Most damage you've ever caused?

[eatenbyagrue]

I was 6 years old, and as rambunctious 6 year old children are wont to do, I was running around in a store. My little brother, bastard that he is, knocked me into a shelf and started a chain reaction that wrecked 4 shelves full of delicate breakable glass and ceramic wares.

Whoops.

I would be pissed if I had to foot that bill.

Well, my parents never let me near anything glass or ceramic until I was 16. I'm 21, and she STILL wont let me go near shelves full of the stuff.


Another time, I caused my kid brother to wreck an entire door. We had just watched Land of the Dead, so I decided to play a trick on him: I hid in our room (we were sharing a room since the house was being renovated at the time) behind one of the beds and killed the lights. When he came in and turned on the lights, I popped out from behind the bed moaning like a zombie.

Kid went right through the door, no stops.

 

[Deleted]

I had a friend who ruined 20 computer monitors after using a scrubbing brush thing to wipe the screens (he wanted to scratch them, making the teachers think that they were damaged and give them away). They were magnetic and were supposed to be used for car parts or whatever. You can guess what happened next.

Shooting a pellet gun in the glass section of a walmart, you think you can shoot between them but you're wrong. I swear those glasses jump in front of the pellet.

 

[CymTyr]

Probably the most damage I've caused to inanimate objects was putting a colossal dent in the side of my old truck from turning into a parking lot too fast. Yep, there were steel posts on either side and it was a full sized truck... I'm ashamed.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I crashed an SUV into an autorepair shop window on my way to school. I was completely unscathed (damned near miraculously, seeing as the shop was about 4 feet above the road on solid concrete), but the car was killed. I managed to go to school an hour later.

 

[Dale Cooper]

Ruined a hotel carpet with vomit... that was 10 years ago now so you can't judge.

 

[buddee1]

using an old blow torch i tried to cut a piece of metal and lit part of my garage on fire

 

[Aerodyamic]

Here's my problem with this question: I get PAID to break things; does that count? If so, I'm employed as an industrial roofer, and I've destroyed miles and freaking MILES of roof. Mind you, I help put a new roof on after I'm done wrecking shit for the day. I've probably destroyed BILLIONS of dollars worth of roof, if you added up the original installation costs.

Other than that:

I've put my skull through a bedroom door by pulling the door into my head.
I've cut through a cooling line that had to be purged of moisture after I breached it, costing a former employer about $5k. With an axe.
I've dropped a 2'x2' concrete sidewalk block from the top of a 110' building and watched it crater in a big industrial garbage bin. It literally caved a huge chunk of the bottom in.

Pretty mild stuff, honestly, considering I get paid to work out, tan, break shit and play with fire.

 

[murlo360]

Well, beating the last race of the 1000g championship in 'Extreme G III' took quite a lot of attempts, so when I finally did it I jumped out of the chair, threw my left hand up in a fist and chucked the controller out of my right hand. My fist shattered our living room lamp (the shards of which left two large scars on my knuckles) and the PS2 controller ricocheted off the ceiling and damaged out TV.
Kind of funny in retrospect. ^^

racing games win . exited gamer FAIL

 

[Smagmuck_]

Got in a huge fight at school, broke the guys glasses and left him emotionaly scarred, but I don't think that counts as CORADORAL damage... Oh! I triped over a cord and broke a $300 dollar projector stand. How upset the teacher was... LOL.

 

[murlo360]

well once me and my brother were playing i was swinging around a computer VGA cord (the blue one for a monitor) and it hit him in the mouth and i never noticed at the moment so i just kept swinging the cord splattering blood everywhere

 

[TheThinker]

I accidentally set fire to my shed, and a lot of expensive things got burned. Probably $5000 in damages.

I crashed my car head on into another car, ruining both, which is I guess about $50,000

 

[Scrittore]

Several thousand dollars of damage to a pair of antique glass doors after drinking too much.

 

[RivFader86]

I shot my grandpa's tv with his Sig Sauer P 6 when i was 9. Nearly broke my head with it aswell

 

[Joshimodo]

Accidentally burnt down my entire kitchen cooking a packet of microwave chips.

Several thousand pounds of damage. It also happened at 4am, in winter. Not fun.

 

[Drakmorg]

My right foot is the most destructive part of my body. It's broken several windows, around 3 lamps, an old television set, and made a few holes in some walls.

 

[Sonicron]

Well, beating the last race of the 1000g championship in 'Extreme G III' took quite a lot of attempts, so when I finally did it I jumped out of the chair, threw my left hand up in a fist and chucked the controller out of my right hand. My fist shattered our living room lamp (the shards of which left two large scars on my knuckles) and the PS2 controller ricocheted off the ceiling and damaged out TV.
Kind of funny in retrospect. ^^

racing games win . exited gamer FAIL

Actually it's "Excited gamer WIN"... anything else would be unacceptable with a game I paid good money for.

 

[Azraellod]

at the age of 4 or 5 i once filled up my dads van with water and oil under the odd impression that it would make petrol.

i'm not sure how much damage it did though. i don't think it did very much, but it wins simply because i'm really careful about everything and tend not to break stuff.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I busted up an old 80s toyota celica... using nothing but a hammer... i ripped off panels and whatnot exposing all the salvageable bits like suspension and whatnot... and as far as stuff i wasn't actually specifically asked to do... busted a locker with my head... and by busted i bent the door in enough that it couldn't open... the hinges had to be cut off... i was runnin down the hall late november... someone dropped their coat i stepped on it... and I slipped... and bam...

 

[Zacharine]

While it didn't happen to me, a friend of mine did cause samage worth of twenty million or so.

He was working at a local paper-mill as a summer job. He accidentally dropped a bottle of coke down to the pulper of the actual paper machine, while it was running. It took almost two days of halted and slowed production to clear away all the plastic from the machinery.

Luckily for my friend, he was automatically insured for precisely these kinds of things. In the end he ended up paying something around 600? for the entire mess.

Naturally, the insurance company wasn't too pleased and his job review for that summer job wasn't exactly stellar.

Personally for me, hitting a lamp post with a car. Total damages, including repair costs and spare parts, around 3000?. Thank you insurance company

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

I broke an antique plate/bowl/bread plate set... around 200 year old ceramics... they fell off the top of the fridge when i was moving our port barrel to test how much port was in it...

And my cousin once filled up his dads brand new ride on lawn mower with water thinking it would work like petrol. he also once got a pair of wire cutters my grandparents bought him and he cut the chook cage and let them out... he was a very mischievious lad... he got kicked out of kindergarten (Sp?) for swearing