Most Intoxicated You've ever been...
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My mates girlfriend of 5 years just broke up with him and we started a month long bender to cheer him up, about 3 weeks in after a night of countless tins and all day smoking weed I went for a piss and passed out mid piss, that is the most fucked i've ever been, was for a good cause though
Plus one of the best UK music scenes, gotta love the Scene Grand Central startedZemmy said:Yeah mate 2 big ones. Manchester Met. and just 'Manchester' I do believe. They're both good Uni's aswell. Get your arse over hereKorsallitro said:That...sounds...SO FUN, i might have to check out if there are any uni's in manchester...are there?Zemmy said:Half a year ago at me mates 18th I was making loads of my 'Famous mixtures' of Vodka,Cider, abit of Cherry coke and abit of Cherry vimto ( its cherry berry goodness! and it gets you drunk! ) Everyone was loving them, I'd had about 5 pint glasses of it. A couple slugs of whiskey and junk...next thing I know, im walking 5 miles home with one of my best friends trying all the fast-food franchises we came across looking for a bathroom. Eventually we came across a park and we took turns whizzing on the Jungle gym and I accidently got a homeless guy hiding under the slide, we ran away yelling 'SPOON!' at the top of our lungs...yup, good day here in Manchester that is
I drank about a litre of Vodka in roughly 45 minutes at a party.
I'm looking at the bottle thinking "hey, I've drunk loads and I'm fine", then me and a mate went off a did 3 rounds of shots, 10 minutes later I've got my head in the sink and I can't even open my eyes. They dragged me into the bedroom and I slept over on the floor.
Ah, good times.
I'm looking at the bottle thinking "hey, I've drunk loads and I'm fine", then me and a mate went off a did 3 rounds of shots, 10 minutes later I've got my head in the sink and I can't even open my eyes. They dragged me into the bedroom and I slept over on the floor.
Ah, good times.
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started at 2 in the afternoon in a jockstrap shorts and a wifebeater, 4 beers in 4 minutes half a bottle of mixed spirits in 20 mins a naked sprint through a halls of residence then a half hour break before we actually start drinking.
made it to 8pm before running face first into a lamppost (or so I'm told, blacked out around 4pm) woke up at 2am in hospital with half of my front teeth missing....
Fun
started at 2 in the afternoon in a jockstrap shorts and a wifebeater, 4 beers in 4 minutes half a bottle of mixed spirits in 20 mins a naked sprint through a halls of residence then a half hour break before we actually start drinking.
made it to 8pm before running face first into a lamppost (or so I'm told, blacked out around 4pm) woke up at 2am in hospital with half of my front teeth missing....
Fun
The first time I got drunk I think I had two big bottles of cider, a lot of vodka, several cans of whatever I could get and WKD, that night I told a chav I loved them and got chased all the way home, I got away don't worry they didn't hurt me pretty face, ladies!
Then one time I got home very pissed faced, I actually don't know what I did the night before, maybe I was in a field (?!) and well suffice to say I got into my and threw up on every stair before getting to the bathroom.!
And I've once been hot-boxing in a tent. Suffice to say I got pretty high and got told to suck a guys dick (I didn't) and ended feeling up every women in the tent, its also the reason I got a girlfriend!
Then one time I got home very pissed faced, I actually don't know what I did the night before, maybe I was in a field (?!) and well suffice to say I got into my and threw up on every stair before getting to the bathroom.!
And I've once been hot-boxing in a tent. Suffice to say I got pretty high and got told to suck a guys dick (I didn't) and ended feeling up every women in the tent, its also the reason I got a girlfriend!
About two months ago, copious amounts of weed were smoked about five hours after donating a pint blood. I was genuinely scared for my health the next day.
i when on a trip to spain and me and my riend got a few bottle of thatkoops said:
i can't remeber what happen after that though
I went to a cheilí in my school last year, downed a full bottle of Vodka before it. In hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea. Next thing I remember is walking up at 6am the next day in my bed at home. Everything else is a blank. But I was filled in by my teachers an fellow students. Apparantly I barely made it to the school from the drinking spot and I before I got into the school I got sick on my maths teachers shoes. Needless to say I was sent home.
It really didn't help that my Parent/Teacher meeting was the next day.
I have drank that much since but not in such a short period of time.
It really didn't help that my Parent/Teacher meeting was the next day.
I have drank that much since but not in such a short period of time.
Hotboxing tents is awesome. Although I've never been told to such a guys dick. Thats a bit... odd.Baldry said:
It's a toss-up between two events.
One was the brewery fest of Lohr. 12 litres of beer... the evening defies description, and so does the headache the day after.
The other was about a year ago. I went out on a pub crawl with a few friends of mine, and it ended with me waking up in bed with a hot girl from the Netherlands. Oh yeah, and it wasn't a hotel bed - it was the bed in her cabin on the ferry ride to Sweden.
One was the brewery fest of Lohr. 12 litres of beer... the evening defies description, and so does the headache the day after.
The other was about a year ago. I went out on a pub crawl with a few friends of mine, and it ended with me waking up in bed with a hot girl from the Netherlands. Oh yeah, and it wasn't a hotel bed - it was the bed in her cabin on the ferry ride to Sweden.
I er... I got carried home and midway through had to stop to simultaneously puke, pee and poo myself. Was pretty much my most drunk, and only cost me £50
Last December, went to a christmas party thrown by a university society I was part of. Played Rong of Fire before leaving, got through several bottles of Desperados along with some various shots. Don't really remember too much after leaving the house, have a few flashes from the actual event, but not many. No idea how much I drank whilst there, but I was reliably informed the next day that I worked my way through several shots and a lot of double SoCo and lemonade
I genuinely can't remember the vast majority of the evening, apparantly I passed out in the bathroom for several hours when I got home, and puked a lot. It was the scariest night out I've had, cos anything could have happened and there would have been very little I could have done. I actually haven't been drunk since, it scared me that much
I genuinely can't remember the vast majority of the evening, apparantly I passed out in the bathroom for several hours when I got home, and puked a lot. It was the scariest night out I've had, cos anything could have happened and there would have been very little I could have done. I actually haven't been drunk since, it scared me that much
I think I had about a case of beer in a matter of hours. I say I think, because I don't remember from halfway through the case (but there was no one else around so I think it was a fairly safe bet). Before you say I'm a lightweight, I had also given blood the day before and was both dehydrated and hadn't eaten that day.
Back when I was still in the military I went to a base bar and ended up drinking 20 or so double rum and cokes (about the equivalent of a 40 ounce bottle). I was so drunk that I got into my head that it would be a good idea to walk over to a bunch of German soldiers stationed on the base and call them a bunch of krauts...I felt entitled because my family is mostly German. Needless to say one punched at me...missed because I fell on my ass before it connected and accidentally hit on of my fellow Canadian soldiers in the back of the head. He turned around and punched him back. This started a general brawl which caused the German and Canadian MP's to show up, both of which started cracking heads with batons. I watched all of this on my ass covered in vomit laughing my ass off. After all was said and done I thought this was such fun that I wanted to walk over and do it again. Luckily a friend of mine escorted me back to the barracks. When I woke up I was in the wrong room on an empty bed covered in vomit (mine) and blood (don't know whose)...I was basically sick for a week and swore off alcohol in all forms...a week later I went to the bar with some friends; I guess I don't learn very well.