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thenoblitt

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Gears of war, Call of duty, Mass effect 2 all for regenerating health its absolute bs you dont get shot then heal automatically atleast with med kits you try to explain why your feeling better but with regenerating health you get nothing
 

Dr. Paine

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The Cake Is Annoying said:
A pie chart chased by ghosts in a maze full of drugs and interdimensional fruit.

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA...

Better: Two lines and a dot. THAT MOVE.

That is not right or realistic on any level.
 

BENZOOKA

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I tried Saints Row 2 for a brief moment. It was quite awful. Especially the driving was so unrealistic and terrible that I couldn't play it longer than 5 minutes.
 
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Dr. Paine said:
The Cake Is Annoying said:
A pie chart chased by ghosts in a maze full of drugs and interdimensional fruit.

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA...

Better: Two lines and a dot. THAT MOVE.

That is not right or realistic on any level.
Naw man, that's entirely realistic. Its how the Bauhaus played tennis. Just look at the restrained and austere use of line! Unmistably influenced by the Deutscher Werkbund. But if you still aren't convinced, try this for proof: See if you rally the dot back and forth 400 times without actually scoring the Nazis come in and shut the school in Dessau down and forcing you to continue play in Berlin, under a climate thats intolerant of the Modernist movement.

In fact, Pong contains the most realistic depiction of Nazis in videogames of all time.

PacMan on the other hand is a world where, with the proper medication, a pie chart can perform an exorcism, when there is no evidence what so ever that any diety exists, except for the fundamentalist Queenian interpretation of the fruit's ephemeral nature -

"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Let him go "

They think Freddy Mercury is singing about the fruit in Pacman.
 

TheTrojanBadger

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I always found it very annoying when in Cod4, I would shoot someone with the Barret and it would NOT KILL THEM. I mean, it's a .50 cal! Even a hit on the arm would be enough of a shock to stop the most dedicated solider in their tracks(if not completely rip off the arm!).
Roscoe_A said:
Halo 3's opening. When Master chief jumps from the ship and lands in Africa.

The fact that he was dead a second ago and is now alive by sheer happenstance wrecked the entire game for me.
Read the books plz
 

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The end of Assassin's Creed II when:

Magic first got involved. At that point I was just so far gone that I didn't care what happened anymore. And apparently, neither did the developers because it only went downhill from there.

Honestly, the game wasn't exactly rooted in being factual in the first place, but at least it was somewhat believable (well, the part about Ezio anyways). But at that point, it just got too dumb.
 

WhoaItsBrett

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I Can't really think of any games that I dislike for being unrealistic.
I mean, if games were realistic then the double jump would have never came to be.
But if I had to Choose one, I'd pick Dig Dug.
Everyone knows it takes more then 4 pumps to kill a dragon.
 

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Any game where Japanese teenagers are running around with 12 belts swinging impossibly large swords while applying 12 tubs of gel to each strand of hair
 

Eerors

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GTA because of each city's lack of Scene of crime officers and their ignorant Police. There comes a certain pedestrian deathcount where even the most corrupt officer can't look a blind eye anymore.
Oh, and also the airport massacre in MW2 (and most of the game) when the airport security do nothing at all! Specifically remember one security guard jumping from behind the pillar and telling us to, "Stop or I'll open fire!". :S
He needed to get his priorities straight
 

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Ben Bazooka said:
I tried Saints Row 2 for a brief moment. It was quite awful. Especially the driving was so unrealistic and terrible that I couldn't play it longer than 5 minutes.
....Sarcasm?