Most crazy thing your girlfriend (or signifigant other) has been upset at you for.

[Azure23]

Generally the only times my fiancé has been mad at me have been for understandable reasons, so I guess I'll just go with the worst one.

We met in high school when I was a senior and she was a junior, we really connected and were totally compatible; emotionally, physically, had similar interests, etc. close to the end of the year we decided we'd try and make it work long distance. Cut to college and I meet this awesome girl, she's really fun and we always had a great time hanging out together. A definite mutual attraction starts to form, but we never act on it. We're both in committed relationships and both absolutely in love with other people. Anyway we just decide to be good friends and that's it, end of story.

Except a few months later I'm visiting my girlfriend and texting this girl (my friend) about stuff and somehow she ends up referencing "that time we were into each other." Now my fiancé wasn't a snoop or anything, she just opened my phone up to play a game while I got up to go to the bathroom (I think we were watching a movie or something) but it was on the messaging app so she saw it. I come back and she's really upset and won't tell me why for like two hours, when she finally does I feel absolutely terrible about it. I mean I'd been emotionally unfaithful, we'd had the good sense never to act on it but I can still understand how shitty it'd feel if your significant other started to develop feelings for someone else. It took awhile to get out of the doghouse on that one.

Luckily those feelings faded and the other girl is still one of my best friends, my fiancé and her can even hang out now, so everything worked out for alright. I think the turning point was when she started dating this other guy, totally awesome dude, funnily enough, pretty much my doppelgänger in terms of personality. I guess my friend was just so obviously in love with him that my fiancé didn't feel threatened anymore or something.

 

[PlayerDos]

We had a screaming match over if something was technically a couch or a chair.

Not a fun little argument, a literal screaming match, we were both mad as fuck.

 

[DementedSheep]

I once got yelled at for complimenting a ex on her figure....to this day I still don't get what caused that reaction.

It's stupid but the cause is pretty simple. A lot of people are insecure about past relationships of their partners. You complemented your ex on her figure which going to make your girlfriend think you are still sexually attracted to her (which probably true) or you're hitting on her which is going to hit on your girlfriends insecurity and make her worried you want to start things up with your ex again.

 

[Ihateregistering1]

I had one girl who was a doozy:

-She was 'between jobs', and if I ever even mentioned something that happened to me at work (which was sort of tough to avoid, since I was working about 60 hours a week then) she would take it personally and thought that I was putting her down for not having a job.

-The first time I met her friends, we showed up and one of her friends was already hammered drunk, and proceeded to act like an idiot all night. This guy was about 100 pounds overweight. When I told her afterwards that I'd prefer not being around him again, at least not when drinking is involved, she claimed I hated fat people.

Different girl, but we went to eat at Texas Roadhouse one night. For those unfamiliar, Texas Roadhouse is where you go when you just don't give a damn. The portions are insanely huge, the drinks are strong as hell, and everything is fried and terrible for you. I ended the night having eaten way too much and was drunk to top it off. We got back to her place and she wanted to get intimate. I warned her about 10 times that I could barely move, I was drunk, I was incredibly tired (it had been a long, stressful work day), and the sex was going to be terrible. She insisted anyway.

She got angry at me because the sex was terrible. I'm not often speechless, but this was one of those times.

My girlfriend gets angry every time she gets stuck in a videogame for like 30 minutes, and then I do whatever she was supposed to do in a single try, so she throws the controller and is all like FUCK YOU [me].

This post has been approved by her, by the way.

HER: "It's like the game is mocking me!"
ME: "No it's not, you just suck at it"

Oh shit, I had this same thing happen. My ex and I were playing MK9 on tag-team mode (so we could play together) on very easy. She always started the matches, and she'd tag me in when she was down to about 10% health after having gotten about 2 hits on the enemy, and I'd proceed to kick the hell out of both computer AI opponents (it was on very easy, after all). She got furious at me because of it. I just said I was helping our team win.

