Most badass one-liner ever.

[JacobyPAX]

From Doomsday Arcade Episode 7
"I'm mysterious- Dickhead."

 

[dmjewelle]

"Reinforcements? I AM the reinforcements."
- Ashley Riot, Vagrant Story

 

[Wutaiflea]

Distressingly, I couldn't find a clip to accompany it, but I've always been a fan of Sean Connery's James Bond one-liners, particularly...

"Shocking."

After electrocuting someone (I forget which of the billion Bond films this was). His delivery was just awesome.

 

[Bernzz]

"They are sinking cities with a giant worm!"
- Gears of War 2

I laughed so hard. That line just...the yelling just came out stupid. I replay the level sometimes just for that scene.

For me?

"Communism is DEATH!"
- Liberty Prime, Fallout 3.

 

[Vryyk]

"I'll take a potato chip...... and eat it!!!"

 

[Vryyk]

"I'm worth more alive!"
"You're worth enough dead"

From bounty hunter, right? That game was fun.

 

[RazielXT]

red vs blue:

"You just got..." *BOOM*
"Goddammit I just messed up my one-liner!"

 

[PorkChopXpress]

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back."


Al Swearengen (Deadwood)

 

[Chrinik]

Villian: *about to finish off hero* "Would you now kindly step down and die?"
Hero: "Would you kindly go fuck yourself!" *cue asskicking*
- too many to count.

Also there would be "Don´t make me destroy you!" from Darth Vader, and "I will end you!", which I use frequently with a deep voice at scenes in movies that are just one dude looking at another one really angryly...I dunno where it is from tho.

 

[Of-the-Lion]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[joschen]

(After lighting a minion on fire for failing the task at hand)

"You're fired."

Can't remember if that was in a movie or if I made it up...but I like it.

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[aldowyn]

"The Collectors killed you once already, and all it did was piss you off"
-- Jacob, talking to Commander Shepard

"Thank you, Shepard."
-- Saren, part of one of the possible endings. Context is massive spoiler.

"I won't let fear compromise who I am."
-- Shepard

Have I gotten the point across, yet?

 

[Woodsey]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

I'm pretty sure that's a Winston Churchill quote.

 

[teutonicman]

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Fast forward to 2:50, damn I love that line.

 

[fawfulgengar]

Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
-Fawful
MLSS

of course, just about anything Fawful says is full of Lol

 

[Suicideking]

"Who wants some Wang"
Lo Wang is Shadow Warrior.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Would this count as a one liner?


0:08-0:12 is the part I mean.

If that doesn't count, I'll go with this:


Skip to 1:45 for sheer badassness.

 

[Mikkaddo]

"damn. ninjas." - Geoffrey Rush, Warriors Way

No! Bad Matt, bad. No quoting things wrong!

OT:
"That's it, it's official, all aliens are BASTARDS!"
-Gordon Freeman
-Freeman's Mind

you are just as troublesome! if you don't teach them, they never learn!

"Ninjas . . . damn . . ." -Geoffrey Rush, Warrior's Way

there, go my son and be enlightened! also

"bangarang ************" -XKCD

Villian: *about to finish off hero* "Would you now kindly step down and die?"
Hero: "Would you kindly go fuck yourself!" *cue asskicking*
- too many to count.

Also there would be "Don´t make me destroy you!" from Darth Vader, and "I will end you!", which I use frequently with a deep voice at scenes in movies that are just one dude looking at another one really angryly...I dunno where it is from tho.

not to mention the ever famous:

"I find your lack of faith . . . disturbing" -James Earl Jones

"I have altered the deal . . . pray I do not alter it further" -also James Earl Jones