Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

[Captain Pirate]

Ok, I was reading my Xbox magazine the other day, and in one bit they'd made up some Modern Warfare 2 jokes in the same way as "Your mum" Jokes.
I'll give some examples:
Modern Warfare 2 is so fat, Ramirez has to do everything.
Modern Warfare 2 is so fat, it's Care Package is made of pies.
(And my favorite) Modern Warfare 2 is so fat, it didn't so a Last Stand, it did a Last Sit.
These were the ones in the magazine, now I haven't been able to think of any but was just wondering if you guys could.
Note: This isn't hate against MW2. I love the game to bits, just making some lighthearted fun.

 

[Billska]

Modern Warfare 2 is realistic. Hurr Hurr.

 

[captaincabbage]

"Ramirez! Take out that tank with your knife!"

Also

"Ramirez! Disarm that nuke with your forehead!" -Sgt. Foley.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

 

[suhlEap]

Modern Warfare 2 has a deep and meaningful storyline. It was also one of the longest games i've ever played.

 

[Romidude]

Can't you like, snipe someone with commando pro in that waste of space?(heh).

 

[Flack]

Modern Warfare 2 Jokes:
"Modern" warfare.

 

[JWRosser]

Well the whole "RAMIREZ ----" has become a meme now.
Some of them people have made are funny.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Modern Warfare 2 has the greatest community ever and is not filled up with douchebag casuals. I totally love how the removed dedicated servers for no reason. Also, Peter Molyneux is very reliable designer and Kim Jong-il is far from being Batshit crazy.

 

[shootthebandit]

lol the best one is: "your mom is so fat, she counts as a triple kill on COD"

anyway one of the funniest things (not for me) on COD was when i kept getting killed by this marathon guy with akimbo shotties and i kept ranting and going insane, my face mustve been bright red with anger and i nearly killed him with a claymore but he was going so fast he ran over it. eventually i ending up saying something about usain bolt with a pair of shotgun, apparantly it was hilarious but i was blinded by rage and didnt find it so funny

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

Rairez! Take out this AC130 With this rock!
made me lol a bit

 

[llew]

"Ramirez! go to the burger town and get me a royal burger combo!" - Sgt. Foley

 

[Timotei]

So I hear Modern Warfare 2 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.

Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.[footnote]Shamelessly stolen from ED[/footnote]

Spoiler: Added picture for teh lulz.

 

[therandombear]

Modern Warfare 2 is realistic. Hurr Hurr.

The most realistic perk is commando and commando pro. Derp Derp

 

[Harlemura]

Modern Warfare 2 is so rage inducing, it can be scratched from someone getting angry at it before it's left the store!

That's the last time I buy pre-owned...

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Modern Warfare 2's unlock and killstreak system is extremly balanced and the perks make perfect sense in the face of logic.


[sub] SARK SARK [/sub]

 

[Daveman]

I think Call of Duty: French Warfare is amazing. If you press E (or the right analog stick on consoles) when next to somebody, it's a guarunteed insta-surrender.

 

[vallorn]

"tactical" nuke. such irony...

also CoD's Multiplayer is the least rage inducing and most balenced of any FPS EVER!!! [/sarcasm]

 

[Darth_Dude]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

Actually that was the black guy.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Ramirez! Go take out that juggernaut with this branch!

Ramirez! Go take out the opposing army with this picture of a gun!