ReservoirAngel said:
Blah blah Maero blah blah pistol blah minigun blah exclimation point etcetera.
What?! You can't believe that after dozens of missions challenging an entire #%@&ing gang of hardcore, bodybuilding, heavy-metal worshiping arsonists, you would finally face someone who had brains enough to prepare before hand for the pistol-toting superman who's gunning for him!?
Maero is a huge $!@&ing guy!! He's
supposed to be hard, you pussy!
Which links me neatly to my "Most Unfair Fight in a Game": ANY GAME WHERE YOU PLAY A HARDCORE, BODYBUILDING, HEAVY-METAL WORSHIPING, MINIGUN TOTING BEAST, AND ARE DEFEATED BY A FUCKING SCRAWNY LITTLE ASIAN TWO YEAR OLD KARATE-KICKING GIRL WEARING A SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT OR SOME SHIT. GARGH!!!!
Games seem designed to appeal to people, whether people are of certain religions, or have certain backgrounds--whether they like racing, shooting, or anime...WHEN, DAMN IT, WHEN AM I AND THE OTHER RARE FEW GOING TO GET A DECENT FIGHTING GAME WHERE THE BODYBUILDING BEAR-WRESTLING HULK ACTUALLY GETS TO $(#@%ING WIN WITH THE EASE AND SUPERIORITY WE $*@#ING DESERVE!!!