Goddammit, it must have been the "Who's Soap?" part I was thinking of.Enemy Of The State said:
My most sincere apologies my good man.
Modern Warfare 2 Jokes
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My most sincere apologies my good man.
lol after they said about dropping the soap the american guy over the radio says "commence bombardment"Darth_Dude said:
i dont know if anyone else noticed
Ghost: CAPTAIN PRICE, THE NUKES GOING OFF!!
Price: Yeah, I know.
Ghost: SIR, YOU HAVE TO STOP THE NUKE!!!
Price: That's not necasssary.
Ghost: THE NUKE'S FIRING RIGHT NOW!!!!
Price: Wait, did you say nuke?
Price: Yeah, I know.
Ghost: SIR, YOU HAVE TO STOP THE NUKE!!!
Price: That's not necasssary.
Ghost: THE NUKE'S FIRING RIGHT NOW!!!!
Price: Wait, did you say nuke?
1)Why do you want to kill Oscar? He's on your team!Revelo said:
2)Why would dancing kill him anyway?
in Modern Warfare 2...
you don't noob tube
noob tubes YOU!
In Modern Warfare 2....
you don't throw knife
knife throws YOU!
you don't noob tube
noob tubes YOU!
In Modern Warfare 2....
you don't throw knife
knife throws YOU!
This is somewhat off topic, but I have a bunch of question about the plot that I still haven't figured out and if someone could answer I would appreciate it, in the spoiler:
Thanks for any help in advance.
P.S. To contribute to the topic: What do you call any weapon, perk, or strategy in the game? Noob.
What is up with the "special" Russian you find dead with all the tattoos? The one near the dead contact.
Why didn't the CIA just explain to the Russian Government the whole undercover spy thing? Why didn't the other Russian guys that died along the way (the guys in your mob thing) give the game away?
Why did Shepherd feel it was necessary to kill Roach and Ghost to get the ACS modules thing that I was trying to give him anyway? So far to that point I had faithfully carried out all his order to the letter, even torturing people and killing civilians to complete the mission and suddenly he turns on me, why?
Probably some other stuff that I forgot about too, but whatever.
Why didn't the CIA just explain to the Russian Government the whole undercover spy thing? Why didn't the other Russian guys that died along the way (the guys in your mob thing) give the game away?
Why did Shepherd feel it was necessary to kill Roach and Ghost to get the ACS modules thing that I was trying to give him anyway? So far to that point I had faithfully carried out all his order to the letter, even torturing people and killing civilians to complete the mission and suddenly he turns on me, why?
Probably some other stuff that I forgot about too, but whatever.
Thanks for any help in advance.
P.S. To contribute to the topic: What do you call any weapon, perk, or strategy in the game? Noob.
You, my dear sir, have made my day.Timotei said:So I hear Modern Warfare 2 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.
Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.[footnote]Shamelessly stolen from ED[/footnote]
In MewTwo, you dont knife someone, that prick using Marathon/lightwieght/commando does... and than knifes you two... and ends up being the MVP because oF THE STUPID FUCKING IDEA OF ALLO... sorry, got carried away...
God so many ramirez jokes
sgt.gramcracker"Ramirez go take point, snipe 20 guys, set up sentrys and take on a small army made of angry russians with machine guns and helicopters"
Sgt Mcdougal"Ramirez, america's under attack! defend burger town"
Sgt butterfinger"Ramirez sacrifice a goat and wipe my ass and do a barrel roll!"
pvt. ramirez "DO IT YOURSELF ASSHOLE"
sgt.gramcracker"Ramirez go take point, snipe 20 guys, set up sentrys and take on a small army made of angry russians with machine guns and helicopters"
Sgt Mcdougal"Ramirez, america's under attack! defend burger town"
Sgt butterfinger"Ramirez sacrifice a goat and wipe my ass and do a barrel roll!"
pvt. ramirez "DO IT YOURSELF ASSHOLE"
Did you ever consider that maybe every person in your squad's name is Oscar Mike?ianrocks6495 said:
You think Childbirth is bad, woman? Try getting an itchy ballsack when you're one kill away from a nuke.
That's "Dear Ma'm" actually.TheYellowCellPhone said:You, my dear sir, have made my day.Timotei said:So I hear Modern Warfare 2 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.
Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.
1. I'm pretty sure he was one of Makarov's men.Sev72 said:
2. I dunno, maybe Russia wouldn't believe them?
3. He knew Ghost and Roach would try to stop him, so he had them killed.
OT: It's the most balanced game I've ever played.
