Most unintentionally funny moment in gaming ?

[Supreme Unleaded]

all of Portal, I don't care if it was intentinal or not, it was funny.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Marcus Fenix: Its a worm! A giant worm is sinking the cities!
Laughed my ass off when I heard that the first time.
Edit: Ninja'd

 

[GruntOwner]

Has no one mentioned "That was too close! You could have been a Jill Sandwich!" or "Jill, master of lockpicking" from Resident Evil? I thought those were pretty much the gold standard for unintentional humour in games...

Why only mention one line when you can mention the whole damn series?

I'm gonna say the climax of the romance sub plot in Jade Empire. I can understand that they put a lot of effort into it, put the right music on, and wanted your character to be on a high ground to let the romancee look up at you longingly, but as for as I can tell they also instantly increase your characters model size upto par with that of the largest male build. So my smallest female build available with high speed and crap spontaneously beomes a gorilla and the inability to move the face much makes it look like I'm just kidnapping the romancee or soemthing equally unromantic.

 

[Th3Doctor]

What was it now... Oh yeah, now i remember. I was at my friends, playing Crysis. Anyway, at one point you are at a shore and there's a couple of boats you can hop on and you can make them move by kicking them, so, we went far enough that sharks would appear. Have waited for a minute or two a shark appeared, pushing our boat upside down, making us fall in the water. Scared of being eaten, we started swimming like sh*t towards the shore. Once we made it there, the shark continued chasing us, on DRY land, we shot and killed it, but it respawned continuing to chase us. That was a common glitch, but have seen it for the first time, it was funny as hell, we spent our few minutes laughing about it, and running away from the land-shark.

Th3Doctor

 

[esperandote]

burping nurses in SH4 (down the stairs)

 

[DarthPeanut]

There was a glitch in Mass Effect where I was just walking around the citadel, heading to C-Sec when all of a sudden, Kaiden's arms shoot out and he starts walking with his arms out sideways. His leg then flew above his head and he looked like a retarded ostrich with a broken leg.

 

[floppylobster]

I remember once playing Monkey Island 2 with a friend waaaay back when it was first released (on CD I think?) Somehow the music track had gotten a glitch and it was just playing random notes sounding like someone had sat on an accordion and thrown it down the stairs. Because it was only background music and I'd never played the game before I just assumed it was the normal soundtrack. It took about 3 hours before we finally looked at each other and said "What the hell is that god awful music?" I laughed because we'd put up with it for so long before questioning it.

 

[The Lawn]

Not exactly unintentional... but not intended to happen.
My friend and I did this a few days ago after seeing this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge2LJx92DGI

 

[Kuchinawa212]

making heads pop in Gears of War 2. I mean I figured they'd get a bullet hole in the head and fall over
But pop? I find the funny for the sheer fact that game does what ever it can to get gore on screen

EDIT
POST number 1138! Yes! Hi five George Lucas

 

[A big red rooster]

I was playing Mortal Kombat: Shoalin Monks when we got to Baraka's lair. This then went to a cutscene where Baraka impaled a hapless monk RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES, blood squirts everywhere, and the Baraka throws the monk across the room and lands near Liu Kang who then kneels down and asks, "Are you ok?" XD

 

[Terramax]

Resident Evil Remake (gamecube)

I had a zombie in front of me, a superzombie chasing me from behind. As I dodge the zombie in front, the superzombie swings a punch at me but punches the normal zombie right in the face and it falls over like a sack of potatoes.

Better still, it happened in the company of 3 friends. We were all in tears of laughter.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Mirrors edge due to one story

I knew someone was going to come round a corner and I pepared by jumping up and as I pressed kick I realised that I had timed it too early and I zoomed right past a coppers head and off the building

Justing thinking what the copper saw makes me laugh every tim

 

[The Austin]

All of Resident Evil 4.

Indeed.

Gears of War 2
"They're sinking cities with a GIAN WORM!"

This.

And as for me: Crysis. The look on the Korean's faces when you grabbed them had me laughing myself stupid.
Here is a sneak-peek for those of you who haven't played it:

Spoiler

I also hear some of the jokes being told around the campfire in S.T.A.L.K.E.R are quite funny, partly because some of them are quite cheesy.

dude that looks so real......
Crysis realy does have good graphics

 

[Hazy]

All of Resident Evil 4.

Indeed.

Gears of War 2
"They're sinking cities with a GIAN WORM!"

This.

And as for me: Crysis. The look on the Korean's faces when you grabbed them had me laughing myself stupid.
Here is a sneak-peek for those of you who haven't played it:

Spoiler

I also hear some of the jokes being told around the campfire in S.T.A.L.K.E.R are quite funny, partly because some of them are quite cheesy.

dude that looks so real......
Crysis realy does have good graphics

Crysis:

Spoiler

Real Life:

Spoiler

I see some noticeable differences. While Crysis does have excellent visuals, I would say they look much more stylized than real.

 

[The Austin]

All of Resident Evil 4.

Indeed.

Gears of War 2
"They're sinking cities with a GIAN WORM!"

This.

And as for me: Crysis. The look on the Korean's faces when you grabbed them had me laughing myself stupid.
Here is a sneak-peek for those of you who haven't played it:

Spoiler

I also hear some of the jokes being told around the campfire in S.T.A.L.K.E.R are quite funny, partly because some of them are quite cheesy.

dude that looks so real......
Crysis realy does have good graphics

Crysis:

Spoiler

Real Life:

Spoiler

I see some noticeable differences. While Crysis does have excellent visuals, I would say they look much more stylized than real.

it still is pretty tho.

 

['Stache]

In TF2: standing by the train tracks in Well, and watching players repeatedly (despite past experience and prominent visual and auditory warnings) get hit by the train.

EDIT: Wow, that's a hell of a sentence.

 

[ddon]

i was about to snipe a enemy sniper when another one jumped right infront of him so i shot him instead on accident. but hey a snipes a snipe.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Most of the dialog in Resident Evil 1.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

PLaing Saints Row 2 in Co-op is just a hundred laughs per minute...

Anyone played Trail Blazing missions in co-op, where te second player gets to toss molotovs off the buggy?

The casual, awkward animation for som reason makes me laugh my ass off (along with the screaming peds ragdolling as cars explode in thier faces...)