Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

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Ramirez! Take this conveniently placed and equipped sniper rifle and take out those 50 incoming Russians! Take out that tank with smoke grenades!


Maybe Roach would stop slipping off things if he stopped holding Soap's hand...

 

[Tdc2182]

This is somewhat off topic, but I have a bunch of question about the plot that I still haven't figured out and if someone could answer I would appreciate it, in the spoiler:
What is up with the "special" Russian you find dead with all the tattoos? The one near the dead contact.

If you look closely on the mission, you will see a few harrier jets leaving the scene as soon as you get there. It is believed there are clues to explain that this is Shepard's private army, Shadow Company, and they are trying to silence the Russian because he had knowledge that concerns the conspiracy.

Why didn't the CIA just explain to the Russian Government the whole undercover spy thing? Why didn't the other Russian guys that died along the way (the guys in your mob thing) give the game away?

I don't understand what you mean by give the game away, but what the prologue to the game was trying to explain was that Russia is now basically controlled by Ultranationalist Extremist, itching to get into a war. And tensions between the two nations are very dangerous between the states. We have been known to go into war over lesser things. Like oil.

Also, remember that Shepard is one of the only one's who know about the special operative in the mission.

Why did Shepherd feel it was necessary to kill Roach and Ghost to get the ACS modules thing that I was trying to give him anyway? So far to that point I had faithfully carried out all his order to the letter, even torturing people and killing civilians to complete the mission and suddenly he turns on me, why?

Something about tying up loose ends. I believe the ACS module contained information about him conspiring with the bad guys about attacking the US. I read somewhere about this, but I can't remember what it was.

Anyway, if you fill in the plot holes yourself, it actually does have a pretty good storyline.

 

[Hansliszt]

"Ramirez, defend burger town"

this is when i turned off the game

 

[Captain Pirate]

Anyway, if you fill in the plot holes yourself, it actually does have a pretty good storyline.

My thoughts exactly.
Also, since this thread seems to be mainly people discussing the plot or saying how bad MW2 is, shall I change this to MW2 Jokes/Discussion?

 

[Evil sausage]

Your mom is so fat she uses commando pro to lunge to the potato chips.

 

[Aphex Demon]

"RAMIREZ!, Take out that nuke with your pistol!"

 

[Throwitawaynow]

"Modern Warfare 2 is bad! (heh)" Wow same joke repeated 100 times.

OT: In Soviet Russia airport massacre you!