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ThaBenMan

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Ok, time for some level 20 Necromancy

Another fascinating story from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader (seriously awesome books, every bathroom should have a couple of them):

The Collyer Brothers [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers] were two brothers who lived in New York city in the early 20th century. Sons of a wealthy gynecologist, they inherited a mansion in Harlem (then a fashionable area). Homer worked as a lawyer, and Langley possessed an engineering degree.

As the neighborhood changed from a wealthy area to a crime-ridden ghetto, the brothers grew very eccentric and withdrawn. They started amassing huge amounts of junk - newspapers, furniture, pianos, and more - and storing it in their house. Homer stopped working, and so their bills piled up, until their utilities were all shut off. Langley started turning his engineering skills to devising booby traps to defend their home from invaders, such as huge piles of newspapers rigged with tripwires to crush intruders.

Homer later became ill, wheelchair bound and blind. His brother Langley would bring him food, believing a diet of black bread, peanut butter, and 100 oranges a week would help his condition. He would bring back their water from a park 4 blocks away.

On March 21, 1947, an anonymous tipster informed the police that there was a dead body in the Collyer's house. Attempts to investigate were hampered by a nearly impenetrable wall of junk just inside the door of the house. After breaking into a second-story window and wriggling through the mass of detritus, a patrolman finally found the body of Homer Collyer. Medical examiners determined that he had died of starvation. There was no sign of Langley.

On April 8th, after extensive cleanup and removal of tons of garbage, Langley's body was found. He was about 10 feet away from where his brother died - he was bringing him food when one of his own traps collapsed, crushing him under huge bundles of newspapers.

In total, 103 tons of junk were removed from the Collyers' home:
Items removed from the house included a horse's jawbone, an early X-ray machine, baby carriages, a doll carriage, rusted bicycles, old food, potato peelers, a collection of guns, glass chandeliers, bowling balls, camera equipment, the folding top of a horse-drawn carriage, a sawhorse, three dressmaking dummies, painted portraits, pinup girl photos, plaster busts, Mrs. Collyer's hope chests, rusty bed springs, the kerosene stove, a child's chair (the brothers were lifelong bachelors and childless), more than 25,000 books (including thousands about medicine and engineering and more than 2,500 on law), human organs pickled in jars, eight live cats, the chassis of the old Model T Langley had been tinkering with, tapestries, hundreds of yards of unused silks and fabric, clocks, fourteen pianos (both grand and upright), a clavichord, two organs, banjos, violins, bugles, accordions, a gramophone and records, and countless bundles of newspapers and magazines, some of them decades old. Near the spot where Homer died, police also found 34 bank account passbooks, with a total of $3,007.18.
The site on which the house stood is now a small park named after the Collyer brothers.

This just blew my mind when I read it.
 

Fightgarr

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ThaBenMan said:
Another fascinating story from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader (seriously awesome books, every bathroom should have a couple of them)
That's why I'm glad that I have a couple and my roommate owns about 4. Too bad our bathroom is falling apart around us. Good reading though.
 

ThaBenMan

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Fightgarr said:
ThaBenMan said:
Another fascinating story from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader (seriously awesome books, every bathroom should have a couple of them)
That's why I'm glad that I have a couple and my roommate owns about 4. Too bad our bathroom is falling apart around us. Good reading though.
Awesome. I have 2 and plan on getting more, especially since I've almost read all the way through them. They lasted a good long while, though.

And what exactly do you mean by your bathroom falling apart?
 

Angus565

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Which to you prefer? 1.Flame-throwing chainsaws or Chain-throwing flamesaws? 2.Hand-Grenades or Grenade-Hands? 3.Chain Guns or Gun Chains? 4.A Tactical Nuclear strike or... The Cake? And that is all for my Misc questions for now. Thank you and Goodnight!
 

The Great Fa

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Jester Lord said:
DoomedChild said:
How much alcohol would I have to consume to actually reverse it all to make myself sober, realising I am actually alittle inebriated, I realise this is a stupid idea. Also, How stoned would I need to be to float away like Roger the Alien does on American Dad?

Plus how many ninjas would it take to kill Chuck Norris?
1) a million shots of whiskey.
2) Very!
3) Impossible.

random thought: What was the name of that weird doll maker guy from LoK: Blood Omen?
And what the fuck did his parents look like?
I do believe it was Elzevir (Elzivir?) the Dollmaker.
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....I love Lok!
 

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The Great Fa said:
Jester Lord said:
DoomedChild said:
How much alcohol would I have to consume to actually reverse it all to make myself sober, realising I am actually alittle inebriated, I realise this is a stupid idea. Also, How stoned would I need to be to float away like Roger the Alien does on American Dad?

Plus how many ninjas would it take to kill Chuck Norris?
1) a million shots of whiskey.
2) Very!
3) Impossible.

random thought: What was the name of that weird doll maker guy from LoK: Blood Omen?
And what the fuck did his parents look like?
I do believe it was Elzevir (Elzivir?) the Dollmaker.
....
.........
..............
....I love Lok!
Thank you and who doesn't love Lok?
 

Fightgarr

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ThaBenMan said:
And what exactly do you mean by your bathroom falling apart?
The handle of the toilet falls off every time you use it. Every time you manage to flush the toilet it has to be stopped manually. The toilet seat is slowly shifting to the right. The shower head is shot to shit... various reasons.
 

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WinterSoldier said:
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Pandalisk said:
what would the perfect sandwich contain? i ask because I'm hungry
Meat.
Just meat.
Just bacon
Bacon and fried eggs. I've tried it. It is good.
All of the above? With cheese?
now i feel really hungry, but im a bit drunk so if i eat i will probably throw up lol
 

scotth266

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ThaBenMan said:
Ok, time for some level 20 Necromancy.
It was well-deserved.

My random question is: does anyone know of some good photoshop tutorials? That's not exactly thread material, so I'd thought I'd post it here.
 

lolmynamewastaken

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who was the first guy to discover you could get milk from a cow and that it was drinkable?
and what the HELL was he doing to it?!