 

[Jiggle Counter]

Well she did once say she'd tear my heart out and eat it if she caught me posting on the escapist again.... Oh hi honey! I didn't see younugbhvilrnbglvrbngie

Pft, you better have recorded that as an audio diary, text doesn't count anymore.

Haha, oh hi honey! I didn't see younugbhvilrnbglvrbngie... aaand *click* post...

 

[Reasonable Atheist]

We had a screaming match over if something was technically a couch or a chair.

Not a fun little argument, a literal screaming match, we were both mad as fuck.

For some reason this one had me out loud, like i can picture Jerry and Elaine fighting about this for a whole episode or something. What was your position? Couch or chair? And what were your talking points haha?

 

[EeveeElectro]

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Lol women are crazy, amirite, bros?

OP: I can't think of much, I never remember fights very well. One of my exes got a bit miffed because I changed my hair colour without saying anything before I did it. I guess that counts.

Women. So emotional, eh?

Why can't we be normal and rational thinkers like men?

OT: My ex was a control freak and a bully so there's a pretty endless list. He kicked off when someone sent me a Christmas present, he kept accusing me of cheating on him and acting like I'd done something wrong. Then he kicked off for my friends sending me Christmas cards, for having a password on my laptop, for signing out of my Facebook, for not checking my phone right away, FOR checking my phone right away, for going to the pub with my gay neighbour and my mum (I tarted myself up for wearing a bit of mascara apparently), one of my friends rang me when I wasn't feeling very well and he flipped too. He was a fucking basket case.

Another one kinda freaked out at me for nothing, telling me to not be on my phone that night. Then he got confused as to why I took issue with him trying to control me like that.

I sure do know how to pick them.

 

[Aesir23]

Another got angry at me because I panicked, dove out of the car and slammed the door shut, leaving her alone inside a locked car with an angry bee.

Maybe it's just my bee/wasp phobia talking but that one sounds justified to me. I would have been furious at anyone who left me in a locked car with an angry bee.

OT: This person wasn't my significant other but I remember we were roleplaying and he got pissed because I refused to have my character consent to something to the point where he apparently stormed out of his house, went to a friend's and got drunk. Still the most bizarre experience I've ever had with a person.

 

[PlayerDos]

We had a screaming match over if something was technically a couch or a chair.

Not a fun little argument, a literal screaming match, we were both mad as fuck.

For some reason this one had me out loud, like i can picture Jerry and Elaine fighting about this for a whole episode or something. What was your position? Couch or chair? And what were your talking points haha?

Well it was just a regular conversation, and I said the chair was comfy as hell, and she said it was a couch.

Then I said, well technically all couches are chairs, because just because something is a couch, it doesn't mean it's not a chair.

She said that's stupid, and that it's not what you think of when you say chair.

I said neither is a stool, yet a stool is still a chair, to which she replied, no it's a stool.

It got pretty fucking heated. I screamed at her about how it's still a fucking chair, so chair is also a correct word to use, while she yelled back that it's a fucking couch, otherwise everything would just be called a chair. Then I said they don't do that because it'd be too inconvenient, which is why steak and chicken are both food, but we don't just say food when describing one or another, but both are still technically food.

The argument just didn't stop.

To be clear, neither of us were trying to say the others position was just flat out wrong. We were arguing over why I'd refer to it as a chair instead of as a couch.

 

[Zhukov]

Not talking to me for nearly 3 days because I was mean to her in a dream.

Yeah, that was a weird one.

You should have told her that you'd had a dream in which she graciously accepted your profuse apologies.

Well, okay, maybe you shouldn't have, but I bet you wanted to.

 

[Uncle Comrade]

Not talking to me for nearly 3 days because I was mean to her in a dream.

Yeah, that was a weird one.

You should have told her that you'd had a dream in which she graciously accepted your profuse apologies.

Well, okay, maybe you shouldn't have, but I bet you wanted to.

Genius! Why didn't I think of that?

Well it was just a regular conversation, and I said the chair was comfy as hell, and she said it was a couch.

Then I said, well technically all couches are chairs, because just because something is a couch, it doesn't mean it's not a chair.

