Mojang Crushes Valve, Opens "The Minecraft Store"

[standokan]

Why did Mojang win ): , I wanted a portal gun.

 

[Maclennan]

Dammit... I wanted that Greifer's disguise, but the raptor won't let me have it

Damn raptors...

Wait... raptors sounds like creepers... they both end in "rs"...

HOLY SHIT! NOTCH IS ADDING RAPTORS TO THE GAME!

[sub][sub]If anyone takes this seriously, I will derisively laugh at you.[/sub][/sub]

If only your rant came true, raptors would be awesome. I'd go turok on those beasts

 

[The Hairminator]

Notch live in Sweden, and we live more than 6 hours in the future, you know. It was probably written on april 1st over here.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

What about WoW with it's pets that it has been marketing for over a year now?

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

The concept of a "Company Store" selling low-priced virtual novelty items for use in a videogame is certainly a fresh one and I think Notch and the rest of the team at Valve [http://www.mojang.com/], who just don't have what it takes to come up with this kind of original idea. Good job, Notch!

This is sarcasm, right? Lord, I hope this is sarcasm.

 

[Soluncreed]

Steve Co. Supply Crate Keys are currently available for just $3 or in packs of 5 for $18

Why wouldn't anyone just buy the $3 dollar key, 6 times for the same price as a pack of 5?

 

[Distortionfile]

Ummmm, DlC, a fresh idea? Is this a joke?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Ummmm, DlC, a fresh idea? Is this a joke?

I assume you didn't read the date? What day comes right after March 31?

 

[Distortionfile]

Ummmm, DlC, a fresh idea? Is this a joke?

I assume you didn't read the date? What day comes right after March 31?

I see that now. Its a little less obvious when it's almost june and I linked from another article. I don't make it a habit to check dates when I read though.

 

[lacktheknack]

Holy thread necromancy, Batman!

Funny, I was just trying to spawn a locked chest in Minecraft to see if this still works... my client derp'd.