Rear ended a Bus. Went right under it practically, so no damage to the bus at all, but popped in the hood of my car pretty bad.
Most damage you've ever caused?
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One time I glassed four planets when I got SUPER mad at some guys in the Horse head nebula... Oh, and there was that whole "Crash landing on earth and wiping out the dinosaurs" thing a little while ago... like 65 million years ago I think, meh, nothing special though...
During one of my training clinicals at the hospital, I accidently popped an IV bag and an orderly slipped on the mess. He just so happened to be carting along a tray of syringes, and when he slipped and went down, the cart also went down, and up went the syringes. Thankfully the syringes were in sterile plastic baggies or that orderly would've been holier than swiss cheese.
A teacher's chair at my school. I fixed it pretty quickly, it was one of those spinning ones with the overly huge plastic "screws" if you can ever call them that holding it together. Teacher still noticed though.
I was getting off of a bus one day when a guy rear ended it. I must have jumped a foot in the air. While I didn't cause any damage directly, I immensely enjoyed watching my bus driver chew the man out after she was done inspecting the damage. Jerry was a nice lady, probably one of the most memorable parts of my time spent in school as a kid.CrimsonValiant said:
I got banned from a portion of Conneticut after a rock concert by destroying the doors, windows, TV and light fixtures in a crowne plaza hotel room, and then in the next, two, or possibly three. Totally worth it.
I was leaning over in my computer chair to get a CD from a stack on the floor and I fell on my open disc tray. Smashed several very important computer components and about 10 $20 CDs. And it broke my chair.
Also, smashed an ATV into a septic pump once. Dunno how expensive it was, I got the hell outta there.
Also, smashed an ATV into a septic pump once. Dunno how expensive it was, I got the hell outta there.
Ohh... Mine's a good one. I screwed up while filing (me! It's *my* fault!) while I was working at a bank which led to a comedy of errors resulting in a guy getting his house for free. It cost the bank $250,000 and I suspect it cost me my job as well. Beat that!
I hope that guy at least bought you a drink. And you never know Enola Gay might show up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enola_GayAvsJoe said:
me? I'd say a bunch of mugs, a couch, a antique grandfather clock, and in a day or two we'll find out if it includes a computer, and a certain island city named Atlantis I'm not a destructive person, just really clumsy CLUMSY AS HELL
1: Shattered car windows with nothing but a bathing towel
2: Nearly killed someone last time i fought "SERIOUSLY"
3: Left windows broken
4: I've shattered my fair amount of "glass" cups and stuf
5: I've made...what like 2 tvs explode?
6: Ive shattered a couple of my mother's "priced" figurines
7: Graffity is on the list
8: I left someone with a broken heart
....Thats what i can remember currently at the moment, Ive gots loads more though o_o...i've been a vewy bad child 0_0
2: Nearly killed someone last time i fought "SERIOUSLY"
3: Left windows broken
4: I've shattered my fair amount of "glass" cups and stuf
5: I've made...what like 2 tvs explode?
6: Ive shattered a couple of my mother's "priced" figurines
7: Graffity is on the list
8: I left someone with a broken heart
....Thats what i can remember currently at the moment, Ive gots loads more though o_o...i've been a vewy bad child 0_0
Worst one that I can actually give numbers for was causing ~$1K damage to my mom's BMW. I was learning to drive, pulled into the driveway, and scrape against my truck. I panic, and instead of stopping, back up. Hooked the front bumper of the Beamer with the back bumper of my truck, pulling the BMW's front bumper askew. Again, in my defense, I was just learning to drive.
This may be more expensive, but I kicked my wall in anger, and there is now a hole in the shape of the side of my foot in the drywall. I have anger issues when it comes to babysitting.
This may be more expensive, but I kicked my wall in anger, and there is now a hole in the shape of the side of my foot in the drywall. I have anger issues when it comes to babysitting.
Wrecked my friend's car, totalled it really. Keep in mind I wasn't at fault, at all.
Back in my youth... Vandalized a few houses, made a bulldozer catch on fire, got others stuck in mud thus causing them to be towed out by even bigger bulldozers, tipped a porter-pottie or two, wrecked an ATV for two for fun, broken two golf club carts, uhh. I think that's about it.
Do I win? /:
Back in my youth... Vandalized a few houses, made a bulldozer catch on fire, got others stuck in mud thus causing them to be towed out by even bigger bulldozers, tipped a porter-pottie or two, wrecked an ATV for two for fun, broken two golf club carts, uhh. I think that's about it.
Do I win? /:
Twas at work, cleaning a fountain (basically a big arse marble column sitting in a square marble basin) worth (i think i remember) about 2200 (but I think the price had been dropped to 1600). As I'm leaning the column over to lay it flat, it slips and I'm stuck holding this thing which ways a bleeding ton. Then it slips some more and bang, one of the walls in the basin breaks off. Luckily my workmate Steve fixed it before any customers, or Trish (one of the bosses) saw it. I broke a lot of stuff at that shop. Most of it I fixed or set up so no one ever noticed, or would bump into it and think they broke it...
smashed into one of those cheap wooden security guard post with my car, good thing it was late and there wasnt anybody around