Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.
- Thread starter knight steel
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That tickled me, much like the moustache would...were you drinking?cuddly_tomato said:
I told a girl I had just started seeing(over the phone) that I couldn't come out today because I was getting my balls botoxed, because I was self conscious of the wrinkles. I'm not sure whether she understood that I was just joking, but the relationship didn't last long after.
I once asked a girl to dance at the senior prom, she wasn't my date though.
Here's the kicker:
Can you say awkward?
Here's the kicker:
She's gay, and I'm actually good friends with her girlfriend.
EmileeElectro said:
Don't worry this thread is aimed at both gender (looks at title) although i can see why you thought it wasn't (must remember to come up with better titles)by the way your avatar is AMAZING ^_^.EmileeElectro said:
In school a girl I had a crush on, Esther, confronted me with her friend Clara, and tried to set me up with her. I panicked and said "This is a joke right? You're playing a joke on me". Clara began to cry and I quickly exited the classroom amidst yells of "It's not a joke!" "I'm serious!".
It was never brought up again, but when I grew up a bit and looked back, I realized Clara probably thought I was calling *her* a joke. Since then I've always felt terrible about it and wish I would have explained that's not at all what I meant. What a fucking asshole thing to say.
Now I'm married and all that srs bsnss. Haven't heard from those girls since high school.
It was never brought up again, but when I grew up a bit and looked back, I realized Clara probably thought I was calling *her* a joke. Since then I've always felt terrible about it and wish I would have explained that's not at all what I meant. What a fucking asshole thing to say.
Now I'm married and all that srs bsnss. Haven't heard from those girls since high school.
Well, the only thing I could think of was when I was still in my shy state in high school and I was asking out this real shorty of a girl to prom. That was pretty funny 'cus I forced myself to come out with it and then her first response was "...ooookay? Can we talk about this over lunch?" And we did, and she went out with me and enjoyed ourselves 
. (She isn't my gf in any way)
. (She isn't my gf in any way)
Haha, thanks. I thought this thread was aimed at guys who have embarrassed themselves in front of girls, so I thought I'd share my story. It's not really embarrassing what a girl says to another girl, apart from one time I told some girls I didn't like shopping and they looked like I just said, "So, I killed a puppy last night." Was quite uncomfortable.knight steel said:
Hughblugh yes I can. Watch me.Hexenwolf said:
Get ready for the avoidance of your life, son. You may want to avert your eyes, this shit is about to get real.
No turning back now, you have brought on the pain. The pain of thymoanesthesia. The gauntlet has been thrown down like rancid meat covered in spiders. Dig your heels in and steel your jaw, ************, it's coming at you like the fourth of July.
Yeah, okay, that was stupid.
But anyway, no.
We're both on the same page when it comes to relationships. Which is to say, we are both wholly uninterested in them.
She's not ready for any of that stuff just yet, and I think anything to do with romance is abhorrent.
My plan is to just let these stupid useless chemical reactions run their course and promptly forget they ever existed.
I assume her plan is the same. But I am pretty sure she has beaten me on this and is already thoroughly fed up with me.
Hunh... I'm bi, do I get to pick one awkward thing from each gender?
Awkward thing said to girl: "That's not your shoulder, is it." I was sitting in a chair and she came up behind me. I meant to reach up behind to hug her shoulder, but um, she was taller than I remembered in my head and I ended up reaching something... something else. o_o I mean, I'm lucky she was pretty cool about it, but still, SO AWKWARD. D8
Awkward thing said "to" guy: I didn't say it directly to him, but I'm pretty sure he heard. On my sixteenth birthday, I was at school with my friends and I happened to mention that I had never kissed anyone. Being the excellent friends they are, they immediately started suggesting things like, "You can't be sixteen and never kiss anyone! Go kiss [random guy walking by #1]! He's right there!" "No!" "Okay fine, [random guy walking by #2]!" "NO!" "How about [random guy walking by #3]?" "NO I HAVE STANDARDS!"
Of course, what I meant by that was, "I don't want my first kiss to be with just some random guy," not "[Random guy walking by #3] isn't good enough for me." (Not to mention, he's gay and I'm a girl, so it's not like it would be a stirring kiss anyhow.) I was laughing too hard to explain myself to him right away. So from then on, whenever he said hi to a friend of his who was with me, he would always greet me with something like, "Hello, friend," and it was a leetle bit awkward.
Awkward thing said to girl: "That's not your shoulder, is it." I was sitting in a chair and she came up behind me. I meant to reach up behind to hug her shoulder, but um, she was taller than I remembered in my head and I ended up reaching something... something else. o_o I mean, I'm lucky she was pretty cool about it, but still, SO AWKWARD. D8
Awkward thing said "to" guy: I didn't say it directly to him, but I'm pretty sure he heard. On my sixteenth birthday, I was at school with my friends and I happened to mention that I had never kissed anyone. Being the excellent friends they are, they immediately started suggesting things like, "You can't be sixteen and never kiss anyone! Go kiss [random guy walking by #1]! He's right there!" "No!" "Okay fine, [random guy walking by #2]!" "NO!" "How about [random guy walking by #3]?" "NO I HAVE STANDARDS!"
Of course, what I meant by that was, "I don't want my first kiss to be with just some random guy," not "[Random guy walking by #3] isn't good enough for me." (Not to mention, he's gay and I'm a girl, so it's not like it would be a stirring kiss anyhow.) I was laughing too hard to explain myself to him right away. So from then on, whenever he said hi to a friend of his who was with me, he would always greet me with something like, "Hello, friend," and it was a leetle bit awkward.
I think its funny that I have said half of these before. 3 drink Taylor isn't to bright.
Don't ever say "you are acting insane" to a girl.
And then laughing in the middle of a conversation with a girl while thinking about something completely different when she was apparently talking about her abusive parents. I'd like to thank two-hit Taylor for that one.
Don't ever say "you are acting insane" to a girl.
And then laughing in the middle of a conversation with a girl while thinking about something completely different when she was apparently talking about her abusive parents. I'd like to thank two-hit Taylor for that one.
Hell, I'm turned on.savandicus said:
