Most dangerous creatures you ever saw. In a zoo doesn't count. has to be wild.

WOPR

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I'm half tempted to make a terrible joke about "a woman storming out of a court house after losing a custody case" but that wouldn't count- SO!

OutcastBOS said:
A friend of mine's house was in-fucking-fested with Brown Recluses...I have no idea how that happened...we live in WISCONSIN for god's sake!!
Seen it... well saw a few... while unloading lumber

Athol said:
BLack bear, thats about it (Unlike Australia, very little of Canada's fauna try to kill you)
Seen it... roughly 3 maybe 4 times, most were while camping against my will

SomeLameStuff said:
Found a Box Jellyfish on a beach in Aussie. Nearly stepped on it.

Also, had a King Cobra visit my garden when I was 8. I threw my shoe at it. Found another one just last week, jumped on its head this time.
Very interesting, I've only seen- I don't even know their proper term, just "normal" jellyfish, there were about 200-300 washed up on the beach once

hmm...

I've seen Grey Foxes quite often just a few miles north of here (GREY FOX!)

see deer quite often...

yeah I can't really think of anything else... oh! I saw myself! :p
(after playing airsoft, well I'd be a VERY deadly creature if that sniper rifle was real)
 

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I actually crossed paths with an Anaconda when I was younger. It was in the northern part of my country, when I was fishing with my father.
 

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Anyone who lives in Australia will probably win this (where everything is 40123 times more poisonous).

I was riding my bike down the street one day and the street curved up and around this hill. So I was taking the curve when I saw this dog right on the inside of the road (maybe a foot off the road). As I was getting closer I was like wait, that dog looks pretty feral. Oh maybe its a coyote...wait that's too big to be a coyote...oh shit no that's a fucking wolf! I'm so glad he didn't chase me haha.

That or a jellyfish that floated right underneath the kayak I was in, I couldn't tell you what kind of jellyfish it was tho so it might not have been that dangerous.

Eh now that I think about it I've seen a few grizzlies in the wild, those are probably the most dangerous. But I wasn't as close as that god damn wolf.
 

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I've not had any close encounters with anything more dangerous than a water moccasin. And that cotton mouth was actually snapping for my legs, so that would've sucked. Second most dangerous was when I was hiking through a small ravine, and I had crouched down to look at a fossil (I live in Texas. Yes, there are places where you can just pick up fossilized shells and what have you), when I looked up, there was ANOTHER water moccasin level with my eyes about eight inches away from me. I just backed away VEEEEEERY slowly, and didn't have an issue.


Beyond that? Not really. Typical dogs and cats, and the occasional rat snake in suburbia that I had to rescue my neighbors from (and vice versa), but that's pretty much it.
 

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y1fella said:
PROcrastinator said:
I dont really go out much or traveling so most dangerous thing ive ever seen was a squirrel. May seem cute at first but they are evil!
Why are they evil?
One peed on me once.

On topic: My dog. She's a sheltie :3

A typical sheltie:
 

George Mooney

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A German Shepard that was cooped up inside a small house too long. I love dogs but that one scared the shit out of me, considering it tried to kill me every time it smelt me.
 

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Dangerous is subjective. To someone who was immune to venom/poison, ur list is a petting zoo, but to someone who is 3 feet tall, that python is one of the most dangerous things on earth.
Those are horribly over-blown examples, but the concept remains.

That said, the most dangerous animal I've been around is probably a half-crazy Great Pyrenees that will bite with no reason. I've also seen some bears, a moose, that's about it.
 

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Luke5515 said:
Deer.
Kill more people than all the animals you listen combined.
Granted, they're in car wrecks, I still think it counts.
Not sure if this was covered in other posts, too lazy to read 6 pages, but it isn't just car wrecks that make them dangerous. People have been gored by deer.
http://www.gazette.com/articles/deer-63729-florissant-gored.html
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=1258792
http://www.gazette.com/articles/deer-63729-florissant-gored.html

Don't pet the deer.

OT
Seems to me that Aussies would have an advantage in this thread.
 

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A cat, they don't seem that dangerous but if you're bitten by a feral one those bites get infected really quickly. Otherwise where I live doesn't have many dangerous animals.
 

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A faun, probably. All the dog I've had unpleasant encounters with were domesticated, and I don't think we have any remotely dangerous spiders in Belgium.

Big ones, though.

Nasty ones.

Brrr.
 

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I have had two really dangerous encounters with snakes many years ago. I think it was brown snake fully grown. It was taking a nap on my verandah I opened my door it wake up got angry. Had to kill it with a broom. The other time I came around a rock and the snake hissed and went into a hole.

Seen a few snakes really
Seen to many types of spiders to count
Seen the odd shark (never fully grown though)
box jellyfishes
one salt water crocodile
kangaroos
 

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Does a fox count? (I don't think they are dangerous.) During my second year of Uni the place where I was living in had a reputation for having wild foxes on the field behind it. One time when I return back to my room there was a fox sunbathing in front of the door (it was a hot day). I spend several minutes thinking what to do (I kept thinking it will bite my nuts if I step closer) so I decided to step closers anyway. The fox simply move out of the way so I can get in. After that event I never saw the fox again.
 

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I've stomped on some Black Widow spiders out in the yard at my parents house.

An 8-10 foot shark, swimming about 15 feet below me while I'm snorkeling in the Florida Keys, I was about 12 years old at the time.
 

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Mountain Lion, and no, not in a zoo. It saw me too but didn't attack. Closest I have ever come to shitting myself out of fear!
 

GundamSentinel

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Uhm, dogs I suppose. Wait, a bull might be considered dangerous. That's about it. Not many dangerous creatures where I come from (luckily).