Most WTF gift you got this year

[sopherlin]

'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

Everyone needs toilet paper.

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with it. Hopefully she'll take it back and give me money for something that doesn't suck.

 

[Lyri]

I Henry Hoover Desk Cleaner. It's Actually a tiny Henry Hoover.

I got one of those, does the thing actually work or is it supposed to make it look like you give a shit!?

 

[gigastrike]

My mom got me Personal Trainer: Cooking. Then I saw that it was pretty frickin sweet.

 

[The_Chief]

.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

nice lol.


I got guitar hero boxers... My parents know i hate guitar hero -__-

OMG ARE THEY RED AND SAY GUITAR HERO ON THE ASS??!?!?!?!?!? I GOT THE EXACT SAME ONES there comfy

 

[Ace of Spades]

I got an Xbox 360 controller, and I don't own an Xbox 360. I realized shortly afterward that my brother intended for me to hook it up to my PC, then it made more sense, and it's actually quite thoughtful.

 

[Beacon]

Yea I got sunflower seeds...

And no...not the David brand sunflower seeds...

I got unsalted sunflower seeds...

 

[Charvale]

I got two gifts that made me go "WTF?"

The first was a Elmer's Display board with three pictures of white tigers (one a puzzle that my sister and her husband put together) and the others printed out pictures from the internet... yes, I like white tigers... BUT IT'S NOT ALL THAT I LIKE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!

Then of course there was a watch that my mother and father got me, mind you that I have about three of the fiddly damned things now, and just because I don't wear the stupid things (due to the fact that I take my cell phone with me everywhere and it doesn't stink up my wrist) everyone thinks that I don't have any watches!!!

At the very least it was a nice thought, but still pretty much made me go "WTF?!!"

 

[triggahappyhaza]

My Wtf presents are well 4 belts that are too big Belts 4 belts off different people???

 

[Dubiousduke]

Poker chips...


seriously.

 

[mhitman]

A cup.... yea

 

[Jursa]

A scarf, I have worn one like 3 times in my entire life... who could have thought that was a good idea.

 

[Hookman]

A fake robotic arm on a stick with a thingy at the bottom which makes the hand form a fist when its pulled on. I dont know where my mum finds these things!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I didn't get anything to complain about other than mirrors edge.

 

[Happy Toki Toki]

i got a box of A4 cartridge paper....

i dont have a printer...
and i draw in my big A3 folders that i have like a million of from birthdays
WTF am i going to do with a box of shitty thin crappy paper?

 

[The Overmatt]

I only had one WTF gift, though it was a good kind of WTF. My mom got me a limited-edition beer that's been aged for 11 years in this one brewery. Totally unexpected and totally rad.

 

[thatstheguy]

Cologne (I do not stink (that bad))

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Bed sheets. Why bedsheets?

Your mum didn't like smelling your man spunk on your last ones?

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

Now that's a bit of a scary present, I realise your point in that they're the wrong type but still actually receiving ammunition for Christmas!?

"GIT OFF MY LAWN YOU PUNKS! "

*Unclip, ping ping, gun is obviously out of bullets*

Damn you, I AM OUT YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!

 

[Noamuth]

The book 'How To Build a Robot Army'.

A bit WTF, but hilarious nonetheless.