She said that's stupid, and that it's not what you think of when you say chair.

I said neither is a stool, yet a stool is still a chair, to which she replied, no it's a stool.

It got pretty fucking heated. I screamed at her about how it's still a fucking chair, so chair is also a correct word to use, while she yelled back that it's a fucking couch, otherwise everything would just be called a chair. Then I said they don't do that because it'd be too inconvenient, which is why steak and chicken are both food, but we don't just say food when describing one or another, but both are still technically food.

The argument just didn't stop.

To be clear, neither of us were trying to say the others position was just flat out wrong. We were arguing over why I'd refer to it as a chair instead of as a couch.

My friends and I used to have arguments over stupid stuff like that all the time. I remember two of them having a blazing row that lasted all day over whose route back to the car was quicker. One of them even went so far as to pull up google maps to prove that "my way isn't 'twice as long' as yours, it's more like 1.6 times."

 

[The White Hunter]

To be honest whenever she's been angry at me there's usually been a reason. Sometimes she blows it out of proportion but I still do something wrong most of the time.

I do plenty of stupid things though so yeah.

 

[Tiger King]

I have a long distance relationship (or a start I think :/) going on and we chat pretty much.
So I said I was going training and she mentioned something about me training a lot, well I jokingly said I won't feel good about myself until I look like Chris Hemsworth/Hugh Jackman. Well the reply I got was that if I am going to be that good looking then she'll have to dump me, because she'll feel bad for not meeting my expectations... I was like
Well I have told her before I train to maintain physical health and so that I'll be able to do my job without getting injured or getting sick due to too high physical demands, repeated this to her. Thank God she calmed down

Guffe you sly old dog, where is she from? I hope not too far away.

I once had a girl start crying on me because I refused to shave my beard and 'be all smooth' as she put it.
It's not like I had a huge Viking beard or anything just a bit of stubble, which to be fair yeah is all scratchy to the touch but still it's my body. Maybe I was being selfish, but I just don't like wet shaving because I usually end up with a couple of zits on my jaw afterwards from the hair growing back.

She was a great girl but she was incredibly jealous/threatened of other women.
Another time in a restaurant a waitress smiled at us when serving our food. I dunno what she saw/imagined in that smile but that was it! dinner was ruined, appetite was gone, there was no way she could enjoy the evening with some waitress coming on to her boyfriend.

 

[chadachada123]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

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[Twintix]

I don't really have a significant other, but my brother has gotten super mad at me for some really stupid stuff.

He flipped his shit at me for bringing up "sexism bullshit" because I thought that "She's a girl, she shouldn't have ugly clothes" was a strange comment about Zelda's alternate costumes in Melee.

He also got angry at me for asking him to not be in the shower for too long, as I wanted to take a quick one, as well. Yes, I could've taken one earlier, but I still don't understand why he got so mad at me.

My favorite time, though, was when both he and I overslept and missed our bus during my first year of secondary school. Dad had told us to stay at home while he called Grandma, but my brother decided to just ditch me and run to the bus, saying that he'd make it wait for me there, ignoring my attempts to make him stay. When I got a hold of him on his cell phone and called him out on it, he'd made it to the bus.

And then he told it to drive away wihout him.

And then he proceeded to get angry and really scream at me, as if I was the one who'd told him to not go on the bus when that was a decision he made himself. He ditched me, and apparently I was to blame for him missing the bus. Well, Dad disagreed and gave him a stern talking to, which made him pout for, like, 15 minutes or so. He didn't even enter the house.

A trend in all these cases is that when I get mad or irritated over his outbursts (With the Zelda one, I told him that if that was how he was going to react, then I didn't want to play with him anymore), he decides to act super offended and say "And what the FUCK are you getting so pissy about?". You talkin' 'bout yerself there, buddy? Apparently, he's allowed to get mad about petty bullshit, but I'm not allowed to be upset right back.

Honestly, my brother is a great guy most of the time, but holy hell can he get mad over the most unsignificant things.

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat.

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While I agree that it's a stupid thing to break up over, I must admit that I don't really see the humour either.

