Most hated phrases

[Brain_Cleanser]

I have a whole LIST of phrases that I punch people out for saying.

The one on the top of the list is "You deserve it," when it comes to relationships. The only time I find it acceptable anymore is "Get hit by a bus, you deserve it."

Other than that I have "Don't be a hero," various Scott Pilgrim quotes, most of the most common quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "I feel so bad about that," for reasons I won't get into, and a few other minor ones that just arn't comming to mind.
Oh, and I hit anyone who claims I'm violent *nod*

OT: I don't know if it counts but anyone who uses chillax seriously in a sentence deserves a quick slap around the chops.

I use chillax all the time when people stress out over minor things :/

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

''but'' ,, yes but

everytime someone uses but halfway in the sentence it is (useually) bad

example #00000001
my friend: i have just won 2,000,000$ BUT your not getting anything of it ;D
me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

example #00000002
me: do you want to marry me?
girl: yes, BUT i dont want anyone ever knowing that we see eachother
me: fuck you

Lol, You should turn the last one into an internet comic, it made me laugh xD

"Oh and I was LIKE get me a drink hoe!" "That dress is totally LIKE awesome" "I was LIKE shut up no way!?!" The over usage of the word like, I don't hate people who use it but when they say it I get pretty pissed off.

Also when people are so lazy they won't even talk properly, my friend is very guilty of this. Joel: 'Sup Jake, le' me axe you somethen.
Jake: Okay then.
Joel: I was wonderen, I went to te liberry an brought a book about nukular energie.
Jake: -eye twitches- G-G-Go on please.
Joel: So wha- is nukular fishen?
Jake: -on ground suffering from a brain aneurysm-
Joel: I'll axe me mam an ded if you okay, me dad got a docta hospitlle book from te liberry ,I'll take my nukular fisshen book wif me though

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"Allow it"
Everytime I hear someone say that, I want to ram my fist down their throat. Everyone says it at my school.

 

[Queen Michael]

"Sär." It's Swedish, pronounced "sair," and it's used exactly like the word "like". (Like, do you, like, understand what I, like, mean?) It's actually spelled "så här", but people always pronounce it "sär". I

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Any use of the word "legit."

 

[Queen Michael]

"Allow it"
Everytime I hear someone say that, I want to ram my fist down their throat. Everyone says it at my school.

Please tell this Swede how people usually use it at your school.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"Allow it"
Everytime I hear someone say that, I want to ram my fist down their throat. Everyone says it at my school.

Please tell this Swede how people usually use it at your school.

Ok, say two people get into a fight. Or somebody is insulting someone else.
A chavy guy will usually intervine and go "allow it man, allow it!" in a really annoying way. Basically means stop it or leave him alone. Gets on my nerves.

 

[Altanese]

"I think that the CGI Clone Wars cartoons are charming, funny, and moving."

I always hope that "And now I am going to slash my jugular!" will follow.

 

[MaxRaine]

"Sär." It's Swedish, pronounced "sair," and it's used exactly like the word "like". (Like, do you, like, understand what I, like, mean?) It's actually spelled "så här", but people always pronounce it "sär". I

Hehe, as a fellow Swede I've never heard anyone say that =P Guess it must be confined to your region.

Around here we have the words "asså [asoh], liksom [lickso:m] and ba [bah]" that are the trademark words of the pre-teen wannabe cool girls (fjortisar) and they annoy me to no end.
"Asså han liksom ba hoppade ut framför mig! Ja blev skiträdd asså!"

As for English phrases I hate... hmm...
It would have to be pretty much any obvious "troll" talk. As in pretty much anything with "bro" at the end or sentences that seems to mix gangsta and hippie talk at the same time.
I have an MSN contact that is very guilty of this, but he's a cool guy otherwise so I bear with it.

 

[Queen Michael]

"Sär." It's Swedish, pronounced "sair," and it's used exactly like the word "like". (Like, do you, like, understand what I, like, mean?) It's actually spelled "så här", but people always pronounce it "sär". I

Hehe, as a fellow Swede I've never heard anyone say that =P Guess it must be confined to your region.

I sure hope so.

Around here we have the words "asså [asoh], liksom [lickso:m] and ba [bah]" that are the trademark words of the pre-teen wannabe cool girls (fjortisar) and they annoy me to no end.
"Asså han liksom ba hoppade ut framför mig! Ja blev skiträdd asså!"

Here as well... I really, really hate those phrases.

 

[dancinginfernal]

"Irregardless."

FFFF-

 

[esperandote]

In spanish "Valga la redundancia", a phrase that people say to validate when they say something redundant. The prase is right but only when there isn't a easy way to not be redundant not when you're being redundant out of being lazy to think another way of saying what youre trying to say.

On the other hand when there isn't a way to say something without being redundant or without it sounding bad or incomplete then if the listener is smarte enough to notice it the phrase itself is redundant but i digress.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

I hate it when people use Epic to describe any small thing they enjoy. I don't really know what started it, but I knew it was a serious problem when I heard someone say "Thats an epic poem!" and not actually know what an "Epic Poem" was.

I guess that sorta ties in to the general increase in hyperbole amongst younger people. You got a good kill in Halo? You didn't "destroy" them (especially a guy I know, who uses the phrase "get destroyed!" as trash talk. I'm just like "Wait...what?"). Getting a no-scope isn't "rape". All of it is just obnoxious; save your adjectives for when you need them.

I hate it when people say "I don't know". I can understand not knowing something, but people use it an excuse to not think, or just dodge a question.
Example: "You look sad, whats wrong?" "I'd don't know"
Well, in that case, good luck with it. I don't have the patience to sit around and try to help you when you'd rather just be sad for no reason.

I used to hate it when people overused "man", but I've been catching myself doing it more and more lately. The funny part is, it was something I always attributed to older people. Its kind of humbling...man. Like a bygone version of "bro".

 

[Geekosaurus]

'New and Improved.'

new (adjective)
of a kind now existing or appearing for the first time

improved (verb -used with object)
to bring into a more desirable or excellent condition

By definition, you have to have an existing, inferior object in order to be able to improve it. But if you're already got an object that you're making better, it's not new, is it?

An object cannot be new and improved. It can only be either - not both.

 

[PrototypeC]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum." and jokes relating to it. Sorry Duke, please don't kick my skinny white-boy ass...

Also, when something is "sick". Maybe I'm just an old man at heart.

 

[SweetLiquidSnake]

how people use the terms "owned" "pwned" "lol" "raped" "win" "fail" "ftw" or "XD" when chatting online or while playing games

 

[Folksoul]

"That's what she said." I had a co worker who would say that no matter what you said. Especially if it didn't make sense.

 

[crudus]

I hate people who use "ironic" incorrectly.

the hijacking of the word "literally" by retards who have no clue what it means, im not sure if that counts as a phrase (it doesnt) but i need to say it.

lol, they literally don't know what "literally" means!

'New and Improved.'

new (adjective)
of a kind now existing or appearing for the first time

improved (verb -used with object)
to bring into a more desirable or excellent condition

By definition, you have to have an existing, inferior object in order to be able to improve it. But if you're already got an object that you're making better, it's not new, is it?

An object cannot be new and improved. It can only be either - not both.

Not true. You can have a new version of something and have it improve on the old version. Windows 7 isn't new and improved (on its own) but it is new and was an improvement of Windows Vista.

 

[SweetLiquidSnake]

oh i forgot, and I hate when people use "fml" when such trivial inconveniences happen to them.

or that one asshole on every Youtube video that either: makes fun of justin bieber, or comments on the number of dislikes the video has.

 

[GreyKnight3445]

the phrase "I`ve lost faith in humanity