Most badass one-liner ever.

[Fenrir Strife]

Terry Pratchett's Feet of Clay is pretty much made of oneliners, but in particular:

Today is a good day for someone else to die!
WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN

Otherwise, I nominate the entirety of the Devil May Cry Series(excluding DMC2, for obvious reasons)

"Jackpot!"

 

[standokan]

I got ninja'd on the bublegum so
"Hey big guy, lets dance *kick in the balls*"
don't remember which movie but awesome either way

 

[Chewster]

"Hey big 'un! Play time's over!"
-Sargent Nicolas Angel

 

[Azabondiia]

"If you stop me while I'm walking again, I'll cut your facking jacobs off." - Bricktop Snatch.

 

[loc978]

"Good, Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
note to self: this line only works when Bruce Campbell is delivering it.

also:

"I'll take a potato chip...... and eat it!!!"

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"Yes I'm afraid of death....but for a humble secret agent that's a fact of life, like whisky. And I've drunk that all my life."
-Lemmy Caution.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Cry HAVOC and let slip the dogs of waaaar!

I know it's from Shakespeare, but imagine if this was yelled as a huge army charged down a steep hill and smashed into an enemy fortress whilst cannonfire and explosions ripped around everywhere

Also

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I don't think anyone has mentioned this one yet, and if no one has then I am utterly shocked. (hehehehe utter)

Damn I don't know how to embed the video so I will leave the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVKPzmR1gds

 

[Casual Shinji]

 

[The Rockerfly]

The Rules of Fight Club as dictated by the great Tyler Durden.

In Tyler we trust

OT: The philosophy of Tyler Durden, including:

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "

Seriously, if you haven't watched Fight Club, go and fucking watch Fight Club

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!" - Sponge bob

 

[Calendor1]

"And that was your kidney."
-Dexter season 5: "Teenage Wasteland"

 

[Busdriver580]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning
-apocalypse now

 

[jobobob]

Ninjas, damn.

 

[shotgunbob]

What is the most bad ass one-liner you have ever heard?

"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!"
-John Freeman
Half Life: Full Life Consequences: Free Man

I thought of that when I clicked on this topic.

So Ninja'd

 

[The_ModeRazor]

-"I'll see you in hell, William Munny."
-"Yeah." *BANG*

And one I like from New Vegas:
"I dug myself out of my grave to put you in yours." *beheads Mr.Spoiler with bear hands*

Oh, also:
"LISTEN TO THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH! IT DOES NOT LIE!"

 

[Urialanis]

'English ************ do you speak it?!'

 

[That Greek Guy]

Remember when i said i was going to kill you last? I lied

 

[Squarez]

"Fuck this, I'm getting the bazooka..."
Kick-Ass

 

[viking97]

heh heh heh, i love you shovel.

-Emerson Cod (pushing daisies)