Nothing against black comedy, though. Or dead cat jokes. I just don't find it funny.

 

[waj9876]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

To be fair to your ex, their significant other finding dead pets funny is something I can see most people not being comfortable with. Doubly so if this ex loved animals, or had a pet herself.

 

[MetalMagpie]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

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To be honest, it sounds like it really wasn't working out. If she was upset by the joke (not an unusual response for an animal-lover) and your reaction was to laugh at her, it doesn't indicate your relationship was all that strong.

If I accidentally upset my boyfriend with a badly-chosen joke (which I have done more than once) I feel really bad and apologise immediately. Even if I think he's being over-sensitive, it still hurts me to know I've upset him. He's the same with me.

 

[MetalMagpie]

My girlfriend once flipped out on me for not having a girlfriend.

...

I dumped her.

Er... What? I don't follow.

One of my exes got mad because I told her I watched porn. It's not like I watch it very often either. It was weird.

Some women just aren't OK with porn, especially within a relationship. It's similar to the way some men get upset if they find out their girlfriend/wife uses a sex toy. It smacks of "you aren't enough for me so I have to use this prop as well". Personally, I really don't care. But I don't think less of people who do care.

Relationships are about learning to share your life with another person. That person is very likely to have some views you find strange or disagree with. It's up to both sides to either find compromises, or decide that your differences are too great.

 

[chadachada123]

I got broken up with over a picture of a dead cat. It's a short time after my 16th birthday, and two of my bros and I stumble upon a dead cat on the side of the road. So, copying some pictures we saw online, we made a sign saying "Free kitten" and mount it with an arrow pointing down, and upload it to Myspace (it's 2007).

My girlfriend at the time didn't see the humor, we got into a little back-and-forth, and then she said the ever famous, "well, maybe it just isn't working out." (Note that the "back-and-forth" mostly consisted of me being yelled at for having a dark sense of humor, and me trying to hold back laughter)

She DID apologize a couple of months later, but that still remains the most bizarre break-up ever. Assuming it links, here's the picture (warning: a dead cat. No blood visible)

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To be honest, it sounds like it really wasn't working out. If she was upset by the joke (not an unusual response for an animal-lover) and your reaction was to laugh at her, it doesn't indicate your relationship was all that strong.

If I accidentally upset my boyfriend with a badly-chosen joke (which I have done more than once) I feel really bad and apologise immediately. Even if I think he's being over-sensitive, it still hurts me to know I've upset him. He's the same with me.

But she wasn't upset. She was mad. Also, I should have mentioned that this wasn't done in person, but online. Perhaps it was a had-to-have-been-there thing, since both her friends and I, and later her herself, agreed that she flipped shit.

I can kind of see how it looks worse from the way I worded it, given that you know neither of us, but it really was out of nowhere.

 

[Ambitiousmould]

I don't really have a significant other, but my brother has gotten super mad at me for some really stupid stuff.

My brother is the same way. He'll just get the mard on with everyone all the time. Even my 10 year old brother, who is exactly half his age.

The best one was probably when I asked him to move seats so that he could keep playing MGS3, but so that I could use my PC (note this was in my room, with my Xbox on my TV) and after I asked him nicely twice, then not so nicely twice more, he stood up, shouted "fucking hell, fine!" threw the Xbox pad across the room, and then punched me. It's because he's used to getting his own way. He's always been much larger than me so he could bully me into things. Now, however, he is a scrawny fuck who isn't much taller than me, and I have an average build. So this time I thought 'No. Fuck this. I am 18 years old I won't be bullied by some ****-headed mard-arse' and punched him squarely in the chest. He then stormed out swearing and stamping his feet. The worst part? My friend was sat on the bed (he was there to be my human walk-through for Dark Souls) the whole time. I can't even imagine how awkward it must've been.

This isn't the only example, either. He goes off like this about twice a week when he is at home, which makes me exceptionally glad that he lives away for uni. He always comes back about 10 minutes later and just assumes every one's forgiven him for being a ****, then gets all morngy when we don't.