I haven't watch it butn Mr and Ms Smith, a married couple, both of them are secret agents, neither of them know the other is and they get hired to kill the other one.
Most laughably absurd plot for a movie you've ever heard in your life?
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that was one of the movies me, my brother, and a bunch of friends watched during a night of watching hilariously terrible movies.Zephirius said:
Not sure if it's been mentioned or not, but going through five pages is a bit much.
Anyway
The Asylum's "Sherlock Holmes".
It features Sherlock Holmes fighting dinosaurs which are intelligent, human-sized and roaming London.
He tracks them down to a lab run by his evil brother, Ironman, whom he then has to fight while Ironman pilots a giant robot dragon or somesuch.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/06/10/review-the-asylums-sherlock-holmes.aspx
Heard about it here.
Anyway
The Asylum's "Sherlock Holmes".
It features Sherlock Holmes fighting dinosaurs which are intelligent, human-sized and roaming London.
He tracks them down to a lab run by his evil brother, Ironman, whom he then has to fight while Ironman pilots a giant robot dragon or somesuch.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/06/10/review-the-asylums-sherlock-holmes.aspx
Heard about it here.
He is a guy that everyone thinks thinks he is Elvis. He is actually Elvis he just traded places with an impersonator so that he could retire quietly.manicfoot said:Heh. You may be right. I've not actually seen the film. My friend told me a brief synopsis and consequently its now on the top of my to-watch listSpawn_Of_Kyuss said:
Equilibrium. It was a pretty awesome but the plot was pretty hilarious. Basically that in the future to avoid wars they eliminated human emotion by giving anyone drugs and destroying anything that could make people 'feel' including all forms of art. I'm pretty sure that the best part was that they could watch footage of war and learn to be super soldiers and kill people and that wouldn't inspire emotion but a fancy mirror frame would.
So you mean a story about a man who finds people who take life for granted and shows them not only how much they really did appreciate their lives and open their eyes to how far they would go to save themselves but also how good their lives were in the first place not having to deal with the horrors that he put them through is laughably absurd? I think the plot idea is absolute genius, but the execution (no pun intended) was trying to lean more on the side of "trying to be shocking."Fortesque said:
I actually don't have one... to me, no plot is absurd if you're willing to stretch your mind. But I might as well just say the Human Centipede, because I don't understand why he would want to do something like that...
Someone named it already, yea it was sunshine. The plot still sounds stupid, even today. I'm sorry but using nuclear weapons to relight the sun is stupid, you'd have a better chance by throwing a canister of Helium used to inflate balloons into the thing. Also how our sun apparently kills people off one by one, rather than just frying them all and being done with the stupid movie.mishagale said:
Holy shit balls covered in ice! I wonder if they'll have funding this time... lolFallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Black man has to try and fight off snakes which have been placed on a commercial aircraft by the worlds most inventive terrorist.
Salt. "Oh no! The government thinks I am a spy. To prove I am not a spy, I am going to run away and kill everyone that tries to capture me, to prove that I am innocent!"
Minority Report. "How do we stop crime? Well, what we do is listen to the psychic people we've hired. They can predict the future, so we know about the crimes before they've even been committed. It's really neat. And the best part is that we can stop the crimes before they're committed, too. What? Wrong to arrest people who haven't done anything? Wrong to trust purported psychics that are always wrong? What are you talking about? "
Inception had a good concept then it tried to cater to fight scene loving fans while not truly emphasizing the true inner psych of the mind.
The Dark Knight had issues with Joker's escape attempts and how "well planned" he truly was.
The entire Matrix series. Do you know how often computers break down?
The Dark Knight had issues with Joker's escape attempts and how "well planned" he truly was.
The entire Matrix series. Do you know how often computers break down?
Any cheap ass monster movie of the sci fi ( NEVER SY FY DAMNIT )fair. I watched these so much as a child I realised they all have the same structure, monster, kills insubstantial characters, then kills various characters of these archtypes.
-Douchebag
-Best Friend
-Really Really Hot Chick
-Tough Guy
-Teens Having Sex
-Soldier
And It always end with the white male, female, or male and female love interest leads destroying the beast in some spectacular fashion, whether It be hitting It with a train, dropping It out a cargo jet, or simply blowing It to Kingdome Come.
They just never turn out good.
-Douchebag
-Best Friend
-Really Really Hot Chick
-Tough Guy
-Teens Having Sex
-Soldier
And It always end with the white male, female, or male and female love interest leads destroying the beast in some spectacular fashion, whether It be hitting It with a train, dropping It out a cargo jet, or simply blowing It to Kingdome Come.
They just never turn out good.