most memorable movie line ever...in your opinion

[thenoblitt]

The first thing that popped in my head when i saw the name of the thread is "frankly my dear i dont give a damn"

 

[Von Dean]

"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

-Better Off Dead

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

-Princess Bride

F*ucking awesome quote,pardon my language.I read once that Mandy Patinkin(Inigo) slapped A.R Rousimov (Andre the Giant)during the filming cos he was struggling with his lines

 

[Hyperactiveman]

DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

Nicholas Angel: Mr. Porter, what's your wine selection?
Roy Porter: Oh, we've got red... and, er... white?
Nicholas Angel: I'll have a pint of lager, please.

Man I love Hot Fuzz.

You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Go fuck up the model Village!

XD EPIC!

 

[Ziltoid]

Perry:My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Or from the same movie

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

 

[Von Dean]

Mathilda: You killed my brother.
Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
Mathilda: No.
Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it

Utterly cold man...

 

[Von Dean]

Perry:My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Or from the same movie

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

ha ha,I love Val Kilmer in this

 

[quiet_samurai]

Perry:My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Or from the same movie

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

Dude pretty much everything Gay Perry says in that movie is pure gold.

OT:

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

 

[toapat]

"NI!"
"Tis just a flesh wound"
"Ill be back"
"Its good to be the king"
"Hail to the king baby"
"42"
"47"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
"Im going to kill you with my TEA cup"
"Yippi ki ay mother fucker"
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?"
"Royal with Cheese"
"Go down to Fatburger, get yourself a fat burger"
"Frankly my dear, I dont give a crap"
"1 2 3 4 5 666"
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
"Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Donny, your out of your fucking element"
"Mr. Anderson"
"ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
"THIS is my BOOMSTICK"
"Shop smart, Shop S Mart"
"First rule of Fight Club, you dont talk about Fight Club"
"Nice bike"
"One point twenty one jiggawatts!"
"Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"I fart in your general direction"
"Get to da coppa"
"Game over man, GAME OVER"
"You dont understand, Im not in here with you, you're in here with me"
"They've gone to plaid"
"We came, we saw and we kicked it's ass!"
"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
"We're on a mission from God."
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, HIlANDER!" and "THER CAN ONLY bE ONE."
"Dude, you killed a chopper with a car!"
"I ran out of Bullits."
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
"Fuck you"
"Its a trap"
"Asta la Vista, Baby"
"Fuck dude,FUCK"
"Where did you get your clothes, did you jump off a ship?"
"we're fucked"
"do you want to see a magic trick?"
"this one goes to 11"
"Welcome to Earth."
"There is no spoon"
"He doesn't know how to make a holy bartender! I know how to make a holy bartender..."
"Bond, James bond"
"I'm going to make 'im an offer 'e can't refuse."
"Life is like box of chocolates"
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
"KKKAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!"
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof!"
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and was widely considered a bad move."
"Lets say this Twinkie represents the normal phyco-kinetic energy in the NY area. According to this mornings sample, it would be a twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds."
"Thats a big Twinkie"

any im missing?

who can name all of the movies?

 

[Composer]

" mother pus-bucket!!!!" ghostbusters

 

[hopeneverdies]

"My nipples look like Milkduds."I dare you to forget this line.

I love that movie.
"You will all refer to me by the name of Betty"-Betty

 

[kfwanderer]

"Gladys, please... that dog and my appetite are mutually exclusive."

"What's wrong with the dog?"

"I've been watching that dog lick its asshole for the past three hours. I submit to you that there's nothing there that merits more than fifteen minute's attention. I can also say with certainty that whatever it is that dog is after... is either long gone... or there to stay."

-The Long Kiss Goodnight

You couldn't believe how long I laughed when he said that line. I can't type out how well he delivered it.

 

[NEVRINx54]

"Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the conviction and the strength to complete the task you entrusted to me. Thank you for guiding me straight and true through the many obstacles in my path and for keeping me resolute when all around seemed lost. Thank you for your protection and the many signs along the way. Thank you for any good I may have done, I am so sorry about the bad. Thank you for the friend I've made and please watch over her as you did for me. Thank you for finally allowing me to rest. I'm so very tired but I go now to my rest and peace knowing that I have done right with my time on this Earth. I fought the good fight, I finished the race, I kept the faith."
- Eli (Denzel Washington), The Book of Eli

 

[Koeryn]

This one.

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Holy hell, someone ELSE watched Johnny Mnemonic! AND LIKED IT! -highfives-

OT:Can't believe no one's grabbed this one yet:

"We have to nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Aliens

It's a Cyberpunk movie based on a story of William Gibson. What's there not to like? ;o

"He can't make that kind of order, HE IS JUST A GRUNT- No offense meant of course" - Burke, just moments before that line

"It's JESUS TIME!" =D

Or

"You can't shoot me!"
"Not in the head..."

 

[Timberwolf0924]

THIS IS SPARTA! -300

They may take our lives.. but they'll never take.. OUR FREEDOME! -Braveheart

 

[IamQ]

Couldn't find the clip, correct me if I've quoted wrong.

Randal - If it were me, i'd spray "Eat Pussy" Across the wall.

Randal saying what he would do before he quits his job. Clerks 2.


Ace Ventura - Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions.

 

[kalakashi]

So I didn't trawl the 7 pages so far, but:

"Awh man, I shot Marvin in the face"

 

[rex922]

the line in v for vendetta where every word starts with a v is v-luscious also the sentence includes over 9000 Vs.

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

Perry:My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Or from the same movie

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

Lol, my favourite movie of all time and an entirely underappreciated gem. I think they should re-release it with a lot of fanfare and not tell anyone it's a half decade old already. Since RDJ is now a bigshot, I bet it would do really well.

"There was only an 8% percent chance..."
"8% percent! Who taught you math?"
[later on]
"You! Stop dividing!"

"NO, YOU pissed on the corpse, I get to go first!"

Dude pretty much everything Gay Perry says in that movie is pure gold.

OT:

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Or, from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,

"The British Empire was founded on cups of tea." (I use this one constantly)

"Guns for show, knives for pros."
"Is there something we should know about you?"

"Good morning, my little chicks and cocks." - In The Loop

"War is not inevitable."

"To climb the mountain of conflict."

That movie makes me crack up so much. Greatest film of 2009 IMHO.

 

[A Raging Emo]

"Game over, man, GAME OVER" - Colonial Marine, Alien 2.