Most Obvious "Tip" a Game Has Given You?

Cakes

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Fire Emblem. Instead of having one quick tutorial, the entire first story (TEN CHAPTERS) was one long "Learn the Basics" guide. An entire level would be devoted to "rain slows you down". Not always incredibly obvious tips, but just as ridiculous, since they managed to spread the whole damn thing over ten chapters.
 

soren7550

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"Remember, dropping your pants does not deploy star power!" - Guitar Hero 2 load screen.

No shit? No wonder it wasn't working when I exposed my undies to the outside world! (this still didn't stop my brothers from trying.*shudders*)
 

Mullahgrrl

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Sparrow said:
I need a new joke. Anyway, props probally goes to Assassins Creed when you first learn to cross beams.
Does bad things happen?

soren7550 said:
"Remember, dropping your pants does not deploy star power!" - Guitar Hero 2 load screen.
That is a filthy lie!
 

Sparrow

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Mullahgrrl said:
Sparrow said:
I need a new joke. Anyway, props probally goes to Assassins Creed when you first learn to cross beams.
Does bad things happen?
Bad? For me, yes.

Too many women love me enough as it is. I don't want to break too many hearts now, do I?
 

JAKERS777

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i cant remember exactly but it was in one of the call of dutys i think cod 2
"take cover" when the screen when all red
 

digipinky75910

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"Stay on Target"

"Get up on the Hydra's Back!"

"Stay on Target" is from an old game, you'd hear it whenever you crossed a certain point. To this day, hearing it in the movie makes me cringe..
 

Mullahgrrl

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Sparrow said:
Mullahgrrl said:
Sparrow said:
I need a new joke. Anyway, props probally goes to Assassins Creed when you first learn to cross beams.
Does bad things happen?
Bad? For me, yes.

Too many women love me enough as it is. I don't want to break too many hearts now, do I?
I mean if you cross the beams.
 

Sparrow

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Mullahgrrl said:
Sparrow said:
Mullahgrrl said:
Sparrow said:
I need a new joke. Anyway, props probally goes to Assassins Creed when you first learn to cross beams.
Does bad things happen?
Bad? For me, yes.

Too many women love me enough as it is. I don't want to break too many hearts now, do I?
I mean if you cross the beams.
I know, I was totally messing with you!

(Good save.)

Not really. The game just tells you walking across something is safer than running across it.

Well, duh.
 

SebZero

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CoD 4's Grenade Indicator "Tip" makes me want to snap the game in half.

Really? I assumed if I caught the grenade's shrapnel with my face I could use it to create ultra-deadly headbutts.
 

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randomrob said:
Press x whilst in the air to perform a double jump.
Your a thief if you try to catch someone else's Pokemon
or the grenade indicator means there is a grenade and you died.... COD 4
 

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Press the right trigger to shoot!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REALLY? No shit sherlock! I thought I had to press the Jump button to shoot!