Most Awkward Moment?
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Awkwardly asking a female friend out, getting awkwardly turned down, and awkwardly textingnmy friend that I got rejected, only to get an awkward text back from my/our church youth leader awkwardly telling me I accidentally texted him (I accidentally put his # unsure my friends contact). Luckily he's cool so it never came up. Luckily it was during the start of Summer so by the time church came back around everyone (but me) had forgotten.
Well, pretty much every moment of my life is pretty awkward in some way. There was the time where I was late to my show, and since the 'ON AIR' light was broken, I had to signal at my co-hosts to see if it was okay for me to come in. They waved me in, and I sat down and launched into my epic excuse regarding my lateness, complete with lots of profanity. Then one of them goes, "Okay, so now Katy's back, we're going to go to a song." Apparently we were still on air.
A friend a knew had a seizure in the desk to my immediate left during class.
I went to lean against a wall, but found after an awkward moment a girl there instead.
..Ahem.
I went to lean against a wall, but found after an awkward moment a girl there instead.
..Ahem.
(for the context of this story, and privacy of others, ****=random chicks name)
Me-"hah, **** is a weird name."
Random chick-"that's my name."
That class was really akward for awhile
Me-"hah, **** is a weird name."
Random chick-"that's my name."
That class was really akward for awhile
1) After a week long vacation I stayed at my best friend's house for a few days because I was sick of my family. In the week I was gone, he had just started to go out with a new girl and we all went to a movie, Sin City, so I could meet her. It didn't take long in the theater before they started sucking face that I just got disgusted and tried to sleep and ignore it. For the record, this was the case for most of their relationship - them making out nonstop and me and his other friends trying to ignore it.
2) Same friend, different girlfriend. After we became roommates, his girlfriend flew in from out of state to visit. After a little while of trying to sleep, I could hear 'em - actually just her. Most unattractive noise ever.
3) Made a dumb blonde joke in front of my blonde aunt unintentionally. Then out of nervousness, blurted "Oh... no offense!"
4) Called a kid a "faking cripple" in middle school because he used a motor chair but walked fine. Didn't realize he had a disease that prohibited him from walking long distances.
5) Also in middle school, teacher said something I disagreed with so I went to say "But doesn't the book say..." but she kept talking and all I got out was ""Ba...!" as in the sound a sheep makes (Baaah!). So everyone made sheep noises at me for the rest of the year.
2) Same friend, different girlfriend. After we became roommates, his girlfriend flew in from out of state to visit. After a little while of trying to sleep, I could hear 'em - actually just her. Most unattractive noise ever.
3) Made a dumb blonde joke in front of my blonde aunt unintentionally. Then out of nervousness, blurted "Oh... no offense!"
4) Called a kid a "faking cripple" in middle school because he used a motor chair but walked fine. Didn't realize he had a disease that prohibited him from walking long distances.
5) Also in middle school, teacher said something I disagreed with so I went to say "But doesn't the book say..." but she kept talking and all I got out was ""Ba...!" as in the sound a sheep makes (Baaah!). So everyone made sheep noises at me for the rest of the year.
Most recent awkward award goes to the night my girlfriend, mother and I decided to watch a movie together.
She's already squirmish about me dating another girl, but put her in the same room as us and a preview for a lesbian movie... Well, let's just say when Julianne Moore made a joke about her tongue the tension could be cut with a karate chop(!).
*Awkward turtle*
She's already squirmish about me dating another girl, but put her in the same room as us and a preview for a lesbian movie... Well, let's just say when Julianne Moore made a joke about her tongue the tension could be cut with a karate chop(!).
*Awkward turtle*
Hey you changed your avatar back... I was just starting to get used to that other one... I too am interested...FargoDog said:
OT: Drawing penises on my DS Pictochat only to have the little girl sitting across from me join and see all of my wonderful paintings...
I was at camp 2 years ago. Everyone had a tendency to get in these long chains of people lying in each other's lap, because why the fuck not? I was lying in my friend's lap, and he had been poking me with a stick for a few minutes. I told him to stop, and he did. A few minutes later it started again, so I grabbed the stick to throw it away. It turns out it wasn't a stick that time. He had fallen asleep and gotten a semi. AAAAAAWKWAAAAAAARD.
Hah, acouple years ago in a science class a kid did the same thing. The lol factor was multiplied by the fact that his presentation used the word Organism about ten times.smithy_2045 said:
My head was not in his lap, my back was. It's very difficult to explain how it worked. It didn't matter if the person was male or female. It was either that or sit on a concrete basketball court, which isn't very comfortable for extended periods of time.Jonny1188 said:
Band the other day everyone was changing into uniforms, I walk into the locker room, get my shoes, turn around and see a girls I know crouching behind the door shirtless (with bra) fumbling with shirts. She looks up at me wide-eyed as I see her: split second of total awkwardness.Jimmyjames said:
Then I walked away and pretended nothing happened.
Being hit on by a homosexual boy oabout my age, when i was fourteen, in front of the girl i was trying to get a date with.
Nothing against the homosexual crowd, but I dont swing that way.
Nothing against the homosexual crowd, but I dont swing that way.
One time a kid said I had no penis so I disproved him. Apperently he wasn't the only one who was watching. It was 40 degrees F outside in my defense.
Daawwwwwwww, that's sounds so cuuuuuuuute.Hashime said:
Anyways! I was having a few friends over one Friday, and when one of them called his dad to pick him up his dad responded "OK, let me just get a shirt on." After he left, me and the two other friends started playing Borderlands. About two hours later, my dad opened the door to my room and went "Hey! How-" Upon seeing my friends in my room, he immediately stopped, as he was shirtless, and his fat, hairy chest was visible to all of us.
One of my more recent jobs:
I walked into the building and met with the manager. I walked into the back room and shook hands with the manager. "How do you do?" I asked him. He nodded and smiled, "Pretty well--Yourself?".
"Not too bad."
Usually when presented with the "How do you do?" people stutter and say something stupid like "Yes". It was refreshing to have somebody not fall over their tongue.
He asked me a few questions about my application, etc. I answered them pretty well, and the fellow seemed to have a good sense of humor about him. Asked about some of my earlier jobs, that type of thing and said he'd seen my car outside and loved El Caminos. Overall, he and the place where I was applying to seemed very relaxed, sort of joking atmosphere that didn't take itself too seriously and I embraced it a little too much.
"That must take some dedication," he said then, pointing to my braids (which have gotten about two feet long).
"You should see my pubic hair."
I walked into the building and met with the manager. I walked into the back room and shook hands with the manager. "How do you do?" I asked him. He nodded and smiled, "Pretty well--Yourself?".
"Not too bad."
Usually when presented with the "How do you do?" people stutter and say something stupid like "Yes". It was refreshing to have somebody not fall over their tongue.
He asked me a few questions about my application, etc. I answered them pretty well, and the fellow seemed to have a good sense of humor about him. Asked about some of my earlier jobs, that type of thing and said he'd seen my car outside and loved El Caminos. Overall, he and the place where I was applying to seemed very relaxed, sort of joking atmosphere that didn't take itself too seriously and I embraced it a little too much.
"That must take some dedication," he said then, pointing to my braids (which have gotten about two feet long).
"You should see my pubic hair."
