Silent Hill Revelation 3D - A Sidesplitting Family Comedy
One of the best cinema experiences I've ever had, man!
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One of the best cinema experiences I've ever had, man!
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Yes, he plays Vincent (who is turned into a teenager for some fucking stupid reason). He's horrible in this. It's amazing to see such great talent (Sean Bean, Kit Harrington, Malcolm Fucking McDowell) suddenly become the worst actors ever because the director was utterly incompetent.Mumorpuger said:Was that John Snow??
Is it though? At least Anderson doesn't pretend his movies have anything to do with the games (aside from the title). This shit was presented as an adaptation of Silent Hill 3. And then they pull this shit:LysanderNemoinis said:At least these people were making a genuine effort, and the plot and characters far closer to SH3 than any of Anderson's piddle.
Wait...what?DirgeNovak said:This video kind of contradicts this show's theme tune, but I wholeheartedly agree. It's a really horrible, despicable movie, but it's so much fun to watch.
But if they actually do what the ending threatens to do, which is basicallyI will murder a kitten.to make Silent Hill 2 but with Sean Bean instead of James and Radha Mitchell instead of Mary,
I don't know if the sequel is actually being planned, but in the end,Fiz_The_Toaster said:Wait...what?DirgeNovak said:This video kind of contradicts this show's theme tune, but I wholeheartedly agree. It's a really horrible, despicable movie, but it's so much fun to watch.
But if they actually do what the ending threatens to do, which is basicallyI will murder a kitten.to make Silent Hill 2 but with Sean Bean instead of James and Radha Mitchell instead of Mary,
They're actually thinking about doing that with a straight face?
Do they even want their movie to make sense?
I just... I can't...
I can't even even!
...DirgeNovak said:I don't know if the sequel is actually being planned, but in the end,Fiz_The_Toaster said:Wait...what?DirgeNovak said:This video kind of contradicts this show's theme tune, but I wholeheartedly agree. It's a really horrible, despicable movie, but it's so much fun to watch.
But if they actually do what the ending threatens to do, which is basicallyI will murder a kitten.to make Silent Hill 2 but with Sean Bean instead of James and Radha Mitchell instead of Mary,
They're actually thinking about doing that with a straight face?
Do they even want their movie to make sense?
I just... I can't...
I can't even even!It's fucking stupid.Heather, Vincent and Harry (because Vincent survives as well, because screw respecting the source material) are about to leave Silent Hill, but Harry decides to stay and look for Rose, who is still missing in the town. Then Heather and Vincent hitch a ride with Travis Grady and come across a crashed prison bus because wink wink.
I suppose. Though at least the characters appeared. Douglas was still a good guy, Heather at least sort of looked like she was supposed to look, Claudia was still crazy and evil with a locked up creepy father, and Vincent helped out Heather. The so-called RE movies actually had villains become heroes and vice verca in a couple situations, and it's Anderson's continued bullshitting of the fans that really drives me up the proverbial wall.DirgeNovak said:This video kind of contradicts this show's theme tune, but I wholeheartedly agree. It's a really horrible, despicable movie, but it's so much fun to watch.
But if they actually do what the ending threatens to do, which is basicallyI will murder a kitten.to make Silent Hill 2 but with Sean Bean instead of James and Radha Mitchell instead of Mary,
Yes, he plays Vincent (who is turned into a teenager for some fucking stupid reason). He's horrible in this. It's amazing to see such great talent (Sean Bean, Kit Harrington, Malcolm Fucking McDowell) suddenly become the worst actors ever because the director was utterly incompetent.Mumorpuger said:Was that John Snow??
Is it though? At least Anderson doesn't pretend his movies have anything to do with the games (aside from the title). This shit was presented as an adaptation of Silent Hill 3. And then they pull this shit:LysanderNemoinis said:At least these people were making a genuine effort, and the plot and characters far closer to SH3 than any of Anderson's piddle.Frankly, I'd rather have a movie that really has nothing to do with the games than a movie based on a three-line synopsis of the actual game that fucks up every major plot point and character.Vincent, who was a high-ranking priest of the cult in the game, is now Claudia's teenage son.
Douglas, Heather's closest ally in the game, is relegated to a bit part with three minutes of screen time.
Claudia turns into a cenobite and fights Pyramid Head (who, like Jim says, basically becomes a pokemon) out of fucking nowhere to have a climactic ending.
Chris/Harry somehow survives the movie to make a sequel hook, whereas Harry's death in the game was so important to the plot.
"Prince of Persia" and "quality adaptation" in the same sentence? Don't make me laugh. That movie legitimately made me angry. How those assholes took one of the best stories in video game history and made it that fucking pile of shit is sickening.LysanderNemoinis said:*snip*
While it's still no where near the quality of Prince of Persia and Mortal Kombat in terms of adaptations, it's a damn sight closer than the likes of Resident Evil and Super Mario Bros.