and giant penis-shaped towers.
See, I can make shit up too!

Well done good sir

 

[McNinja]

I'm pretty sure that website is a parody. I've seen their stuff brought up on here before, and I was pretty sure it was a parody back then. It does sound like it could be real, but isn't that the best sort of parody?

I don't think it is, and that's the sad part.

Actually, no. The Pastors name is Skeet. There's no way this is serious. Click the link, then delete the last portion after the zounds/ then look at the page that comes up. The main site is either trying way too hard and failing, or a parody of such sites and ministries.

EDIT: Nevermind, they're just delusional. And, of course, trying way too hard.

EDIT 2: Trying to hard, and being extremely offensive. Apparently, they put out music, and a song called wacky wacky wicca chick is just... it makes me feel bad that the person who wrote these lyrics calls them self a Christian. In fact, all of their songs are like this. Horribly, horribly offensive.

 

[Monsterfurby]

http://web.archive.org/web/20060913000000/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Christian_Ministries

Wikipedia entry on the Ministries website, now mysteriously deleted. There are VERY strong signs that the site is a very straight-faced parody, including the quoting of non-existent persons, organizations and places and the fact that some articles are actually parodies of essays published by actual theologists.

It is allegedly run by Chris Harper of Landover Baptist Church (another parody of Christian fundamentalists), which might be hinted at by some of the strange university advertisements on the site.

 

[coolman9899]

we got poes law all up in this *****... [font color="FF0000"]LOOK IT UP!!![/font]... or just trolling... whichever is good for you

I suppose this is why its so goddamn boring then.

Wash your mouth out with soap.

Spoiler

I keed I keed

 

[Chibz]

The site you linked (Zounds' reviews) is a verifiable parody site. The church that supposedly hosts it doesn't exist. The campus he claims to be on is fictional. It's very, very clever parody.

 

[Ace of Spades]

It's not hard to try and ascribe bullshit logic to something. The fact that I passed English is proof of that.

 

[blackguard89]

I LOL'D.
Sword of spirit-----now with +9999999 enchantable holy damage------.....Sorry couldn't help myself.
But on topic.You know how religious fanatics try to throw stuff in your face.This might also be that.Also they tend to make every game look like the work of the devil.
Or It might just be some dude trolling =))

 

[Protomega]

Necro-posts ftw..

 

[Mr. Meslier]

Yawn. Talk about grasping at straws. I know plenty of Xian ministry people who have taken just about any dark/light dichotomy in a story and turn it into a Jesus story, almost like the Bible came up with it in the first place.

 

[rokkolpo]

It's a troll site.