With all the subjects on food you like/hate, how about one where what other people do with their food *insults* you.
Mine:
Ranch dressing on everything!
I have a buddy that puts it in tacos, eggs, pizza, you name it. When I see him do it I get angry enough as is, but one day I damned near popped him one for making the deadly mistake of serving me his granny's amazing pot roast -ruined with a vat of the shit.
Coulda murda'd.
Capcha: round table
Yes, their pizza is awesome (so long as they don't add ranch).
(~and IMO, saying "Hawaiian Pizza" is a cop-out)
Mine:
Ranch dressing on everything!
I have a buddy that puts it in tacos, eggs, pizza, you name it. When I see him do it I get angry enough as is, but one day I damned near popped him one for making the deadly mistake of serving me his granny's amazing pot roast -ruined with a vat of the shit.
Coulda murda'd.
Capcha: round table
Yes, their pizza is awesome (so long as they don't add ranch).
(~and IMO, saying "Hawaiian Pizza" is a cop-out)