Most badass one-liner ever.

[Jabberwock xeno]

Every internet meme ever.

 

[The Rascal King]

?I?ll kill you with my teacup.?

Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick

 

[erto101]

"I'm worth more alive!"
"You're worth enough dead"

From bounty hunter, right? That game was fun.

Yes, and yes that game was awesome =)Jango Would kick Bobba's ass anytime

 

[Karl AMD]

from COD 3
Today we're on a secret mission to get coffee and doughnuts. Problem is, Jerries drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts. So we gotta go kick their asses

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Said about Theodore Roosevelt after his death:
"Death had to take him sleeping, if he'd been awake, there would have been a fight."

 

[AngelicSven]

"I'm gonna overlord your face off!!!!" - Zetta

 

[MassiveGeek]

"I'll relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?"

Renegade Shepard, Mass Effect 2

 

[g_hughes]

Written on church wall in 28 Days Later

'Repent, the end is extremely fucking nigh!'

 

[rwllay]

"get off my plane" - air force one

"it's you, your the rocket man" [then kills guy with rocket]- the rock

Cindino: "Cy..."
Cyrus: "onara" - [then sets cindino on fire] - Con Air

 

[giles92]

Deadpool- Listen vermin, I went through all the trouble of giving you rabies, the least you could do is get-in-the-shotgun!

Deadpool- You just killed the nice deranged chick from the bar I was gonna score with someday maybe.

Deadpool- My katana was forged by the same guy who made the one on Heroes.

Deadpool- Speaking of games, you ever play Streetfighter?
Kitty Pryde- As if-
Deadpool- SHORYUKEN!!

 

[camokkid]

"Fuck you, Lucky Charms"

-Leprechaun, the movie

 

[camokkid]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

I believe it went:

General Septimus:"I may be drunk, Krogan, But you are very ugly, and in the morning I will be sober."

Gotta love the Winston reference.

 

[camokkid]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

That's actually a Winston Churchill quote, if I remember correctly.

I guess I never bothered to check for ninjas.

 

[duedmen]

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
Bullet tooth tony
snatch(2000)

 

[the-messy-ghost]

From the master of one liners himself... Sean Connory.

 

[MikeOfThunder]

A little C4 knocking at your door..

 

[camokkid]

from COD 3
Today we're on a secret mission to get coffee and doughnuts. Problem is, Jerries drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts. So we gotta go kick their asses

And then someone got blown to pieces, just because they were being assholes.

 

[InnerRebellion]

From RED

"Who you callin' 'old man?'"
After shooting a rocket out of the air.

Ahem. It's "Old man my ass." Not being a twat, I saw it about, last week, and that was one of my favorite lines.

As for me, I'd have to say...
"Luke...I AM your father."

I mean come on, how would YOU feel if the guy trying to kill you just out and announces that you're his son?

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

♪I see a *****, do you see a biiiiitch, we see a *****, what do you seeeee?♪

DoA

 

[Hothcliff]

"You're already dead."

--Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken