Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.

[knight steel]

Dear escapist the question is simple what is the most embarrassing you have said to a person of the opposite gender.Let me start first i was at a party and i ran into a girl i knew slightly on the dance floor and i said.........

"what do i have to do to get inside of you,just ask and i will do anything you want me to there is no limit to how far i will go, I'm sure i can pretend to be a gentleman if you want"

So yeah now it's your turn (and don't look at me like that T_T)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Just the unfortunate small talk of asking how the Boyfriend, who had only a few hours before dumped her, is.

It was a bit awkward after that.

 

[S.R.S.]

My gf introduced me to a couple of her friends. Conversation was going wel enough until...
Another of her mates showed up and I said "A pleasure to milk you."

*stunned silence* (the awkward kind)

In my head I'm thinking wtf did I just say?

Fuck you lactose Matt.

 

[Dr.Susse]

My gf introduced me to a couple of her friends. Conversation was going wel enough until...
Another of her mates showed up and I said "A pleasure to milk you."

*stunned silence* (the awkward kind)

In my head I'm thinking wtf did I just say?

Fuck you lactose Matt.

Ah ha ha! At least you didn't go comatose Matt and collapse right there.

 

[Queen Michael]

"How old are you?"

 

[AMMO Kid]

"Will you go out with me?" - Got totally rejected by the only girl I ever asked out

 

[latenightapplepie]

When I rejected her by telling her I was gay. I don't talk to her anymore.

 

[effilctar]

"***** you belong to me now" with a backhand across the face for emphasis.

As you may have guessed, I am an undercover pimp.

 

[likalaruku]

I once described in detail a scene from a horror movie in which a broomhandle was shoved up a man's butt. She just stared off into space, drooled, & giggled a little.

 

[Glamorgan]

"I love you"
It scared the fuck out of her.

 

[Abengoshis]

"Sorry I can't dance, I've broken my ankle" succeeded by me running off...

 

[Velvo]

I told a really awesome girl who was one of my best friends that I was in love with her. She was my roommate's girlfriend and he's pretty awesome as well. We were all good friends up until then. I felt comfortable saying it cause I was moving out and I thought it didn't matter, but I've not spoken to them since. I lost some of my best friends, basically.

Edit: oh, also, after making out for a while with a smokin' hot lady at a bar, saying "Yeah, you're kinda old for me," after she revealed herself to be 30 with kids.

 

[deus-ex-machina]

I was about 13 and doing a science experiment with a girl who was being really moody. I turned around to her and said, "I really, REALLY need you to get off your period so you can think properly and do some god damn work!"

I got a slap and looking back on it, I wouldn't dare say anything like that to a woman again.

 

[Abengoshis]

I got a slap and looking back on it, I wouldn't dare say anything like that to a woman again.

I would, that's hilarious! xD

 

[clericwithnolife31]

The first verbal confrontation I had with the woman that is now my wife was a very simple, and looking back on it, very traumatizing. "You have a really nice rack"

 

[cuddly_tomato]

"Your moustache is distracting me"

I really don't advise this one unless you are a connoisseur of feminine rage.

 

[RobCoxxy]

I told a really awesome girl who was one of my best friends that I was in love with her. She was my roommate's girlfriend and he's pretty awesome as well. We were all good friends up until then. I felt comfortable saying it cause I was moving out and I thought it didn't matter, but I've not spoken to them since. I lost some of my best friends, basically.

Edit: oh, also, after making out for a while with a smokin' hot lady at a bar, saying "Yeah, you're kinda old for me," after she revealed herself to be 30 with kids.

I'd have still tapped that.

 

[DazZ.]

Drunkenly proposing to someone, but I swear if it actually happened it was a joke, I don't remember it at all but she says it did.

Actually no, that's not the worst, saying "I love you" in the middle of a drunken one night stand then saying "No I don't, dunno why I said that" then explaining why I don't. She found it funny though.

 

[zhoominator]

I tried to get a friend to open a jar of sweets which I'd taken out in class when I was about 14 (the teacher was out) and I thought I asked "could you take the top off for me please" when it turned out I replaced "the" with "your". The rest of the day consisted of her friends saying to everybody "You'll never guess what Jake asked [girl] to do!"