Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

[MattRooney06]

I have a good COD4 joke. So let's say you get a girl In bed, and you pull out a condom. Say "I like to keep this around for close encounters." But pray she says "Too right mate." Or else It would most likely be horribly awkward.

As for MW2, I like to go up to gamer friends and go "STAR!" and If they don't say "Texas." I punch them In the shoulder.

Lol i do that with "flash" and "thunder" from Cod 4 i belive

 

[vrbtny]

Retail outlets stick to the age rating on the box...

But without 12 year old pricks Infinity Ward would have only sold 2 million copies! Imagine that!
On topic: "Modern Warfare 2 is a bold imaginative and realistic first person shooter, which combines memorable set pieces and interesting characters along a deviously intelligent and comprehensible plot. The graphic and sound design is unrivalled, and the weapons are all interesting and unique. The multiplayer is deeply satisfying and balanced, with a very helpful and friendly community.

This = Win

 

[omega 616]

This is a bit of a joke, I have just played a full 3 round match of demolition (PS3) and this one guy did nothing ... He never planted a bomb, never defused, never killed and never died.

Honest to god. Quite impressive in a way.

 

[luckycharms8282]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

Actually that was the black guy.

It's Soap:

"Who's Soap?"

 

[micky]

all the Ramirez jokes RAMIREZ destroy that harrier with this Frisbee!

 

[micky]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer

Mike Whiskey India Sierra Alpha Juliet Oscar Kile Echo India November India Tango Sierra Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima

mw is a joke in its self lol. did i get it?

 

[GLo Jones]

So I hear Modern Warfare 2 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.

Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.[footnote]Shamelessly stolen from ED[/footnote]

Spoiler: Added picture for teh lulz.

Well that pic's the first thing to have made me actually lol in a couple of days. Thank you.

 

[Yureina]

Modern Warfare 2 has an awesome online multiplayer community.

*twitch*

 

[bigass]

Modern Warfare 2 is the greatest survival horror game of all time. The horror part is the game play and the survival is trying not to kill yourself while you play it.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer

Mike Whiskey India Sierra Alpha Juliet Oscar Kile Echo India November India Tango Sierra Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot Lima Oscar Lima

mw is a joke in its self lol. did i get it?

Da.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Call of Noobs: Modern Camper 2.

Not the smartest or funniest, but I like it.

 

[default]

Ramirez! Take this conveniently placed and equipped sniper rifle and take out those 50 incoming Russians! Take out that tank with smoke grenades!


Maybe Roach would stop slipping off things if he stopped holding Soap's hand...

 

[Tdc2182]

This is somewhat off topic, but I have a bunch of question about the plot that I still haven't figured out and if someone could answer I would appreciate it, in the spoiler:
What is up with the "special" Russian you find dead with all the tattoos? The one near the dead contact.

If you look closely on the mission, you will see a few harrier jets leaving the scene as soon as you get there. It is believed there are clues to explain that this is Shepard's private army, Shadow Company, and they are trying to silence the Russian because he had knowledge that concerns the conspiracy.

Why didn't the CIA just explain to the Russian Government the whole undercover spy thing? Why didn't the other Russian guys that died along the way (the guys in your mob thing) give the game away?

I don't understand what you mean by give the game away, but what the prologue to the game was trying to explain was that Russia is now basically controlled by Ultranationalist Extremist, itching to get into a war. And tensions between the two nations are very dangerous between the states. We have been known to go into war over lesser things. Like oil.

Also, remember that Shepard is one of the only one's who know about the special operative in the mission.

Why did Shepherd feel it was necessary to kill Roach and Ghost to get the ACS modules thing that I was trying to give him anyway? So far to that point I had faithfully carried out all his order to the letter, even torturing people and killing civilians to complete the mission and suddenly he turns on me, why?

Something about tying up loose ends. I believe the ACS module contained information about him conspiring with the bad guys about attacking the US. I read somewhere about this, but I can't remember what it was.

Anyway, if you fill in the plot holes yourself, it actually does have a pretty good storyline.

 

[Hansliszt]

"Ramirez, defend burger town"

this is when i turned off the game

 

[Captain Pirate]

Anyway, if you fill in the plot holes yourself, it actually does have a pretty good storyline.

My thoughts exactly.
Also, since this thread seems to be mainly people discussing the plot or saying how bad MW2 is, shall I change this to MW2 Jokes/Discussion?

 

[Evil sausage]

Your mom is so fat she uses commando pro to lunge to the potato chips.

 

[Aphex Demon]

"RAMIREZ!, Take out that nuke with your pistol!"

 

[Throwitawaynow]

"Modern Warfare 2 is bad! (heh)" Wow same joke repeated 100 times.

OT: In Soviet Russia airport massacre you!