Most badass one-liner ever.

[Dango]

"I kiss you."

TK from the anime Angel Beats!

 

[Snake Plissken]

I just waded through 6 pages to make sure nobody else posted this...

 

[sh0tgunenclave]

"You're an argument for birth control."
-Duke Nukem

 

[Mordekaien]

From Chronicle of Riddick: Escape from Butcher's Bay:
A heavy guard (A nasty enemy that has a power armored suit and two machineguns) finds Riddick on the run-
Riddick: I think you're gonna need backup.

 

[laststandman]

I don't usually go all-caps, but this one deserves it:

Watkins: Gimme the nuke!
Rico: YOU TRYIN TO BE A HERO WATKINS?
Watkins: TRYIN TO KILL SOME BUGS SIR!


God bless Starship Troopers

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

"I gotta loada bullets lookin' for new homes. Any volunteers?"
One of the multiplayer characters on Red Dead, after being the MVP in a gang shootout.
Love it

 

[blankedboy]

"Uhh, negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Cookie for the reference, it should be easy but probably isn't :/

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Slayer
Halo announcer.

 

[RabbidKuriboh]

The Ents are going to WAR!-Treebeard

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!-Gandalf

Let them come! There is still one dwarf in Moria who draws breath!-Gimli

Take your time elf, plenty for the both of us, may the best dwarf win!-Gimli

Thats for Frodo!Thats for The Shire!And thats for my old Gaffer!-Sam

just a few of the top of my head i know i'm missing a lot LOTOR is a goldmine for this stuff

 

[videodragon]

your already dead

kensihro

last words you'll ever hear if you get on is bad side

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Someone has almost definitely already posted this, but, well....

 

[Sifter49]

My favorite Line: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?
From Chapelle's Show
also: Fred, get me my baby powder. Gonna have to slap a ho.
Some urban movie

 

[Sir_Tor]

You are a choir boy compared to me! -Arnold

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

EAT LEAD SHIT HEAD!

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I don't usually go all-caps, but this one deserves it:

Watkins: Gimme the nuke!
Rico: YOU TRYIN TO BE A HERO WATKINS?
Watkins: TRYIN TO KILL SOME BUGS SIR!


God bless Starship Troopers

After reading the thread, I think this is our winner.

 

[MarsProbe]

From mass effect 1:
Drunk guy: You're ugly!
Other guy: And you're drunk!
Drunk guy: Well, when I wake up in the morning i'll be sober. But you'll still be ugly!

I'm pretty sure that's a Winston Churchill quote.

Indeed. I think the exact exchange went something like this:

?'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.?

"Uhh, negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Cookie for the reference, it should be easy but probably isn't :/

Bruce Willis - The Fifth Element. If only we could palm off the police that easily in our time!

 

[Amissio]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GT0-g5YtYTw/SXtigfpO_mI/AAAAAAAAENY/QStLfjHaE0M/s400/allons-y.gif

Also:

-Says some impossible plan-
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I serious, and don't call me Shirley"

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Now I don't have sound ATM so I'm gonna assume this is the right video. Also I only read teh first two pages so I might have been ninja'd

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

*Guy is fighting two dudes, one pulls a knife and goes witha downward stab. Protagonist redirects knife into wielders thigh and says* "Hold this" I forget what movie it's from so cookie for the reference!

 

[spazzattack]

"Did I ever tell you why they call me the 'Dragon of the West'?" *Breathes fire* - Iroh
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